Monday, July 9, 2012

Quotable RizzIsles: Episode 1.02 -- "Boston Strangler Redux"

Case: Former old school detective frames who he believes was the real original Boston Strangler
RizzIsles: Maura diagnoses her date; RizzIsles talk about dating/guys

Jane: Was she dead before she was tossed over?
Maura: I’d be guessing.
Jane: I won’t tell.
Maura: Ballpark?  She’s been dead about 2 hours.
(Maura flirts with a bystander)
Jane: Oh my God.  You’re flirting over a dead body.
Maura: When else am I going to do it?

Maura: You are deceptively complex.  I do not understand you.
Jane: Well you would if I was a dead body.
Maura: (genuinely intrigued) Do you think so?

Maura: It takes 20-30 seconds to pass out from strangulation.  1-post-mortem- trauma. 2-post-mortem-trauma.
Jane: I get it. Strangling sucks.

Maura: Do you want to know what I’m thinking?
Jane: It’s so weird. I do.
Maura: I think I know why you’re making such a big deal out of the fact that Grant’s your new boss.
Jane: I don’t want to know what you’re thinking.

Maura: When was the last time we had two stranglings in one day?
Jane: Well cheer up.  Maybe tomorrow will be stabbing day.

(In response to Frost asking what she was afraid of)
Maura: People. Live ones.

Jane: What?
Maura: You’d want to know if you had Marfan Syndrome, right?
Jane: You did it again?
Maura: (squeaking) Yea huh.
(back to online shoe shopping)
Jane: Alright.  Look.  Come here.  Take a few cuts off of this.  It’ll make you feel better.
Maura: (excited) Okay.
Jane: Alright.  Let’s see it.

Jane: Maura, what do you see?
Maura: A reddish brown stain.
Jane: In other words, blood.
Maura: No, the crime lab will determine what it is.  She has no lacerations.
Jane: So maybe we got lucky and the killer was bleeding.  Or smearing reddish brown stuff.

Jane: Hey, did you ever hear from Marfan man?
Maura: Mm hm.  He called to thank me.  He’s going to a specialist.  World renowned. 
Jane: Are you going to see him again?
Maura: I don’t date patients.
Jane: (Laughing) You don’t want to go out with him because he has some weird disease?
Maura: His limbs are a little spidery but that’s not the only reason.
Jane: Come on!  You gotta stop that.  You gotta stop diagnosing people.
Maura: Can we just talk about your love life?
Jane: Okay.  I date two kinds of guys.  One that hates that I’m a cop, and one that wants me to use the handcuffs.  Watch this.  (holds up cuffs as guy approaches)  3-2-1…bye bye.  (looks at his smirking friend) “I like handcuffs”.  Alright, enough of this.

Jane: (to Grant) Yea I can tell by the nasty face you’re making.
Maura: Oh that’s not about you Jane.  He has ballous lesions.
Jane: What?
Maura: Blisters.

Maura: (smug, I-told-you-so face about liking Grant)
Jane: Oh shut up.

What was your favorite line/scene/quote from this episode?  Please let me know if I missed it so I can include it too! :) Happy RizzIsles obsessing!!

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