tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55196833483577721692024-02-18T21:16:43.514-07:00The RizzIsles Rhyme & ReasonEvery once in a while fictional characters come along that become part of you just like someone you actually know... you can be introduced to these characters in a book or even a movie. Or they can come from a TV show and let you really get to know them over time. The characters this blog is dedicated to are from the show "Rizzoli & Isles". Their brilliance, humor, friendship and strength are worth exploring and celebrating!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5519683348357772169.post-26885428737490430502013-01-01T13:02:00.001-07:002013-01-02T20:53:42.865-07:00Quotable RizzIsles: Episode 3.12 -- "Love the Way You Lie"<br />
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<u>Case</u>:<i> An
author is found dead from an apparent suicide; Frost digs back into an old case
of a college kid convicted of killing a college girl<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<u>RizzIsles</u>:<i> Maura
& Jane (and Angela) are named Captains of Wellness for BPD; Jane and Maura
find out who Angela has been secretly dating in a very awkward way<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay,
I’m dying to know why Cavanaugh brought us all in early. <i>(brightly
smiles at Maura standing by coffee in Café)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Me
too. It can’t be good news, right?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak:</b> Maybe
Angelina Jolie is playing a homicide cop and wants to do a ride-along.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Yea,
that must be it.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(concerned face) </i>There’s no coffee! What the hell?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Try
some Green Tea. Only 15 milligrams of
caffeine.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(walking over with a plate) </i>Anybody want
fresh mint for their tea?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Nice! Thank you!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No! We want caffeine.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I’m
not allowed to serve coffee today.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Said
who?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Him. <i>(gazing
at Cavanaugh)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>Good
morning! I’m sure you’re all wondering
why I asked you in early this morning.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Actually
we were wondering where the coffee is, sir.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>I’m
glad you asked cause the Homicide Squad is taking part in week of health.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Maura raises her
hand)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(through gritted teeth to Maura) </i>Are you
raising your hand?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>Dr.
Isles?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m
happy to do whatever I can to support this program.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Swell.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>And
why is that? Is it because <i>(reading)</i> 70% of all health issues are
related to smoking, physical inactivity, poor food choices and stress?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well
yes. Which leads to higher than average
mortality rates for cancer, suicides and heart disease.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maybe because
somebody took their coffee away.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>On
average, police officers only live 2-5 years after retiring.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Detectives: </b>What?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>She’s
right. I’m not standing by and letting
my people drop dead.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>What do
we do?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>Mrs.
Rizzoli and Detective Rizzoli, I’d like you to join Dr. Isles as our Wellness
Captains.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>WHAT?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b><i>(smirking)
</i>How bout a nice big round of applause for our new Wellness Captains?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>Mrs.
Rizzoli will provide meals, Dr. Isles will guide us in 5 minute meditation, and
Detective Rizzoli will lead us in physical activity breaks. <i>(leaves)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(to Angela)
</i>Why didn’t you give me a heads up?!
I coulda stopped at Boston Joe’s!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Whooooa. This aggressive behavior proves that you’re a
caffeine addict.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Let’s
just take a moment and celebrate the fact that Lieutenant Cavanaugh wants us to
be captains! <i>(Maura and Angela celebrate, Jane rolls her eyes)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(dryly) </i>He wants us to be Hall Monitors
Maura.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>We
gotta go. We got a high profile suicide.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>GREAT! Let’s go!
C’mon, Frost, we can stop and get some coffee!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Victim
was a famous author.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Is his
name Jules Verne?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(impressed)
</i>Nice literary reference! <i>(proud smirk from Jane) </i>Do you see hints of Dickens too? <i>(Jane
rolls her eyes)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Victim
was a “steam punker”.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>A who?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Steam
Punkers revere Victorian-era fashion and technology, but add a punk spin.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>The
ligature marks on his neck are inconsistent with a suicide.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Are they
consistent with a homicide?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Uhm. <i>(makes
a face, resumes examining)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay,
I’ll make it easy for you: Door #1, suicide.
Door #2, homicide.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Door
#3, suspicious death.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Thank
you for playing the annoy-the-uncaffeinated-detectives game.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(laughing)
</i>I thought you stopped for coffee.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Line was
too long.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Whadya
doin Ma?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Oh
Ladies! <i>(holding up a bin) </i>Please
empty your pockets of any unhealthy snacks.
<i>(Maura follows instructions, Jane
reaches into bin to grab something Maura just put down, Angela pulls bin away
and gasps) </i>Maura, here is your
mid-morning snack.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(whining)
</i>A quinoa wrap?! Barf!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh
look! A smiley face sticker!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Why do I
have a sad sticker?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(sternly)</i> Because a bad attitude is bad
for your body!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well
give me the badASS sticker then. Frost
had a donut this morning! What’s gonna
happen to him?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Computer voice
plays overhead in lab: “It’s time for your 5 minute meditation”)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Turn.
That. Off. …please.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Meditating
lowers stress. It improves focus. I don’t want to have to report you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Report
me? You’re gonna report ME?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(defensive)
</i>Well I have to! Lieutenant
Cavanaugh insisted.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay. 50 push-ups.
<i>(Maura looks offended) </i>Now! I don’t want to be forced to “report you”.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Susie: </b><i>(walks in with folder) </i>Is this a bad time?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Not at
all. <i>(smiles
at Susie, glances at Jane, RizzIsles smirk)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>The
particles of both C2 vertebrae were intact.
It’s not a hang man’s fracture.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What
does that mean? It’s not a hanging
death?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well,
I’d expect to see an injury from a sudden, forceful, hyperextension. This is an asphyxiation. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay. I haven’t had any coffee… so can we stick to
strangled, or hung. <i>(whispers) </i> Try again.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Strangled. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Good! <i>(smiles)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Then
hung.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Why me?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Recorded alert
plays from Jane’s phone… in Maura’s voice: “It’s physical activity time”)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No, it.
is. not. I’m going to kill her! That should fulfill the “physical activity
time” for today!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b><i>(walks up behind Jane) </i>Glad to hear you
leading everyone Captain Rizzoli.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(surprised)
</i>Yes. Yes, sir. <i>(stands
up) </i>Everybody up. Stand up.
On your feet. Cause, we are,
jogging. We are jogging in place. <i>(smiles
at Cavanaugh as he leaves) </i>Doesn’t
that feel good?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Detective
Rizzoli. …JANEY!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What?! <i>(stops
jogging)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>I
brought in your suspect. When you’re
finished with your calisthenics, thought you’d wanna talk to her?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(whispers)
</i>Thank you. <i>(to the group) </i> Oh!
Stop!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Would
you look through my interrogation of Quinton too?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>What am
I looking for?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Something
I’m not seeing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Jane,
something’s goin on with Ma.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maybe
she ate too many chia seeds.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Jane,
she’s growing herbs.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(feigning seriousness) </i>Uh oh. Did you spot cannabis between the basil and
the rosemary?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>She
hasn’t gardened since Pop left.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sarcastically) </i>Oh no. I hope she’s not enjoying her life again.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b><i>(seriously) </i>Okay, she’s suddenly
interested in lip balm, and she asked me if the pants she was wearing made her
look fat.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>That is
bad. No, that’s a bad sign.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Told
you. <i>(walks
away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(trying to comfort Frost) </i>It wasn’t your
case; still isn’t…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>What do
I do, Dr. Isles?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(pensive pause) </i>Pursue the truth. Ann has more to say.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(RizzIsles on floor
in Maura’s living sitting crisscross applesauce)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(in meditating position, eyes closed;
glances at Jane who is just looking at her) </i>Close your eyes. <i>(resumes meditating)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(staring into space, bored) </i>How much
longer?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura:</b> <i>(stops meditating, sighs in frustration) </i>You’re
insufferable. <i>(mock kid tone) </i>Are we there yet?!
Just quiet the chatter in the monkey mind. Inhale deeply through your nose <i>(inhales)</i>, exhale <i>(exhales).<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane:<i> </i></b><i>(loud
noise in background) </i>Did you hear that?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(trying to maintain meditating) </i>Try not
to attach to the ambient noise.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No it
sounded like it was coming from right outside the guest house.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(from outside) </i>Maura! Maura!
<i>(comes storming into Maura’s
living room wearing a silky nighty, one strap off her shoulder)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Ma, what
the hell’s goin on?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(distressed) </i>He fell! <i>(RizzIsles jump up to run outside; Angela
holds hand up to Jane) </i>Uh, no! <i>(closes
door)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Ma!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Cavanaugh laying
on ground with Maura and Angela over him)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Sean? Sean?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh my
God!! <i>(visibly skeeved out) </i>Is
that Cavanaugh?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Jane,
call 9-1-1.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b><i>(groggy)
</i>No, no. I said no.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(stops, turns around) </i>No?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>I
said no. That’s an order Rizzoli.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Angela,
get me a towel.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Okay. <i>(gets
up)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>And his
pants, too.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Cavanaugh on
couch, Angela holding ice on his head, Maura on other side examining him)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>What
the hell happened to me?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It
appears you experienced a vasovagal episode.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>I
went outside to get some air.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(quietly, dryly) </i>You live in Dorchester.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh:</b> I
got lightheaded is all.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(quietly, dryly) </i>Is that how your pants
fell off?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(whisper yelling) </i>Jane! Don’t embarrass him!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane:</b><i> (whisper yelling) </i>I’ve never been so embarrassed
in my life.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well
your dizziness may have been caused by sexual arousal and the sudden rush of
blood to your genitals.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh my
god! <i>(dry
heaving)</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Okay. We weren’t making love, we were just making
out.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’m
gonna have a vasovagal episode if you don’t stop. Please, I beg you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You should
go to the hospital.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>No.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Maybe
you could just, stitch his head up.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well,
we need to know what caused this. When
was the last time you ate, Lieutenant?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Well
he got his meals at the café, same as you two.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>I
may have skipped lunch… and dinner.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>You
said my healthy food was sensational and delicious.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>He meant
your healthy food was silent and deadly.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(sighing)
</i>A butterfly bandage might close this up.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Angela getting off
couch, glares at Jane, walks into kitchen)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(following Angela into the kitchen) </i>How long have you and my BOSS been seeing
each other?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(pointing between them) </i>WE are not going there.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>YOU are
in a slip, and my boss is on my best friend’s couch, IN HIS UNDERWEAR. What do you have to say for yourself?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Angela walks back
over to the couch)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I still
think you need to be seen in the ER.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b><i>(insistent) </i>No. No one else can know about this
incident. <i>(starts to get up) </i>I’m just
gonna get in my car and go home.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(standing up to follow him) </i>Alright, at
least let me drive you home.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Angela and
Cavanaugh leave, Jane helplessly stares at Maura who is trying REALLY hard to
not laugh)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Please
tell me I’m asleep and that was a dream.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Jane leading Frost
and Korsak in physical activity time, Cavanaugh walks in)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>Nice,
jogging Rizzoli.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(awkwardly, avoiding eye contact) </i>Thank you, sir.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>Soo,
where we at on the Slater case?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(awkwardly removing pictures from board,
sits down) </i>Well, uh, both our
suspects have alibis, so nowhere really.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Slater
used pseudonyms for all the drug addicts and chat room suicide folks he wrote
about.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>Okay,
so, run ‘em down people.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>What’s
goin on with him?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Too many
whole grains?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>I’m
thinking that old dog got some last night.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Jane’s. Face.)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frankie: </b>When
we getting coffee back?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>You’ll
thank me when you’re old.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>I’m
not interested in getting old if all I get to drink is green tea.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b><i>(walking up to café counter) </i>Hello.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b><i>(warmly) </i> Hi Sean.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Cavanaugh: </b>Thanks,
Mrs. Rizzoli.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>I, um,
gave you potatoes instead of quinoa. I
know you said you missed your potatoes.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Cavanaugh: </b>I
don’t deserve the special treatment.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Yea
you do.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Cavanaugh: </b>Look,
Angela, you’re a wonderful lady. <i>(Frankie overhears) </i><o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>But?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Cavanaugh: </b>But,
I’ve got a job to do here. I never
should’ve started this. I’m sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(hurt)
</i>Oh. <i>(he walks away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Ma? Please tell me that you and Cavanaugh— <i>(look from Angela, he whispers) </i>You’re my mother! What are you doing?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(grabs his face) </i>Before I was your mother, I was a person. And what’s so wrong with wanting to be a
person again? <i>(walks away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Want
me to punch his lights out?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Noo.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>You
know which occupation has the highest suicide rate?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Homicide
Detectives while they wait for autopsy results?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>No. Physicians.
Our suicide rate is nearly double the national average. It’s even higher than dentist’s.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sarcastically) </i>Maura, is this some kind of cry for help?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Yes. If you meditate with me, you will greatly
improve the quality of my life.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Were you
one of those girls who needed another girl to go to the bathroom with them in 7<sup>th</sup>
grade?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(seriously) </i> Of course not!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well,
then, I’m sure that you can quite the, monkey, mind, chatter all by
yourself. I know you can!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Frost,
you’re no good to us until you can focus.
Go. Jog there if it’ll make you
feel better.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(notices Korsak’s phone goes off) </i>Who’s texting you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b><i>(sees text from Angela asking him not to
tell anyone she needs to talk to him) </i>Uh,
new C.I. I’m working with.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<i>(Angela asks Vince
for dating advice and tells him about Cavanaugh)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Let me
guess, he broke it off.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>How’d
you know?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>You
said it. I’ve known him a long time.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Tell
me Vince or I’ll have you eating this health crap forever.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Back
when we were rookies, Sean lost his wife and baby son in a fire. I don’t think he’s even had a serious
girlfriend since.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Oh. Well that explains some things… I wish he had
told me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>I’ve
never heard him talk about it.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>If that
grappling hook is for the wellness program, you can count me out. I’m not a fan of heights.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Slater was
a terrible typist with bad grammar. He
uses who instead of whom, which instead of that.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh, no
wonder somebody killed him.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well do
you have that last page?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>We
certainly do thanks to Sergeant Korsak.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Oh no
thanks to you, Dr. Isles.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(modestly)
</i>Oh, please Sergeant, I couldn’t have done it without your help.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(disbelief) </i>Okay, we’ll throw you both a
parade later.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>I
always thought the greatest feeling in the world was putting away bad guys.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>It’s
not?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frost: </b>No. The greatest feeling in the world is freeing
an innocent man.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Bartender brings 3
beers and glass of wine to group)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I don’t
think anybody ordered a red wine.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Hm. Actually, I did. <i>(Maura
stares in disbelief) <o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>What?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(shyly, off everyone’s looks) </i>Well, it’s
like Maura’s always saying, the resveratrol in red wine is excellent for cardiac
health.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(flattered)
</i>You actually listen to me?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sincerely, smiling) </i>Most of the time, yea.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well. This deserves a toast. <i>(raises
her glass) </i>Salud. <i><o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<u>Case</u>:<i> A man
eating at the BPD Café starts coughing up blood, then drops dead. Maura, Jane and a Morgue Tech are exposed to
poison and have to be temporarily quarantined.<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<u>RizzIsles</u>:<i> The
whole family (Maura included!) are helping take care of Baby “TJ”; Jane wants
to play a role in TJ’s life and promises to help Tommy if the baby turns out to
be his.<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Stanley: </b><i>(on phone with 911 operator)</i> Oh, so you
come faster if it was a cop?! No, it’s a
fat guy!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Jane in PJs,
leaning on Maura’s kitchen island, drinking coffee; Maura walks in wearing her
PJs; Jane pushes a cup of coffee toward her<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Drink.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Thank
you. <i>(spits
coffee back into cup) </i> Instant?! You served me instant?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’m so
tired you’re lucky I didn’t serve you Drano.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>Maura,
you ready to swab me?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You two
want some privacy?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>I’m
gonna find out if this is my kid today.
Let’s do this. Wait, is this
gonna hurt?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh my
God, Tommy! It’s a giant cotton swab.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>It’s
weird that she’s so good with babies.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Yea, it
is a little surprising. Wasn’t it
wonderful how we tag teamed the feedings all night?! Baby elephants are raised by the female
relatives in the herd… aunts, sisters, grandmothers.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Don’t repeat
this cause I’ll deny it. <i>(in baby voice) </i> I wish we were elephants so we could keep him!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(checking her phone) </i> That doesn’t make any sense… suspicious death
at the Division One Café? I hope Ma’s
alright… <i>(trying to make a call) </i> It’s going straight to voicemail. Maur, c’mon, we gotta go.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m in
my Robe and you’re in your mother’s pajamas.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea,
so? We’ll change in the car. C’mon.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m not
sure. The hymoptasis suggests all kinds
of causes.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Stanley: </b>We
don’t even serve hymoptasis.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Hymoptasis
simply means he coughed up blood.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Jane,
he ordered the breakfast special… but he didn’t eat the turkey bacon. Oh wait!
And he asked for ketchup.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(trying to be patient and sincere) </i>Thank
you, Ma. That’s, that’s very helpful.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Tommy tending to
TJ; knock on the door; Tommy frantically runs to answer it – it’s Frankie)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>OH! Thank God, Bro! Thanks for coming. <i>(runs
back over to baby)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>I
gotta get back to work. Is the baby ok?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>Yea. I think so…<b><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>You
think so?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>I fell
asleep on the couch. He was sleeping on
my chest. Frankie, he rolled off.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Oh my
God. <i>(walks
to look at baby) </i>Did he hit his
head?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>He
landed on a pillow.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b><i>(annoyed) </i>Oh Tommy! <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>I
know! What if he can never ride a bike
now?! God! I can’t be a Dad!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>What?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b><i>(baby cries)
</i>Now he hates me! <i>(knock on the door) </i>Oh crap!
What if the neighbors called Social Services?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Calm
down, would ya?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Cuckoo
Birds are host parasites.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You
desperately need some sleep.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m
thinking of creative child rearing solutions.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay,
what do cuckoo birds do?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>They
lay their eggs in a host bird’s nest, and they let that bird raise the
babies. However, they first destroy the
host bird’s eggs.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>So all
we’ll need to do is sneak into some nice family’s home, drop off TJ and get rid
of the other kids. <i>(RizzIsles glance, Jane smirks)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(walking away) </i>Maybe elephants are a better example.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(looking into a bowl) </i>Oh!
Very nice. <i>(showing Jane) </i>Barely
digested stomach contents.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Hm. What is that, eggs?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(looking closer, impressed) </i>Good for you! Yes! <i>(Jane smirks proudly) </i>Can you tell what that is?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Only if
there’s a prize. Pancake.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(aMAURAbly proud) </i>Oh!
Excellent! Hmm… I wonder, what
this is. Smell it. <i>(points
it toward Jane)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(moving away) </i>I’m good.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura:</b><i> (smelling contents) </i>It’s a mint leaf. And this is chocolate and this could be
whipped cream.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Like
from a milkshake?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(smells again) </i>No, it was a coffee drink. Likely frozen.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>But Ma
doesn’t serve frozen, chocolate, minty cappuccinos.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Frappucino. It’s a portmanteaux of frappe and cappuccino.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Do you
ever worry that you’ll sound pretentious?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(straight faced, slightly confused at the
question) </i> No. What about Tank?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(throws head back, groaning) </i>God it’s gonna be a long day!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Another
portmanteaux. <i>(Susie walks into lab) </i>Tommy
plus Frank equals Tank. <i>(beaming with pride)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Hang
on. We’re being interrupted by something
relevant <i>(points to Susie)</i>.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Recognize
anyone?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>She
looks familiar, but can’t place her.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Woman: </b><i>(stops walking, surprised/excited, smiles at
Korsak, he nods, she walks over) </i> Vince! <i>(hands on his face, quickly pecks his lips)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Korsak:</b> <i>(surprised) </i>Great seeing you too.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Woman: </b>Oh,
c’mon Vinny. You really don’t recognize
me?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>IIIIIIIII
know we know each other…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Woman: </b><i>(nodding)
</i>We did.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b><i>(shocked, recognition sets in, sits down
slowly) </i>Oh God… Detective Frost,
this is my 1<sup>st</sup> wife, Dayna.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Oh
wow. Hi.
Well. How do you forget, your
wife?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Dayna: </b>It’s
okay, it’s been a while.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>40
years.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Dayna: </b>And we
were only married for 3 weeks.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>It was
a year actually. But I spent most of it
in Vietnam.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Dayna: </b>I still
owe you an apology.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Pffft. No need.
It was so long ago… Dayna, we need your help. <i>(holds
up picture of victim) </i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Dayna: </b>Phil. Is he in trouble?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>He’s
dead.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Frost & Korsak
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<b>Korsak: </b><i>(to Dayna)
</i>Good to see you. <i>(Frost and Korsak leave)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Oh
yea. Really good… what was your name
again?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maybe we
should try to get him.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(stops talking in disbelief, serious stare
at Jane, speaks with contempt) </i>You
would like to raise TJ?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(innocently)
</i>Sort of. Yea. <i>(Off
Maura’s glare) </i>I mean, not full
time, just s-some of the time. <i>(Frankie rolls his eyes; Jane gets
loud) </i>I don’t know! We should tell Ma!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>You
want me to look for half eaten eggs and pancakes?! Are you kidding me?! <i>(Jane
glares)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(looks at Jane, answers seriously) </i>It
doesn’t look like she is.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay. Is that why you moved the bookshelf?! So you could see all the dead bodies coming
in??<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura:</b>
Yes! <i>(flirty
smile at guy wheeling in gurney) </i>Isn’t
it convenient?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(dryly)
</i>Oh yes. I’m forgetting all my
troubles.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(signing for body delivery, smiles up at
Morgue Tech, flirty) </i>I’m sorry. I don’t recall your name.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Morgue Tech: </b>Alex. Alex Simmons.
I haven’t been doing many shifts lately.
…not since I started Medical School.
<i>(RizzIsles glance/smirk)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Wonderful! Congratulations!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Alex: </b>Thank
you. It’s a lot of work, but it’s what I
always wanted to do. <i>(Maura smiles and nods; Alex checks her
out) </i>Dr. Isles, is that a Cassandra
Strickenberg? <i>(Jane’s expression of disbelief and surprise)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(looks down at her outfit) </i>Uh, why yes it is. How did you know?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Alex: </b>The
giveaway is the trumpleaux effect in the appliques. Love the hand-stitching! This is gorgeous fabric. <i>(RizzIsles
*priceless* expressions)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>With an
eye like that, maybe you should’ve considered fashion design!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Alex: </b>Actually,
I love to sew. I’m lucky… fine motor
skills. I also knit, crotchet and bead.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Bead. Cool. <i>(Maura smirks at Jane)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(talking to herself about observations on
body) </i>Oh no. <i>(taking
gloves off, backing away from the table, speaks calmly) </i>I’m going to tell you both something very
frightening. I don’t want either of you
to panic, alright?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(observing Maura’s actions, concern
rising) </i>Maura, what is it?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Hold
your breath and move as fast as you can to the Crime Lab. We have a Code Red. <i>(hits
button on wall to sound alarm) </i>Go
now!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura,
I’m asking you to list the possibilities.
That’s not guessing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Jane,
try to stay calm.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I am
calm! It’s my imagination that’s
hysterical. Is it Ebola or Leprosy, or
die-before-lunch syndrome?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Ebola is
a possibility. So is SARS, Anthrax, Dengay
Fever, West Nile Virus, drug-resistant Tuberculosis…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>CDC Guy: </b>Put
your clothing in these bags, shower with the decontamination soap, change into
the tyvex suit.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(quickly removes lab coat, moves to find a
place to undress, whiny voice) </i>I
only wore this Cassandra Stuckenberg once!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Alex: </b><i>(sincerely)
</i>Oh, how awful!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sarcastically) </i>Yes, real tragedy.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You
need to take a decontamination shower. <i>(Presses button on wall; shower head lowers)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Where’s
the stall?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Now is
no time to be modest, Jane! <i>(3 of them start undressing) </i>The longer you delay, the higher chance
you have of becoming infected.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(looks over at Alex undressing and yawning) </i> Well this is awkward. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Alex: </b>Sorry, Medical
School. I’m exhausted, it’s killing me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sees CDC Guys through window, moves things
to block their view; Maura watches as she tries to hide under desk to
undress) </i>What?! <i>(finishes
shower, drying off with little towel)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Alex: </b><i>(in Tyvex Suit, yawning, hands Jane package) </i>Want your Tyvex Suit now?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea. I’d also like about a dozen more of these
tiny towels. <i>(Alex yawns, walks away) </i>Okay. <i>(whisper
yelling to Maura) </i>I am officially
offended! <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(looking at computer) </i>Well this is interesting…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(wheels her blocking contraption toward
Maura’s desk, hiding behind it) </i>What?! That Alex fell asleep when I was naked?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>He’s
obviously not into women!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Susie: </b><i>(through window into quarantine room) </i> Alex!
Are you okay?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Alex: </b><i>(walks to window) </i> I’m fine, Babe.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(RizzIsles exchange surprised glance) </i>Oh, so he’s not into women?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Hello?! I’m the one who has to supervise him! I did a strip tease in front of my Morgue
Tech!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No
worries. He wasn’t watching! <i>(yells
across room) </i>I didn’t know you two
were together.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Susie: </b>We’ve
been keeping it a secret. <i>(catches
herself) </i> I hope that’s okay! There’s no policy in place about dating
co-workers.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea,
no. You can shower in front of
them… <i>(fake laugh)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(to officer bringing clothes back in) </i>Captain Greene, you didn’t happen to keep
the Cassandra Strickenberg, did you? <i>(confused glance from cop) </i>My skirt.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Captain Greene: </b>Ah. It was just about to be autoclipped. I stopped it.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Thank
you! <i>(excited,
hugging bag)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Alex: </b><i>(pats Captain on the shoulder, smiles) </i>Good job.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yes,
what a relief.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(sees Jane peeking into lab) </i> It’s safe.
<i>(Jane comes in) </i>It is so clean in here, you can eat off
the tables.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Let’s
not, Maura.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Bacterial
Meningitis doesn’t survive it’s host’s death.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(to Susie as she’s leaving after delivering
test results) </i>Alex is very nice.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Susie: </b><i>(walks back over, smiling) </i>Yea he said
the same about you. He couldn’t believe
how comfortable you were being naked around him.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Really? He noticed? <i>(look from Maura)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Susie: </b><i>(hesitantly)
</i>This might be a little too much information for my boss, but we met
at a nudist retreat.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(surprised/intrigued) </i> Oh.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Susie: </b>If you
want to join us sometime…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(looks to Jane) </i>Oh. Many, illnesses, can be improved with nudity
and some Vitamin D. <i>(Jane rolls her
eyes) </i>Psoriasis, for instance-- is
there hiking?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(in disbelief) </i>Hiking?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(matter-of-factly) </i>You’re less likely to
contract Lyme Disease if you’re not wearing any clothing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(patiently) </i> Thank you.
That sounds, heavenly, Susie. We’ll
let you know. <i>(Susie leaves) </i>Really?! Aren’t you the one who was worried about
stripping in front of your Morgue Tech?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well
now that I know he’s a nudist…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Results…
please?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Sooo
Vince, how’d it go with Dayna?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>What’s
that supposed to mean?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>It
means did you remember her? <i>(Jane laughs)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Yea,
we made love on the Interview Room table.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Whyyyy
would you put that image inside my head?! <i><o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Go. Take Korsak.
He needs a “minty frocap” after working up a sweat with that wife he
couldn’t remember.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>Paternity
Test came back…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>And?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b><i>(hesitates, emotional) </i>He’s mine.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Tommy’s
a Baby Daddy!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well
she says she has a plan, she has a plan.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea but
I think we all know about my mother’s “planning”. It’s where Tommy got his “planning”
abilities.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well if
it doesn’t work out you can always use Defense Condition 1.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Uh, it’s
much cooler if you say “Def Con 1”.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(very seriously) </i>Def. Con. 1.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(patiently)
</i>Much cooler. <i>(turns head wide-eyed)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No, this
is very serious, Stanley. I hope you have
a very, VERY good legal team. <i>(Stanley puts head in hands exasperated,
Jane and Korsak smirking and laughing) </i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Stanley: </b> Division 1 Café was my life’s work! You guys are like, you’re like family.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Family?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Stanley: </b>Just like a real family, you don’t always
like all your relatives.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea, I
know exactly what you mean – ugh! God, I
wish there was something we could charge him with!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Stanley: </b>What?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You’re
free to go.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Stanley: </b>I
am?! <i>(gets
up to leave)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>On one
condition. Two conditions. You give Mrs. Rizzoli a raise. And you stop calling her <i>(angry, growling voice) </i>“Rizzoli!”.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Hey,
Frankie! Come in here. <i>(to
Frost) </i>Frankie can read lips.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Really?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea. He spent a lot of time on the bench when he
started Little League and reading coaches lips.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b><i>(proudly)
</i>Yea, I got really good at it.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Got
really good at bench warming too, huh?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(swats Frankie’s arm) </i>Tell him.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b><i>(reading lips of victim in video) </i>Uh, okay, he’s saying “I didn’t sign up
for this”.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Didn’t
sign up for what?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Looks
like he’s saying, “I didn’t know men in tights would kill people”. <i>(Frost &
Jane shoot him looks) <o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>A-mazing. How does he do it?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b><i>(intently watching video) </i>No.
“I didn’t know Mennonites would kill people”.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b><i>(mocking tone) </i>Well there’s a Mennonite killer out
there--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(interrupting) </i>Not helping, Frost.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Hello
Alex.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Alex: </b>Dr.
Isles. Hey, Susie says you might be
joining us camping.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Huh?! No. I
can’t. My skin burns so easily.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It does
not.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Meningitis. Oh my God.
Frankie wasn’t saying “men in tights” or “Mennonites”. <i>(quickly
leaves lab)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(confused)
</i>Jane? Jaaane?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>I’m
still not getting how the men in tights, nites kill people, or what that has to
do with you, Korsak.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>It’s
such a good thing that you lawyers keep such tidy records.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia’s Mom: </b>You
think you’re gonna like being called “Grandma”?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>By
Tommy Junior? Yea. I think I’m gonna like it!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Can we
get you something to drink?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia’s Mom: </b>Water for me. Which one of yous is the doctor?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(raising her hand) </i>I am.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia’s Mom: </b>I
need that stuff that uh makes you sick if you drink.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Antebuse. I can write you a prescription.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>RizzIsles glance<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>If your
arms get tired or you have to go to the bathroom or anything, I’d be happy to
hold Tommy Jr.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b><i>(passing baby to Jane) </i>TJ.
He likes it when you mush him against your breasts.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>I bet
he does. I still like that!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Tommy!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>What?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Shall
we sit down and eat?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia’s Mom: </b>I
never turn down a free meal.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sarcastic, sing songy) </i>Think about how much fun we’re gonna have…
Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years… <i>(looks
over at family, smiles) </i>TJ’s gonna
be a Red Sox fan!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’d
like to teach him how to Fence.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh! <i>(fake
enthusiasm) </i>If you do, I’ll teach
him how to sew, and knit, and bead.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Really?! I want to take classes with you!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Stop.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Why?! It’d be so fun!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Can we
please just get through this meal?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(RizzIsles glances;
bring food in to family)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<u>Case</u>:<i> A girl
is killed by Paddy’s MO. and left on display at the docks<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<u>RizzIsles</u>:<i> Something
seems to be developing between Maura and Tommy, and Jane isn’t happy about it;
Maura is forced to give Paddy Doyle medical attention when he holds her and
Tommy at gunpoint in her home; Jane tries to avoid sensitivity training<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<i>(Knocking on door
to Maura’s house, Maura answers)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(in workout attire, fixing her pony tail;
looks Maura up and down; shaking her head)
</i>No. No. No no no no… did you forget?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(in typical Maura clothes, frowning) </i>Oh
shoot.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura. This crack-of-dawn run was your idea. <i>(frustrated)
</i>Damnit! I coulda slept in.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I am so
sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Guy in background:
</b>Hey babe, once you touch it you gotta do something with it.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(shocked) </i>Babe?!
<i>(walks in passed Maura, looks
around wall and sees Tommy) </i>What’s
Tommy doing here so early?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Not
early so much as late. He spent the
night. <i>(Jane whips her head around to glare at Maura, stops in her
tracks) </i>Playing Chess. He’s quite good. <i>(moves
passed Jane back to Tommy at table, addresses Tommy) </i> Sorry.
Knight to B3.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>Declining
the gambit is a risky move. <i>(to Jane, childlike) </i>Morning, Sis.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(annoyed) </i>I didn’t realize you two were
so chummy.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh this
isn’t chummy! <i>(serious tone, smiling at Tommy)
</i>I’ve all but destroyed his King’s Pawn defense.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b><i>(gritting his teeth, smiling) </i>Whatever.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh, good
for you. <i>(quickly) </i>Ma goes to
Atlantic City for a few days now you’re sleepin over?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>Like
she said, Jane. We’re just, playing
chess. Best opponent I ever faced.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(smiling) </i>Stop.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(answering ringing cell) </i> Rizzoli.
Yea, okay. I’ll be right
there. <i>(hangs up) </i>C’mon we got a
possible homicide. We gotta go.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(innocently) </i>I’m about to castle and I,
I haven’t been called in yet. <i>(moves Chess pieces, smiles; Tommy looks concerned;
answers ringing cell phone) </i>Dr.
Isles. <i>(whispering to Tommy as she gets up)</i> No moves without me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(mocking Maura’s whisper to Tommy) </i>No moves at all. Show yourself out.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(walking onto crime scene with Maura) </i>Do not sleep with my brother.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(offended)
</i>What?! Jane! I hadn’t even occurred to me! Though he does have exquisite long
bones. <i>(smirking)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(making a disgusted face) </i>Long bones?! Ew!!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Femur
and tibia. Look, it’s his mind that I
find myself most attracted to.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(laughing)
</i>He barely graduated high school.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Bobby
Fisher was a high school dropout, and he’s a World-class Chess Champion.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay, so
when Tommy becomes a World-class Chess Champion you can sleep with him.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(excited) </i>Really?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>No.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Jane gives instructions
about crime scene to uniformed officer)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Officer: </b>Okay. <i>(annoyed) </i>It’s Duncan by the way.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Officer: </b>My
name. Officer Ronald Duncan. <i>(walks
away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(annoyed to Korsak and Frost) </i>Did I say something wrong?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>People
just like to be acknowledged, Jane.
Which reminds me--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No. <i>(walking
around car at scene)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Jane. <i>(following
Jane around car) </i>Sensitivity
Training is mandatory for the entire department and it’s incumbent on me to
make sure that you attend. I don’t want
to pull rank--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>We’re in
the middle of a homicide investigation!
I don’t have time to go sit with some emo Nazi and have her tell me what
I can or cannot say to all the low lifes, scumbags and gang bangers that I
gotta deal with.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b><i>(laughing)
</i>Nice.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(to Frost)
</i>You wanna process the crime scene, I’m going to the docks. <i>(to
Maura) </i>You, of course, are coming
with me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(protesting)
</i>You know, I’m beginning to think that you are deliberately trying to
take me away from my chess game. <i>(raises eyebrows, smiles sweetly)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(dry, obligingly) </i>Yes, Maura. I am sabotaging your knight to queen castle
thingy move. <i>(Maura nods along knowingly) </i>I.
drove. you here. <i>(pointing at her car)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(conceding straight face)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Dock Worker: </b>Hey
baby, nice tits.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh yea,
we’ve been waiting for you all our lives.
<i>(walking away with Maura) </i> What does he think we’re gonna do?! Run over there and tear off his clothes?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(serious science tone) </i>He’s not thinking naturally at all. It’s a natural chemical response to our
pheromones.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Really? “Nice tits” is a natural, chemical response?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(smirking, laughing) </i> Perceived fertility is paramount. Males seek mates capable of nursing
offspring, abundant breasts do suggest…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Ya know
what his abundant belly suggests?!
Snowball’s chance in hell!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Union Rep at Dock:
</b><i>(sleazy approach, checks out
JaM) </i>What can I do for you lovely
ladies?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>That’s a
doctor, I’m a detective and you are?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Union Rep
(Murphy): </b>I can tell ya she’s not one of the office girls.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(smirking)
</i>It appears that all the girls here are over the age of 18.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Dock Worker: </b>You’re
a cop. That’s a turn off.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Bummer. Do you recognize her? <i>(holds
up picture of girl)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Worker: </b>MJ,
yea. She walked off the job half way
through her shift yesterday. Affirmative
Action hires are bullshit. No muscles,
no use.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Actually
male and female muscle tissue is identical.
What varies is the size of the male skeletal frame. Men generally have less body fat. <i>(looking
worker up and down, smirking) </i>But
not always.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Whatever
it is, I won’t be the one forensically interpreting it. I’m calling in Dr. Pike from the Western Mass
office.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Oh
no. Anybody but him! Don’t know what’s worse… his pompous attitude
or his OCD.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>That’s
very insensitive language, Sergeant Korsak.
I’m sure language like that would really hurt Dr. Pike’s feelings. <i>(Korsak
concedes, Jane addresses Maura) </i>C’mon,
Maur. You don’t have to do this. Alright?
The only people who know about your connection to Doyle are us and
Frost.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>We may
finally be able to prosecute Paddy Doyle for murder. I don’t want to risk a Defense Attorney
finding out that he’s my biological father and using it against us in
court. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What are
you gonna tell Pike?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I don’t
have to tell him anything. I’m his boss.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>He’s
right ya know. Longshoremen won’t
talk. Goes against their code. Remember that line from “Along the
Waterfront”? <i>(mock Brando voice) </i>I don’t
know nuthin. I ain’t see nuthin and I
ain’t sayin nuthin.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(eyes closed, annoyed) </i>Here’s the deal. I’ll do Sensitivity Training. You don’t do Brando.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(annoyed to Pike) </i> When will you be STARTING?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b><i>(coldly)
</i>Momentarily. It seems not
much stock is placed in the proper placement of instruments here.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(to Maura)
</i>You gonna let him talk to you like that?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Pike: </b><i>(muttering)
</i>This is ridiculous!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You’re
his boss. <i>(nods toward Pike)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Is
there something particular that you require, Doctor?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Pike: </b>Yes. Organization.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(follows Maura to her office, sees her
looking at articles about Paddy) </i>Don’t
let that idiot get to you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(softly)
</i>Can’t fault him for telling the truth. Paddy Doyle is a butcher.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Paddy
Doyle has nothing to do with you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>He
fathered me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>He
simply provided the sperm. <i>(Maura tilting her head, returning to
screen) </i>Alright? And judging by the amazing person you turned
out to be, his DNA didn’t win.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I don’t
understand the strategy behind this attack.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well
it’s simple. Doyle is just trying to
scare the hell out of anybody who won’t do his bidding at the docks.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>No, I
meant Tommy’s <i>(typing) </i>decision to
move his rook to B5.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(walking around desk to see computer) </i>Wait a minute. My little brother is IMing you at the office and
sending you little smiley faces and there’s nothing going on between you two?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(defensively) </i>Well you and I keep in touch throughout
the day. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>It must
be my amazing long bones. <i>(elevator dings, Jane goes on high alert,
ducking behind Maura) </i>Mm. Ehmh. <i>(darts behind Maura’s office door to hide,
Maura looks on confused)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Wha--<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Ssh!!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Woman: </b><i>(knocks, then walks into Maura’s
office) </i>I hope you can forgive me
for my invasion of your personal space.
Allow me to introduce myself so we can dialogue. <i>(Jane
behind door, rolls her eyes) </i>My name
is Carol Madigan, Sensitivity Training Liaison.
<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(understanding, smiles and stands) </i> Dr. Maura Isles. <i>(shakes
Carol’s hand) </i> How may I help you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Carol: </b>I’m
looking for Detective Rizzoli. Who I’m told
is here, although she’s scheduled to be in my Connect, Protect and Respect
class. Ya seen her?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(straight faced, half smile) </i>I believe she is in the building. But, I, uh, don’t see her, right now. <i>(smiling)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Carol: </b><i>(seriously)
</i>Tell her I’m lookin for her.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b><i>(walking into Maura’s office from lab) </i> Where’s Jane?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(coming out from behind door) </i>You sick <i>(Korsak jumps, hand quickly goes to his hip then down) </i>that
sensitivity freak on me?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(laughing) </i> Freak?!
Maybe you do need sensitivity training.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sarcastically sweet) </i>Great work, Sergeant Detective
Korsak. I think we should investigate,
but what do you think? <i>(Korsak rolls his eyes, Maura smiles)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<i>(Maura at her desk,
smiling, looking at computer screen)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Pike: </b>Dr. Isles?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Yes?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Pike: </b><i>(holding up petri dish) </i>Discovered in the victim’s stomach
contents. Micro SD card.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(looking at petri dish) </i>It’s from a camera.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>Video,
my guess. Must have swallowed it just
before she was killed. And I bet Paddy
Doyle wanted it. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(annoyed)
</i>That sounds very much like an assumption.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>Think
there’s a drug deal on it? <i>(tapping dish, Maura looks up wide-eyed,
annoyed)</i> A murder?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(slowly) </i> I don’t know.
Nor is it within our purview to guess.
<i>(hands dish back to Pike, returns
to her chair) </i>Please take this to
Detective Frost up in Homicide.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>Arguably
the most important find against a notorious mobster and I’ll be credited with
it all because you needed help. Funny,
huh?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(tight lipped, annoyed, sighs) </i>Good night, Doctor. <i>(leaves,
Pike hesitates, eyes Maura’s chair, starts to sit down, Maura returns) </i>Please don’t sit in my chair. <i>(gives
stern look, leaves again)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(seductively, smooth) </i>I’m very intrigued by the assertiveness
of your play. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b><i>(smiling, smoothly) </i>Just givin what I’m getting.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(smirks, moves a chess piece, looks up
seductively) </i>And what does that tell
you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Someone breaks
through door behind Tommy; Tommy jumps up and goes to Maura)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Man: </b><i>(yelling)
</i>He needs a doctor! <i>(pointing gun at Tommy and Maura) </i>Now!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Tommy: </b>My god,
that’s Paddy Doyle.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(angry)
</i>I know who he is.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Paddy: </b>He your
boyfriend?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(angry, cold) </i>You’re holding me hostage. You think you have any right to ask me
personal questions?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b><i>(brining water and towels to Maura) </i>How the hell do you know this guy anyway?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Maura and Paddy
exchange glance)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Paddy: </b>I’m her
father.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(seeing Officer Duncan walk in) </i>Oh yay.
Officer helpful is back. <i>(to Duncan)
</i>Hey, thanks for bringing that up.
A battery probably isn’t going to help with the investigation so you can
just take that down to evidence.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Duncan: </b><i>(annoyed, slams battery onto desk, Jane
looks up) </i>It’s not in my job
description to bust my balls for Homicide. <i>(leaves)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(to Korsak) </i> Why doesn’t HE have to take sensitivity
training?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>He
already did.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Works
wonders.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>So you
coulda been a Longshoreman?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>More
than that <i>(mock Brando voice) </i>I
coulda been a contender.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Stop. <i>(walks
away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b><i>(following, still mocking Brando) </i>Instead
of a bum, which is what I am.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Paddy passed out
on Maura’s couch; Tommy and Maura restrained at table)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Tommy: </b>You
alright? <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(breathless)
</i>Fine.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Tommy: </b>So were
you adopted or something? <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Yes.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Tommy: </b>How
long’d you know you were related to him?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Not
long. <i>(looks down to chess game) </i> Bishop to D7 captures the rook. Check.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Tommy: </b>It’s
okay. We don’t need to talk about it.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Paddy: </b>You
look a lot like your mother.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Who is
my mother?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Paddy: </b>You
would like her. She would like you.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Did she
love you?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Paddy: </b>She
did. But you would still like her.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Dock Worker: </b>Oh! Look who’s back! Bet you want somea’ this! <i>(grabs
crotch)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>Oh get
your hands off your junk! This Detective
here’s a lady! <i>(Jane smirks at Korsak) </i>What?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(southern Belle voice) </i>Thank you, kind sir, for defending my
honor.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>No, I
merely defended an individual who happens to be female from an inappropriate
harasser who happens to be male.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Dock Worker comes
up behind Jane, grabs her ass)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(angry, grabbing hand on her ass) </i>Who’s hand is this?! Because I found it on my ASS.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Worker: </b>I got
one more where that came from.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(seductively) </i>Do you?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Worker: </b>Yes.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Cause
here’s what I got… <i>(twists his arm,
brings him to his knees) <o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Worker: </b>Hey! Let go!
Freaking lezzie.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>What
the hell happened?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(calmly)
</i>What? He grabbed my ass.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>This
scumbag had the nerve to put his filthy hands on you?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Worker: </b>Just
one.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b><i>(cuffing worker) </i>That’s all I need to take you in, you
dumb son-of-a-bitch.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(seeing Pike arrive at new crime scene) </i>Aww what the hell is Pike doing here?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>Detectives.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Where’s
Dr. Isles?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>I have
no idea, nor do I understand your question’s relevance given our nearly
identical credentials.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Just
tell us what you’re doin here.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>Dr.
Isles was, unreachable.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(fearful, to Frost) </i>Frost.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frost: </b>Yea, I
got it. Go.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Jane runs off
scene)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>It’s
discrimination pure and simple. Governor
felt he needed to “appoint a woman”.
Once again I’m penalized for being a white male.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frost: </b><i>(gives him a look) </i> Don’t even.
<i>(walks away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Maura’s cell phone
ringing)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>That’s
probably Jane.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Paddy: </b>Let it
go. <i>(Goon
helping him off the couch)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Why did
you even come here?! You could have paid
off any number of doctors for treatment.
<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Paddy: </b>But
they wouldn’t have been you.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(angry) </i>Is that supposed to warm my
heart? Because it DOESN’T. I’ve seen what you’re capable of. I saw what you did to that young woman.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Paddy: </b>I didn’t do anything to her. I don’t kill women, or children, or anyone
who doesn’t deserve it.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(angry)
</i>So even you have standards?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Paddy: </b>Regardless
of what you think of me, Maura. In my
world, I’m a man of honor, and of my word.
I’m being framed. <i>(walking toward door)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(considering, responds coldly) </i>I don’t believe you.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Paddy: </b>You’re
the Chief Medical Examiner. Use your
science. It will tell you if I’m guilty
or not. <i>(leaving)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Where
you going?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Paddy: </b>To
finish what someone else started.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Jane enters
Maura’s open front door, gun out)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Jane!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Where is
he? Where’s Doyle?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Gone! 15 minutes ago.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(puts gun away, grabs scissors) </i>Paddy was shot, right?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>A
bullet through his clavicle. He lost a
lot of blood but his injuries weren’t life threatening. <i>(Jane
cuts Tommy and Maura’s arms free) </i> How’d you know?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Because
I just came from a crime scene where his top Lieutenant wasn’t so lucky. <i>(cuts
legs free) <o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Do you
know what happened? <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>No, but
for Paddy Doyle to take a bullet.
Someone he trusted must’ve given him up.
<i>(looking around house) </i>God it looks like an ER in here!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Tommy: </b><i>(angry) </i> Maura had to fix him at gunpoint. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>He told
me that the shooting was over business.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>So
what? <i>(still squatting in front of Maura)
</i>So Melissa’s murder was under the category of pleasure?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>No, he
denied the killing. He says somebody was
trying to frame him. <i>(Jane looks to Tommy) </i> That he doesn’t kill women or children or
innocents.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Of
course he told you that, Maura. He’s not
going to confess to the one person in the world who he gives a damn about. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Maura is visibly
upset: leans back, closes her eyes and puts her head in her hand, gets up,
takes a few steps, hands on hips)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Tommy: </b>A Mob
Boss like Paddy Doyle couldn’t rule the streets this long just on fear. He lives by a code that’s why he has respect.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(annoyed, getting up) </i>You finished?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Tommy: </b>He has
a heart, Jane. <i>(angry) </i>I’m serious. You didn’t see the way he looked at her. <i>(Jane
walks to Maura, rubs her back) </i>He
may be a bad guy but he loves his daughter.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(seeing Duncan with more evidence) </i>Oh, God.
Can somebody please sign for this?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frost: </b>And
torture the poor guy?! He’s here for you
Jane.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(disbelief, defensive) </i>No he’s not.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>Oh yes
he is.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>This guy
hates me. I’ll show you. <i>(turning
around to Duncan, smiles) </i><o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Duncan: </b><i>(avoiding eye contact) </i>On your desk, Rizzoli?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Uh,
no. I’ll take it, but thank you, <i>(takes box) </i>very much. Officer Duncan. <i>(smiling) </i>Thanks.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Duncan: </b><i>(smiling)
</i>Actually, this is kinda heavy.
<i>(grabs end of box back) </i>I can take it down to Evidence for ya if
you want.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>It’s
okay. <i>(smiling, pulling box back, Duncan and Jane struggle over box) </i>I got it.
Thank you. <i>(turns back to her desk, he doesn’t move, turns back smiling) </i>Thank you. <i>(Duncan
walks into board as he turns to leave)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b><i>(laughing)
</i>See?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frost: </b><i>(laughing)
</i>Love.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Stop. Shut up.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Dr.
Pike. I looked through your report on
Melissa Joy Black. I didn’t see a
reference to an examination of the victim’s teeth or gums.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>Cause of
Death was quite clear, as is my report. <i>(packing his belongings) </i>I didn’t feel the need to floss her
bones.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Specifically
I am concerned about the post mortem bruising around the victim’s mouth. <i>(opens
file to show) </i> Here and here. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>Mhm. Which I noted on page 27.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(smiling, annoyed) </i>But, um it suggests that the perpetrator
applied force against the victim’s mouth during the attack.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>And
what’s your point?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Detective
Rizzoli’s investigation indicated that this was a very brave young woman; going
undercover on her own.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>I don’t
make my rulings based on a victim’s personality traits. <i>(grabs
suitcase to leave)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(moving to block his path, smiling) </i>Neither do I. But I would consider such a woman may have
bitten her killer. I want to see the
body.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>Already
released to the funeral home per her family’s request. <i>(starts to leave again)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(angry)</i>
Without my approval?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>I’m a
Medical Examiner too.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(angry) </i>No you are an ASSISTANT Medical
Examiner. You work for me, Dr. Pike.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>It
figures that someone like you would try and pull rank. I went to Harvard, ya know that.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(stepping toward Pike, raised finger, angry)</i> Shut it!
Or I will assign you to a town that will make Western Mass feel like
Paris. You have one hour to get that
body back. Understand?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>Yes,
Doctor.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Maura gives him
annoyed look, walks away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(to Dock Worker) </i>Nice moobs.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>Moobs?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Yea, man
boobs.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(swatting Korsak) </i> That’s why you been all over this?! So you could get an extra day off?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>I also
happen to feel very strongly about the teaching of tolerance.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Carol: </b>Really?! Because I just got out of a half hour meeting
with Mr. Dwyer who’s lodging a formal complaint about the abusive treatment he
received while in custody. Did you tell
Mr. Dwyer. he had moobs?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(glancing at smirking Korsak) </i> Yes.
Yes I did. And, I am completely
ashamed by the cruelty of my words. <i>(look of disbelief from Korsak) </i>It was inappropriate, and unkind and
insensitive. No charges will be filed,
Mr. Dwyer, and, and I do hope that you can accept my sincerest apologies.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Dock Worker/Dwyer:
</b><i>(shrugging, confused) </i>I, I guess so.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I do
have every intention of completing my Sensitivity Training ASAP. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Carol: </b>Thank
you, Detective.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Now, if
you’ll excuse us we are in pursuit of a suspect.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Carol: </b>Oh, of
course.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(on elevator with Korsak) </i>Take care.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>Quite
a performance.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Incredibly
sensitive, dontcha think? <i>(smirking)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Hey
Ma! How was your trip?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b><i>(unpacking suitcase in kitchen) </i>Aw, I lost 85 bucks on the nickel
slots. But look at all this really great
stuff I got! <i>(gesturing to stuff on island)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Hey! Anybody need a robe?! <i>(Maura
raises eyebrows, shakes head)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Ma. <i>(grabbing
airplane bottle of liquor) </i>Did you
take this from the little fridge?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>They
refill it, Jane.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>This
isn’t free, Ma. They’re gonna charge
your credit card.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b><i>(annoyed)
</i>I paid $109 a night for that room.
<i>(Jane rubs her temples) </i>Really?!
I’m gonna send it back.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(holding up certificate) </i> Four hours of Sensitivity Training, and I
passed with flying colors.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(laughs)
</i>Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Tommy: </b>Learn
anything?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Yes. I am an equal opportunity offender.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b><i>(holding up hair dryer) </i> Okay, are they gonna charge me for this?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Maura laughs in
the background)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(answers ringing cell) </i>Hello?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Paddy Doyle: </b>Detective
Rizzoli.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>How did
you get this number?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Paddy: </b>I’m one
of the new guys compared to this new way of doing business. <i>(Maura
stands, walks to Jane to listen to call)
</i>I know you know that.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’m not
sure I do. Where are you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Paddy: </b>You
know I’m not telling you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well
that’s too bad. Why don’t you tell me
about Melissa Joy Black?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Paddy: </b>Back
when I ran the docks, we didn’t kill women, or hurt hard working people like
her father Richie. <i>(shows Richie’s other daughter opening an envelope filled with cash)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>That was
ruled an accident.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Paddy: </b>Yea. Check the DNA on the blood/alcohol test they
said was Richie’s. Take care of my
daughter.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I can
take care of myself. <i>(to Jane)
</i>Hang up.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I do
think he loves you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Doesn’t
mean I have to love him back.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(yelling)
</i>What happened to the door?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Tommy
forgot his keys.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Tommy,
you know better than that!<b> </b><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(walking to Tommy and Maura’s chess game) </i> Uh, I might make a suggestion. <i>(moves
chess pieces, smirks) </i>Checkmate.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(approaches, surprised) </i> You know how to play chess?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea. Who’dya think taught him? Tommy’s not the only Rizzoli with a beautiful
mind.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5519683348357772169.post-51318321322031116722012-10-06T13:46:00.003-07:002012-10-06T13:46:32.262-07:00Quotable RizzIsles: Episode 2.08 -- "My Own Worst Enemy"<br />
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<u>Case</u>:<i> An
older man is killed after him and his son are mugged leaving a restaurant<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<u>RizzIsles</u>:<i> A
mysterious man from Maura’s past randomly shows up; Jane is hurt that Maura is
being very secretive about him; Jane has a foot injury and keeps limping
around,<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(knock on her front door, looks through window)
</i> Ian?! Oh my god!
<i>(opens the door)</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Ian: </b>Hello
there. <i>(slowly enters, throws bag down)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(gazing lustfully, jumps to straddle him,
kissing) </i>What if I had someone here?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Ian: </b>Do you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Ian: </b>We’re in
luck then. <i>(kissing, keeping Maura close against him, walks to couch and lays her
down under him)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Where
have you been?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Ian: </b>I’m here
now. <i>(resume making out on the couch)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<i>(At a crime scene,
Jane is sitting on hood of squad car examining her foot; She quickly puts her
boot on and limps toward Korsak when he calls)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b><i>(explains scene they’re entering) </i>Are
you limping?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What? No. <i>(tries
to walk normal)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(talking about case, interrupts herself) </i> Where is Maura?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Can’t
do this without your b-f-f?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Not when
she’s the Chief Medical Examiner. No.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Jane pulls out her
cell to make a call)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Dispatch
has already called Dr. Isles.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Nah, I
know. I’m gonna call the CI. He knows this neighborhood real well. <i>(Cell
phone rings in the crowd playing music: “You are the one I waited for…”)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Rondo: </b><i>(answering phone) </i>Hello Vanilla. <i>(waves
from the crowd)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b><i>(muttering and walking away) </i> This freaking guy.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(to officer guarding police line) </i>It’s
okay, he’s with us. C’mon Rondo. Step this way. <i>(guiding
him to the side by his elbow)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Rondo: </b>I will
step anywhere you tell me to step, Vanilla.
You are looking today, I tell you what girl. I like it when you hold me tight.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>C’mon,
stop it. This isn’t a date. Okay, I need some information.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Rondo: </b>I have
lots of information. <i>(looking Jane up and down) </i>And I know
how to treat a lady right.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(through gritted teeth, rolling her eyes) </i>Shut.
Up.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Maura struts on to
crime scene flustered)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Hi.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Where ya
been?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Uh,
bed.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You okay?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(beaming, breathless) </i>Yea. Why?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Cause
you’re wearing two different shoes! <i>(giggling) </i> You are so not feeling okay.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(quickly) </i>I got dressed in the
dark. What about you? You’re limping.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh no
I’m not.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Yes you
are. You know why?? Because you buy your boots a half size too
small.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No I
don’t!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You
stomp.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I do not
stomp.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(head tilt, smile) </i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Next morning, in
Maura’s kitchen; Ian is making tea)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(hugging Ian, looking up at him expectantly,
speaking breathlessly) </i> Why don’t you
ever tell me when you’re coming?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Ian: </b>Because I
never know if I am…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Key sound in the
door, Maura pulls back)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh,
that’s Jane’s mother.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Ian: </b>Should I
hide?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Uh,
no. Just say that we’re colleagues. <i>(smirking) </i>I don’t want to have to explain you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Ian: </b>I’m hard
to explain.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(reading) </i>If you’re a busy, unorganized
professional.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Ian: </b>Oh you
mean like Dr. Isles here? <i>(Maura shoots him a look, smiles at Angela)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(reading) </i>Are you ready to conquer the
clutter?! <i>(pan around incredibly clean, organized house) </i>Yea, well, um, I’m just gonna check yes.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Ian and Maura
exchange a quick warm glance)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<i>(New crime scene;
Uniform is patting down Rondo)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Rondo: </b>I’m
tellin ya. I’m the one that called it in.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Uniform: </b>He
says he’s with a Detective Vanilla.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>I
can’t imagine why you didn’t believe him.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>It’s
alright. He’s with me sir.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Rondo: </b><i>(regarding Korsak) </i>He gotta be here?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Jane smirks)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>He
does.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Talk.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(limping into Morgue) </i>Hm, we’re feeling
better… your shoes match. <i>(smiling)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(smiling) </i>I was just tired last
night. You’re still limping. <i>(Jane
groans, Maura grabs her phone to reply to a message, smiling)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(smiling) </i>Who’s that?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Not
important.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Hm. Oh,
okay. Well can we go out on a limb and
say this junkie OD’d?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(brightly) </i>Yes!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Really?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(talking about the
case, Maura’s phone vibrates again, she puts it in her pocket without looking)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well you
didn’t even read it that time.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It’s
nothing. <i>(goes back to case file)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(smiling) </i>You’re in a weird mood.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No. I’m not.
<i>(back to reading file)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay. <i>(phone
vibrates, checks message) </i>Oh. I gotta go talk to my CI. Wanna grab a coffee afterwards?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(smiling to herself) </i>No, I already had
tea.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh. <i>(hesitates,
confused, leaves)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Did
you meet Dr. Isles’ new hunk?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(conspiratorially) </i>What?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Ian? They think I was born yesterday. He spent the night.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Ma,
that’s really none of your busin-- Ian spent the night?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Mmhm. Didn’t she tell you??<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(slight hesitation) </i>Um yea. Yes.
Okay thanks. <i>(leaves counter with coffee)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Rondo: </b>I got
you on speed dial, Vanilla.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Talking about case
in the lab; Maura’s phone vibrates, she looks quickly then puts it back down)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(teasing tone) </i> Is that Ian?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(quickly glances to others around, gathers
materials to move to morgue) </i>Uh, let’s go and take a look at the victim’s
nails.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(rolling her eyes) </i> Oh, lets.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(walking passed Jane holding morgue door,
speaks dryly) </i>Yes it was Ian. Just
an old friend. <i>(examines victim’s fingers) </i>His
cuticles have never been cut. I’d say
he’s never had a manicure.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You
don’t have to tell me about Ian. <i>(Maura looks up at Jane) </i>It’s none of my business.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m not
not telling you about him. <i>(shrugs)
</i>He just stopped by this morning.
<i>(looks down)</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(looking to the side, not directly at
Maura) </i>I heard he stopped by last
night. <i>(quick glance at Maura)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(stuttering, uncomfortable) </i>Uh, um, he
lives in Africa. It’s um. It’s complicated.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(short) </i>Okay. <i>(shrugs,
starts to walk away slowly) </i> Uh, let
me know if you find anything else <i>(exaggerated)</i>
in the case as long as it’s not complicated.
I mean, who am I to help you with your <i>complicated</i> love life?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Jane. <i>(grabs
phone, walks to Jane)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(stops walking, waits; Maura stops to smile
at her phone as she reads/replies to messages; Jane rolls her eyes and starts
to walk away again) </i> Good bye. Have a fabulous time reading your, love texts
in private.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(glancing up quickly) </i>No, Jane.
Jane wait. Wait. It’s nothing.
<i>(Jane stops) </i>It’s nothing. Look. <i>(hands Jane her cell)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(reading slowly) </i>Ahunay ee tee pia. Wessette ab bur-- <i>(annoyed, hands phone back to Maura)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(school girl smile) </i>He just said, um, guess what we’d be
doing if we were in Ethiopia right now.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>That
doesn’t sound complicated. <i>(Maura continues smiling, reading and
replying; Jane gets annoyed) </i>I killed Korsak with your scalpel. <i>(Maura
laughs at her phone) </i>I contaminated
all your DNA samples. <i>(Maura continues smiling at phone) </i>I snuck into your closet and put all your
shoes in different boxes.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(head snapping up) </i>What?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Never
mind. <i>(walks away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>No, Jane! Wait.
Wa-wait, I’m sorry. Let me at
least take a look at your foot.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Oh
no! I don’t think we’re close enough for
that anymore.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Please?? I’m, I’m sorry. Okay?
Look. <i>(makes show of putting phone off to the side, gestures for Jane to sit
in seat)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sitting)
</i>You’ll be really sorry when my toe kills me. <i>(removes
boot and sock; takes deep breath, puts foot up to Maura.) </i>Okay.
Don’t touch it. <i>(Maura touches it) </i>Ow!! <i>(through
gritted teeth) </i>Maura.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(carefully)
</i>Okay. You have acute
anickocryptosis. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Do I
need to update my will?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>In
grown toenail. You need a minor
procedure.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Okay. You do it.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Me? I don’t do surgery.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>It’s not
a kidney transplant, Maura. Just do it.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b><i>(enters morgue, sees RizzIsles with Jane’s
foot in Maura’s hand, shakes his head) </i>Not
gonna ask.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Knocking on door)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(opens door, smirking, accusatory) </i>What are you doing here?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(limping) </i>My toe. It’s killing me.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Unless
it’s given you a staph infection, it’s hardly killing you.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(starts to protest, stops when she sees Ian
closing boxes on dining room table) </i>Oh,
I’m so sorry to barge in. <i>(smirking)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>No,
that’s okay.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Ian: </b><i>(walking over, hand extended) </i>Hi.
You must be Jane Rizzoli. Let me get
you a glass of wine.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay. Thank you.
You must be Ian.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Jane
needs a phenylization procedure.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Ian: </b>Oh! Then you’ll want a lot of wine. I better open another bottle. <i>(walks
away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(amused)
</i>Did you come over here to check up on me?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Oh
yea. I rubbed bad germs all over my
ingrown toenail so I could spy on you.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Ian: </b>Uh,
Maura. I can’t find the corkscrew.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(to Jane)
</i>Your mother has been doing some organizing for me. <i>(gestures
to cabinets) </i> <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Ugh. Can’t she find a slob-- <i>(horrified, notices printed labels on all cabinets and drawers) </i>to.
bother. I’m so sorry!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>That’s
okay. <i>(digging through drawers) </i>She
alphabetized everything so now corkscrew is next to the chopsticks. <i>(smile)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Ian: </b>Let me
see that foot while I open the wine.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(hesitant, confused) </i> Okay. <i>(boosts herself onto island)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Ian: </b>What can
I use to do the procedure?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(protesting)
</i>I thought was gonna do it. <i>(desperately glances at Maura)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Uh Ian
is much more qualified. <i>(smiles, moves to find something) </i>I just got a new pair of carbon steel
pruning sheers. <i>(quick pan to Jane’s terrified smile)</i> But would that be under C or F? Uh, P!
Guess that makes sense. P for
pruning. <i>(reassuring smile, hands tool to
Ian)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Ian: </b>Thank
you.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>What are
you gonna cut off my toe?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Ian: </b>Pretty
much the same tool the podiatrists use. <i>(sterilizing tool with lighter, Jane looks
on wide-eyed, chugs her wine)</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Ian: </b>Okay. This is going to feel a little bit cold. <i>(sprays
topical anesthetic on Jane’s foot)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(jumps, pulls foot back, trying to speak
calmly) </i>OOOOkay. That’s fine.
<i>(Maura smirks)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Ian: </b>Oh and
I’m gonna need a toothpick too.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>What?! What for?!
<i>(Maura smirks and walks away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(sitting in café doing paperwork, spots
delivery boy with basket) </i>Oh,
hey. You lookin for Dr. Maura
Isles? Give it to me. I’ll take it to her.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b><i>(grabs card from basket) <o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Maa!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>What? It’s from Ian.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(looking at basket) </i>Wow.
Two buck chuck and 3 rolls of toilet paper. Romance lives.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>She’s
more secretive about this one, isn’t she?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(doing paperwork) </i>No.
Yes. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Hurts
your feelings that she’s not confiding in you.
<i>(Jane softly looks up at
Angela) </i>I’m sorry sweetheart.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I don’t
care. Ya know. I don’t need to know every detail of her
personal life.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>But
she usually tells you.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(shrugs)
</i>Yea.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>He
seems charming. But ya know, those are
the ones you have to worry about.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I got a
really weird vibe from him. He was
unpacking boxes and then when he saw me he just closed them all up.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>That’s
your cop gut. Maybe he’s a criminal.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(rolls her eyes) </i>I don’t know.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Well
he is Australian. Aren’t they all
descended from crooks?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(laughs) </i> Ma, that was like 200 years ago and I don’t
think we can hold that against him.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Ya
know. While I’m in there organizing, I
can poke around.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Please
don’t do that.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>I hear
you loud and clear. You need
deniability. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sternly)
</i>Ma. No. <i>(Angela
holds her hands up in surrender and walks away)
</i>Nooo!! <i>(seeing Maura walk into headquarters)
</i>Maura! <i>(grabs stuff and runs to her) </i>Maura!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(smiling, laughing) </i>That must be from Ian. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Ian
really knows how to woo a girl<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>When we
did relief work in Ethiopia we’d talk about what we’d give for some cheap wine
and toilet paper.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>How come
you never told me about him?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>I’m
sure I have. You must have
forgotten. Thanks for this. <i>(gets
on elevator) <o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(In Morgue with
Maura about to autopsy a rat)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Maybe
you should do an autopsy.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Technically
it’s called a necropsy.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Well let’s
not tell the tax payers what we do with their tax dollars.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Cart with a bunch
of boxes is rolled into morgue)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(boot off, rubbing her toe) </i>What is that?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Supplies.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>For Ian?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Yes,
for Ian. Who fixed your toe. How is your toe?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>How is
your conscience?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Excuse
me? <i>(continues
working)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>What are
you doing?! Who is this guy?! Why are you being so weird?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Why are
you turning into a snoopy dog?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Do you
mean Snoop Dogg or Snoopy THE Dog?
Either way I’m insulted.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Too
insulted to find out what killed your rats?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Okay that
is so not fair.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Jane! Ian is a spy.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>What’d
you do, Ma?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>I
found passports from different countries, all with his photo and um, <i>(digging into top of her shirt, grabs piece
of paper) </i>and all with different names.
<i>(hands Jane paper)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You
shouldn’t have done this, Ma.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(quickly as heading out to pursue a suspect)
</i>Speaking of hiding. Ian is wanted
for questioning by Interpol for smuggling drugs.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>You’ve
been investigating me.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b><i>(from down the hall) </i>Jane!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I’m
coming! <i>(runs out, Maura is clearly angry)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(knocking on door,
Maura answers)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Hi. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(softly, strained) </i> Hi.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(concerned)
</i>You okay? <i>(Maura shakes her head, holding back tears,
walks toward dining room; Jane walks in behind her unsure and hesitant) </i> Where’s Ian?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(heavy sigh, looks down, sits at
counter) </i>He’s gone. I harbored a fugitive. So, go ahead and arrest me.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I’m
sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Because
you won’t be able to arrest him?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(takes a second to take in Maura’s
appearance, hands her a tissue) </i>Man,
you got it bad.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(crying)
</i>You know when people talk about the loves of their lives? That’s Ian.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(softly) </i>You never ever mentioned him.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Cause I
try to forget him. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I’m
sorry Maura. I shouldn’t have done what
I did. It’s none of my business.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(shifting in her seat) </i>I just, I can’t… I can’t talk about
him. I can’t. With anybody… because it makes me so
sad. How can you-- How can you love
someone and not be able to be with them?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Why can’t
you be with him?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>He went
back to Africa.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>You can
go to Africa. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(shakes her head, sighs) </i>His crime is risking his life to bring
drugs and basic supplies to places nobody cares about. And I helped him, so, go ahead and arrest me.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(smiles sweetly, looks around kitchen shocked
and appalled) </i>The first person I’m gonna
arrest is my mother! What?! Really?!
High ball glasses?! <i>(Maura smiling) </i>When was the last time you had a high
ball?! C’mon.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(sipping from a shot glass) </i>She rearranged my closet too.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>No. Not the closet.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>She threw
away my shoe boxes.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Oh
no. That is a crime. Sorry.
<i>(hands Maura another tissue) </i>Want me to take you to the airport?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(sighs, thinks) </i>No…. no.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Want me
to sit with you til you feel better?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Yes. …but first can you arrest your mother?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(brightly) </i>Okay! <i>(RizzIsles
smile, Jane motions for Maura to stand up, hugs her close, Maura starts crying
again) </i>It’s okay. It’ll be okay…<o:p></o:p></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5519683348357772169.post-19054156180508427582012-10-05T03:53:00.001-07:002012-10-09T14:28:18.335-07:00Quotable RizzIsles: Episode 2.07 -- "Bloodlines"<br />
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<u>Case</u>:<i> Witches
are being burned at the stake<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<u>RizzIsles</u>:<i> Jane
is frustrated that Frankie’s ex-girlfriend is back; Maura convinces Jane to spy
on Frankie and tries to help<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<i>(Angela puts
breakfast down for the girls; Jane’s is bunny pancakes; Uniform walks by and
gives her a look)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(cutting ears off pancakes) </i>Okay, at work, make normal pancakes.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I love
bunny pancakes.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Do not,
encourage her. <i>(to Angela) </i> So we’re clear,
no zoo animal shapes at work. <i>(Angela smirks)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Rabbits
aren’t zoo animals. Well, except for the
Washington Pigmie which is being bread in captivity.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Talking
about breeding… I could make bunny pancakes for grandchildren.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Mom! <i>(drops
fork)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Uh
oh. You know what that means? Drop a fork, expect a female visitor.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Are you
still menstruating, Mrs. Rizzoli? <i>(Angela gives her a “mensa mensa” hand)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura! God, no!
Other kind of visitor… the person kind.
She’s very superstitious. My
mother believes in all that stuff about cats, umbrellas and ladders. Had me convinced I was gonna paralyze her if
I stepped on a crack.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(sing songy kid’s voice) </i>Step on a
crack, break your mother’s back. <i>(amused)
</i>You believed that?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I was 5. <i>(to
Angela) </i>Don’t you have other
customers?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sees Angela greet a woman in the Café) </i> Oh my God!
What is SHE doing here?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Who’s
that?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Frankie’s
ex. <i><o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<i>(Angela hugs the
woman)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Looks
like your mother likes her.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Uh,
no. That would be her I-can’t-stand-you
hug. She’s way too polite to call her
the word that rhymes with witch.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(loudly) </i>Bitch?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Sshh!! <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Jane. <i>(walks
woman over to table) </i> Look who I
found!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(stands, awkwardly hugs woman) </i> Theresa.
How, how ya doin? <i>(Maura looks on noticing Jane’s body
language)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Theresa: </b>Jane,
wow! Long time.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What are
you doing here at Boston Police headquarters?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Theresa: </b>Just
moved back to town.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Just
thought you’d pop by the police department?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Theresa: </b>Job
application.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You’re
being fingerprinted?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Theresa: </b><i>(trying to mask her annoyance) </i>It’s
mandatory for everyone applying. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Sure. Sure. <i>(Maura watches Jane with concern and
confusion) </i>Especially for people who
have other people co-sign a car loan and then default on that loan. <i>(Continues
eating)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Theresa: </b>Good
seeing you too, Jane.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>See ya
around. <i>(sarcastic smile as she leaves)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<i>(Angela smirks and
walks away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Wow! You just gave her your I-can’t-stand-you
hug. Seesh! Uncomfortable!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You want
uncomfortable? Trying paying off
Theresa’s car loan while she skips town and leaves you holding the bag.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Perhaps
you should have had her fingerprinted first.
<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No, not
me. Frankie. It’s the love of his life.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>She’s
very symmetrical. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(disbelief) </i>‘scuse me?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Studies
have shown that women who have the most symmetrical facial features are the
most attractive to men.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You’re
not helping.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Hmm. It’s interesting. I’m gonna have to do a full autopsy before I
can tell the gender.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Hm, I
don’t know. It’s definitely male. <i>(winks
at Korsak)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh
no. The less pronounced super orbital
ridges indicate female.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(hip thurst/ YES! gesture) </i>YES! Okay, so our victim is definitely female.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>OH! That is not fair.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Think
she was alive when they set her on fire?
<i>(Maura gives her a look) </i>I know, I know… you need time and endless
tests.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(picks up fragment off victim, smells it) </i> Pine scent.
Right where her jacket pocket would be.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Think
she was wearing air freshener?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No. I think it might be amber.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Sooo,
how’s everything?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Good.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Anything,
new, today?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Nope. Not a thing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Was she
here to see you?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Who?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You know
who.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>You
guys want some privacy?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Because
my sister is butting into my business.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I knew
it. You were eating lunch with Theresa.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>If you
guys are gonna fight right now…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>She
was here getting fingerprinted for a job and it’s none of your business.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>She pay
you back for that Camry?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Also not
your business.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>You
bought a car for a chick?! Dumb Bro.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Excuse
me, Bro!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>We had
to scrape him off the ceiling every time Hurricane Theresa blew into his life. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Oh! You wanna go there. Fine.
Let’s talk about Steve Sana.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Who’s
Steve Sana?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No one. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Oh
she was nuts about him. She started
wearing dresses. You shoulda heard her
on the phone. <i>(mock girl voice) </i>Hi,
Steve? I’m like, good. <i>(Frost
laughs, girl giggle; Jane smacks him)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Oh, no.
I don’t like black cats. <i>(look from Jane) </i>It’s not a black thing. It’s your cat baby talk.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>It’s
blood, right?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I don’t
know yet.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>So why
did you rush all the way over here if you’re going to take as long as you take
in your lab?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Can you
hover somewhere else?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Somebody
did get a visitor today.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Maura shoots her a
confused, concerned look)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>This
alter doesn’t look like it’s up to anything good.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I
agree. It suggests a darker, more
traditional form of witch craft.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I don’t
even wanna know how you know that.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Those
who practices dark magic give blood to use in spells.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Again,
never tell me how you know this.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Slaves
came with the land back in the day.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Hey,
women were considered property.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Frost and Jane
glare at Korsak)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>What
are you looking at me for? I don’t even
have a cleaning lady!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Did you
find anything to confirm that Helen was crazy?
Korsak said that the real estate developer claimed she was a nut bar.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>The
genetics of mental disorders are far more complex than the genetics of many of
the rare single gene diseases.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yes or
no. Perfectly good answers.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>3
sandwiches. Big lunch.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Yea,
I’m meeting someone.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Is that
why you’re wearing all that cologne.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(sniffs Frankie) </i> It’s quite lovely. Hints of orange blended with notes of cedar,
and <i>(notices Jane’s face, hesitates) </i>ver-bena.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Yea. Thanks.
Ma, I gotta run. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Okay. See ya.
Bye. Enjoy.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Where’s
he off to?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>A
picnic at the Public Gardens. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Is it
with Theresa? <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Oh I
hope not. I mean, how can he not
remember how much pain she put me through.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You?! Ma, he was depressed for months when she
found a new guy and dumped him on his ass, again!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I
remember.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>That
can be quite serious. Broken heart
syndrome, also known as stress cardio myopathy.
It can cause rapid and severe heart muscle weakness.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Oh my
god! You gotta do something.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(RizzIsles in
Maura’s car trying to spy on Frankie)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Do you
see him?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>It’s hot
and I smell like a French fry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>That’s
because we’re in direct sunlight.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I know
that, double-0 7, that’s why I’m hot.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(pushes button) </i>You feel that? Ventilation fan.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Hm. Magic.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>No. Solar panels, on the roof of my car? They automatically generate enough
electricity to cool us off.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>How
green.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Isn’t
it!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Does it
get rid of French fry smell?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>How is
it that you can’t lie but you can talk me into spying on my brother?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(sincerely) </i> We’re not spying. <i>(look
from Jane) </i>We’re not. We are gathering data to test a
hypothesis. Which is the first step of
scientific inquiry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>We. <i>(Pointing
with a French fry) </i>You and I are
snooping. Meddling. We are sticking our noses where they do not
belong. <i>(looking off in the distance) </i>Oh
my God! <i>(slouches down in seat; Maura copies movement; Frankie is seen up ahead
with Theresa) </i>I just turned into my
mother. Hypothesis confirmed. I would recognize that cheap dye-job
anywhere. <i>(Jane’s phone rings; quickly grabs it off dash) </i>It’s Korsak. <i>(answers
phone on speaker) </i>Rizzoli.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(leaning toward phone, smile) </i> And Isles!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Sabrina
is a very old Welch name.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>It’s
also the name of the teenage witch. <i>(Maura smiles and laughs)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<i>(In response to
Korsak naming where a suspect works)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It’s an
occult store.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You shop
there?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’ve
bought gifts.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Frankie knocks on
car window)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(into phone) </i>Gotta go. <i>(hangs
phone up) </i>Hi, what are you doing
here?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>You
followed me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>We
did. But we are just testing a
hypothesis. We are not snooping.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Oh
really? What’s your hypothesis? If I meet Theresa for lunch it’s your
business?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No. We were trying to determine if you’re getting
back together. <i>(sincere smile)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(to Maura)
</i>Please stop talking.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura:</b>
Hypothesis require rigorous testing.
It’s very--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>You
wanna know what I’m doing here?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Fine.
<i>(waves someone over to the car;
little girls comes up) </i>This is my
daughter, Lily. Say hi to your Aunt
Jane.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lily: </b>HI.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Hello. <i>(reaching
into her fast food bag) </i>Want a
French fry?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lily: </b>No. My mom says they make you look fat.<b><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<i>(Jane deliberately
eats fry with a smile on her face, glares at Frankie)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Let’s
get to Salem.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It’s
called the City of Peace now.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well
that’s nice of them since they put 19 innocent people to death. <i>(Surprised
look from Maura) </i>Salem was my
favorite field trip. I’ve been there 6
times.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Suspect: </b>We’re
hereditary witches.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(leaning to Jane, whispering) </i> That means--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>6 field
trips. I got this.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Dr.
Isles, could I possibly trouble you to host a little family get together?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No! <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(simultaneous to Jane) </i>Of course!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Angela walks away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What was
that?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(hesitantly) </i>Hospitality?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<i>(Maura &
Homicide Team sitting at Séance; Female witches feeding male witch)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Ugh. What is she doing?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>A
feeding ritual. In the Hua society of
New Guinea, feeding and sexual intercourse are believed to transfer the vital
essence new.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’m
leaving if sexual intercourse is next.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>I’m
not.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Me
either.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>I
don’t like this.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b><i>(whispering) </i>It’s okay. If you get scared you can hold my hand.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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<i>(Witches use Ouija
board)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Fig. Ohhh.
Spo-oky.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Guy Witch: </b>I
just had one in your honor, Helen. She
loved figs.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(genuinely intrigued) </i>No kidding!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(sarcastically) </i>No, no kidding, Maura.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Helen
said her killer was near.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Helen
said?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh
you’re right. That sounded a little
silly.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>A
little.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Fake. Phony.
Like Theresa who I now get to watch chew with her mouth open. Thanks to you!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Okay,
Frankie. You get to do the honors.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>You
sure?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(smiling) </i>Yea.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b><i>(kisses Angela) </i>Okay.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(smiling proudly from across room) </i>Wow.
Ma’s never let anyone other than Pop cut the meat before.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well,
now that Frankie’s a father.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(smiling, through gritted teeth) </i>We don’t know that, Maura.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Lily, my
goodness, you are so grown up! How old
are you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lily: </b>7.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>7? Wow!
You are almost as old as your Mommy’s Camry!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Jane. Jane, come help me in the kitchen.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’m not
finished.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b><i>(walking up behind Jane, lifting her to her
feet) </i> This will just take a second.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Theresa: </b>Hey
Frankie. <i>(glaring at Jane) </i> Get me
some more wine.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>And
Lily, would you like some more milk?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Lily: </b>Yes,
please.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’ll get
it for ya baby. <i>(takes sippy cup)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b><i>(whispering to Jane in the kitchen) </i> That’s the mother of my child.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>You sure
about that? She’s always taken advantage
of you. Lied to you. Cheated on you.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frankie: </b>Would
you stop?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No! I can’t stand to see this happen again. Not to you and not to that little girl. Lily is not some car you can buy with
Theresa. She deserves to know the truth,
Frankie and so do you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>You
are really lucky there’s company around.
<i>(walks away, Jane calls after him,
Maura goes to Jane in the kitchen)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(whispering) </i> Get your purse!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>What?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(slowly thru gritted teeth) </i>Get. Your.
Purse! <i>(confused, Maura obliges) </i>Oh
my God. I’m going straight to hell, I’m
stealing a sippy cup! <i>(puts cup in Maura’s bag) </i>Go to the car. Go!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>What
makes people put all those holes in their head and in their-- ugh.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Tounge
and both nipples? <i>(laughing, amused) </i>It’s not
new though. Roman Centurians used to
attach their capes to their nipple piercings.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Okay,
that’s good! <i>(Maura laughs)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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<i>(Frankie storms
into Morgue)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Where
is it Maura? Where’s the princess cup?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b><i>(recloses bag) </i>I should go.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(desperately) </i>Well let me cut the caps
off first.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>They’re
fine. <i>(leaves)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>I
know Jane took Lily’s cup. Where is it?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Don’t
be mad at Jane. She just did it because
she loves you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>What’s
your excuse?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well,
I, I have a bigger purse. And access to <i>(smiling) </i>superior paternity testing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Oh
yea?! Well guess what? I’m getting my own paternity test. If Lily turns out to be mine, I’m gonna be
the Dad she deserves. And Jane is just
gonna have to accept it.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>That’s
very admirable, Frankie. And clearly
Theresa needs a good guy like you in her life.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>I’m
never getting back with Theresa. It’s
about Lily now. <i>(leaves Morgue, runs into Angela in the doorway) </i>Ma?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Whoops! Oh. I
must’a gotten lost. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>What’s
that behind your back?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Nothing. Oh, Dr. Isles is working. I better come back. <i>(turns
to leave, Frankie grabs her)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Hey. <i>(takes
bag from Angela)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>That’s
okay. I can still talk while I analyze
stomach contents. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>What’s
this in the bag? <i>(realization dawns) </i>You
gotta be kidding me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I’m
sorry, Frankie. I have to know for your
sake.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I have
to talk to Jane. We just got a
breakthrough in this case. But you’re
welcome to stay here and finish this argument.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Gee
thanks.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Whatcha
eatin? Humble pie?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I
deserve that. I’m sorry, okay? I’m a jerk.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Yea. Yea you are.
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<b>Jane: </b>Lily,
she’s a nice girl. And I’m gonna be a
great Aunt, I promise. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Nope. You won’t be.
I got the paternity test back.
Lily’s not my daughter. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’m
sorry, Frankie.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Yea,
ya know what? So am I.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You’ll
make a really good father some day.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Yea,
some day.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane:</b> That’s
too bad. I was really looking forward to
holidays with Theresa. <i>(everyone laughs) </i>What are we gonna do about Ma?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>She
like cats?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh don’t
even think about it!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(jokingly) </i>Beretta is very sweet.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay,
it’s your house! <i>(to Frankie) </i>C’mere. Sit
down. Let me buy you a beer. <i>(hugs
Frankie) </i>I love you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5519683348357772169.post-83613748091496739722012-10-05T03:50:00.001-07:002012-10-13T12:31:50.287-07:00Quotable RizzIsles: Episode 2.06 -- "Rebel Without a Pause"<br />
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<u>Case</u>:<i> A
“solider” is killed during a Revolutionary War reenactment<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<u>RizzIsles</u>:<i> Maura’s
mother comes to town and disappoints her with cancelled plans and not seeing
her enough; Jane gets very protective seeing Maura hurt by her mother<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Making
croissants seems daunting but really it’s as easy as making coq au vin.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I
can’t believe it takes two days!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Hey
Julia Child, I can buy a tube of those crescent things and serve ‘em to ya in
20 minutes. <i>(yelling at baseball game)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Why are
you yelling? You can’t change the
outcome.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Really? I thought I could.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>That
would require crossing the space time continuum.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Go get
the hand vacuum and clean up your couch crumbs.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Ma, I’m
trying to relax.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>And we
are trying to get ready for a guest. <i>(through gritted teeth) </i>Help out!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(Gets off couch, joins Maura and Angela in
the kitchen) </i>C’mon Maura. You’ll
give yourself an ulcer. It’s not
royalty, it’s your mom.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Ulcers
are caused by aged polori. Bacteria.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Or
critical mothers.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I’m
not critical. <i>(Jane smirks and bites her lip) </i>Am
I?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>She’s
never been to my house before.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Never? <i>(Maura
sweetly smiles, shakes her head) </i> Well what do you do when she visits Boston?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>We
just <i>(slightly
hesitates) </i>usually go to one of my parent’s homes in Europe. <i>(Jane
and Angela exchange an “OH” look) </i> Those tulips are wilting already!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(dripping with sarcasm) </i>Yes, I can see
why you’re so ashamed of this hideous place.
Forcing her to stay in that disgusting guest house.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>What
are you talking about? It’s lovely.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(realization comes across her face) </i>Wait
a minute! If your mom is in the guest
house, <i>(to Angela) </i>where are you
staying?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>With
you of course! <i>(Makes kissing sounds, leans to kiss Jane, Jane obligatorily lets her)</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Fine. But just know I don’t serve coq au vin I
serve coco <i>(smirking)</i> puffs.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(laughing) </i>I know.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(RizzIsles get
called to a scene)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(taking apron off) </i>I haven’t even had a
chance to order the organic pigs’ trotters.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(seriously) </i>Are those f--, I’m not
eating feet.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(touching Maura’s hip) </i>C’mon.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(looking at Jane)</i> You should change.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Alright. I’ll change in the car.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(seriously) </i>Then I’m driving.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Aw
c’mon. I hate it when you drive.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well I
hate it more when you undress and drive.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(reading Victim’s ID) </i>He was a garbage
man. Maybe it wasn’t an accident. Maybe someone wanted him dead.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Perhaps
it was someone who didn’t like to recycle.
<i>(proud smile)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(in disbelief) </i> Was that a joke?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(quickly glances at Homicide Team) </i>Only
if it’s funny.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(RizzIsles
discussing victim’s injury)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura. Shot or stabbed? Or did somebody chew on his hip?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh, I
don’t think that’s from a bite.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Fascinating. He was a Smitty! Blacksmith.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(whispering) </i>Maura, it’s pretend.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Perimeter’s
secured. What next?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’ll
have a coffee. Two sugars. Black.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Oh,
make that two.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Cappuccino,
please? But only if there’s 1% milk.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Good
think you’re not picky.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Hey,
I’m trying to make Detective not become a Barista.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Bro. You know how many coffee runs I had to make
working my way up?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Nothing
for me, but if you hustle those coffees up I’ll let you help me with witness
statements.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Deal.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Reenactment Guy: </b>I
was merely attempting to move this artillery piece out of your way. Commanding Officer General Ezekiel Parker of
the 16<sup>th</sup> Brigade.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’m
Martha Washington. Let me see your
driver’s license.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>General: </b>Sure. Of course.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Dwayne
Kravitz. No wonder you went with Parker.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(comes running over, extends hand to
General) </i>It’s such a pleasure to meet you.
Dr. Maura Isles. Professor
Kravitz is a leading authority on Colonialism.
I’m a huge fan.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You’re a
huge fan of Colonialism?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No, of
course not. He’s also the Chair of
American History at Boston Cambridge University.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>General: </b>Good
Doctor, your words flatter me. <i>(Flirty smile from Maura)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(looks General up and down with
disdain) </i>I like your pretend accent.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It’s
quite authentic. Colonial Americans
spoke Roddick English in a variety of regional dialects… Scott’s Irish, West
Country. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(mutters) </i>Where is the coffee?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b><i>(hand on his chest, drops it) </i>Hey doc I
was wondering, uh--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Are you
alright?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Yea. Buddy of mine’s been having some chest pain.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Didn’t
you just have a physical?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>How’d
you know it was me? <i>(Maura head tilt, smile) </i>Doctor
says I’m fine, so why am I short of breath?
I’ve been eating better, getting some exercise and I feel worse.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Are you
experiencing dizziness, lightheadedness?
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<b>Korsak: </b>Maybe
a little.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(nods) </i>I want you to see a cardiac
specialist.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Morgue door opens,
Korsak motions to keep quiet)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(to Maura who is walking with her iPad out) </i> C’mon Maura.
Shoe sale about to close?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m
plugging in empirical data to back extrapolate the pre-impact orientation of
the bullet.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay. See that laser? It does the same thing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m
very good at trigonometry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What a
relief.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Once
you input the type of bullet, approximate the density of the cannon… it appears
the shooter was 243.84cm off the ground.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh you
mean up there? <i>(pointing to tree where laser is pointing)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Excuse
e moi. <i>(slips heels off, addresses Frost) </i> Can you give me a boost?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frost: </b>Oh, uh,
okay.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura! No.
Frost! I can get the Crime Scene
Techs here, alright?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura:</b><i> (climbing tree, smiling) </i>Oh no. I was Best Tree Climber year 6 at my Boarding
School. Detective Frost, can you hand me
my kit?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Yea. Here ya go.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You look
ridiculous.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m
collecting forensic evidence. Give me
ridiculousness or give me death.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(smirking) </i>Jokes are supposed to be
funny. Remember, Thomas Payne?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Patrick
Henry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>General: </b>Sugar
was a true luxury item in 1774.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Imagine
what they would’ve charged for splenda.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(answers phone while walking) </i>What?! No!
Yes. Okay, yes. Bye.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>UPS lose
your shoes?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>No,
it’s my mother. She’s a day early. She caught a ride in a friend’s jet.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(at a loss) </i>Those pesky jets.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Oh my
God! What are we gonna do?! <i>(Lamaze
breathing) <o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well
first of all, stop doing that.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Pig’s
trotters take two days to marinate! <i>(panicking) </i>And we’re in the middle of a
case! What do I do?! <i>(puts
two fingers to her neck) </i> Vaso
constriction. Hypo capia.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay. Please.
Get a hold of yourself.
C’mon. <i>(leading Maura into headquarters) </i> Alright.<i><o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(to Angela) </i>Stanley around?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>No, he
took a personal day.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Good. Can you cook a 3 course dinner here?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>11.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>ELEVEN?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Hors d’oeuvre,
portage, porsant, entrees-- <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Sandwiches,
peanut butter and fluff or takeout.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>What
about releve, sorbet, rotelegume.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Oh sure,
Maur, we’ll just call Stanley in.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(panicked breathing again, fingers to neck) </i> Okay.
Chef Renault. From Misone della’
Mer. He will help. You just tell him that it’s for me. <i>(hands
Angela her AMEX)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Sure.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Hey! You want some more practice at Detective
work?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frankie: </b>You
want pizza or a sub?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(laughing) </i> I want you to answer my phone for me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(inspecting place settings on table) </i>My
mother is famous for her dinner parties.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>The
apple didn’t fall far from the tree.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Oh no,
I couldn’t possibly live up to her. I
mean, she’ll spot takeout in a second.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Stop
worrying! You’re the perfect daughter! <i>(Jane
walks in) </i>And you’re late!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’m not
perfect. Darn. <i>(puts
box on table) </i> Cannolis.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b><i>(gasps) </i>What are you doing?! <i>(picking
up pastry box) </i>We already have dessert.
Besides, cannolis aren’t sophisticated.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well
neither are we. I got ‘em for you.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Oh. <i>(warm
smile) </i> You got them for me?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>You’re
the perfect daughter.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Doorbell rings)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Okay,
don’t worry.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(gently grabs Maura’s elbow as she walks by
fussing) </i>You look beautiful, c’mon.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(stops before the door, looks back at
Rizzoli women, smiles and mouths “Okay?”) </i> Hello mother.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Constance: </b>Hello
darling. You look well.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(smiles, softly breathes her words) </i>Thank
you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(mumbling to Angela) </i>Country mice meet
city mice.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Oh my
God, she’s gorgeous! Stand up straight,
Jane.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh
crap! I got cannoli oil on my shirt!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane and Angela: </b>Hello!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I find
that fascinating.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>What do
you know about post-war modernism?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>I know
a lot about the objectification of the <i>(gesturing
hour glass shape of woman) </i>female form.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Good
point. <i>(laughs)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(mumbling) </i>Elbows off the table.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>What? <i>(readjusts
quickly) </i>Oh. <i>(mouths to Angela) </i>I thought I was perfect.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sincerely) </i>It’s so great that you found
time in your busy schedule to come here to Boston and visit your daughter.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b>Oh,
I’m actually here for an installation opening.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Maura keeps a
smile on her face, looks down)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Let’s
have dessert. I made <i>(something French)</i>. Your favorite. <i>(Constance
smiles stiffly)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(hint of sarcasm) </i>Try a cannoli. They’re my Ma’s favorite.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b><i>(speaks French to Maura; Jane shoots Angela
an annoyed look)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>She
says she’s sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>She’s
tired. Yes, I know.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I
didn’t know you spoke French.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I read
body language. <i>(Angela kicks her under the table)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Constance: </b><i>(rising from table) </i>It was lovely to
meet you both.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You too.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(aside to her mother) </i> I thought you were staying. I prepared the Guest Houst for you.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b>Darling,
didn’t I mention? The gallery organized
for me to stay at the Ritz. And I
already checked in.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(hurt look on her face, then a quick smile) </i>Of
course.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Constance: </b>But I will see you tomorrow evening for
the welcoming dinner, and you’ll be my date.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(sincere, sweet smile) </i>Sounds lovely.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b><i>(to Jane and Angela) </i>Please come to the
opening. Just call the gallery and have
them put you on the list.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>The
list? Yea, sure.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(struggling to comfort Maura) </i>Wow. She is, so, um, put together.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(whispering) </i>She’s, hard to get to know.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Oh, I
think I got a pretty good idea.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(to Angela cleaning the kitchen) </i>Ma,
really?! With the pots and the
pans?! Cincinnati can hear you! <i>(quietly
to Maura) </i>See? You could have that for a mother. Nosy, and loud.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(sadly) </i>Warm. Involved.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(softly) </i>The grass is always greener.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Yea. <i>(closes
her eyes, hand to her head)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You
know, I used to dream that I was adopted.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(sadly) </i>Really?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Yea. And my pretend mom was chic and glamorous,
and educated.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I
always wondered what it’d be like to have a mother who cut the crust off my
sandwiches.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>An-noy-ing.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(RizzIsles warm,
sad smiles)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(laughing) </i>I think they should call him
the sniper who couldn’t shoot straight.
Get it? Because he keeps missing?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(smiling) </i>Yea, it’s funny. It’s a good joke, Maur.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(surprised) </i>Really? <i>(off
Jane’s face) </i>Oh. Oh.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Who is
this guy?! Snipers shoot to kill! This guy’s missed people both times. Is he trying to send a message?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>The
message is perfectly clear: I need target practice. <i>(proudly
smiles and laughs)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Okay. You do your job so I can do mine.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(straight face, slightly annoyed) </i>Yes. Of course, Detective.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(softly)
</i>Maura, I’m sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>It’s
not you.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Is it
your mother?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(deep breath) </i> It’s just, it’s hard to have her here and not
see her. Ya know, when I was little, I
wanted to be with her all the time. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I wanted
to be on Mars. Alone. <i>(mock
mother tone) </i>Jane, did you do your
homework? Jane, did you clean your
room? Jane, Ja--. <i>(Maura
smiles with adoration) </i>I mean, she
LIVES to hover. The woman was a
helicopter mother before they even invented the term. C’mon… let’s get you ready for your artsy
fartsy dinner with your globe-trotting mother.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(RizzIsles both get
calls from their mothers)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>My
mother’s having a bird emergency.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Mine’s
changing dinner plans. C’mon, let’s go
help.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>So I
went to check up on Starsky, after the lunch rush.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You took
care of a sick parakeet around food?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Of
course not! I put him by a sack of yams
in the pantry. You, you’ve gotta help
me. Sergeant Korsak will never forgive
me if something happens to him.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(Looks into box, closes lid) </i>Can you get me a bowl of hot water and
some towels?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Okay. <i>(walking away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Can you
really save him?<b><o:p></o:p></b></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>No! I just didn’t want your mother to see him
die. Looks like Avian Flu.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(jumping backwards) </i>Avian Flu?! What the hell?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(looking back into box) </i> You can only contract it if you ingest his
feces or give him mouth-to-mouth.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(holding hand up) </i>Stop.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Korsak’s
here. <i>(walks into back with bird, Jane distracts him)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Well,
it’s a, bad time. Ma is giving him a
bird bath. <i>(“REALLY?!” face from Maura in the background)</i> But the wake, we should go.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>We
have to wear period costumes or they won’t let us in.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>I have
wonderful contacts at the historical society.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>No, you
can’t go. You have dinner with your
mom. <i>(Off
Maura’s face) </i>Or no you don’t. She called and cancelled didn’t she?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(at a momentary loss, dejected face) </i>It’s
not her fault. The dinner was a private
affair. No guests. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>You’re
not a guest! You’re her daughter!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Maura sadly looks
down, Jane shoots Korsak a look)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>You
should come with us. Okay, it’d be great
to have your, historical, society, contacts.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Where’s
Starsky? <i>(Maura pats her lab coat pocket)
</i>He’s dead? And you put him in
your—ugghhh. Where’s Ma?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I told
her I’d take care of him.<i><o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>You
lied.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(offended) </i>No! No, I just didn’t say that I was taking care
of his funeral arrangements.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Homicide Team and
Maura enter wake dressed in 1700’s attire)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I can’t
believe I let you talk me into wearing this!
I don’t think this thing’s been washed since 1776.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>You’re
just not used to the woolsy fabric. I
told you to wear the silk polynese.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Oh yea,
the whale bones digging into my bones would’ve been much more comfortable.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(raising her “glass” for the toast) </i>It’s
like we stepped back in time. <i>(sips beer, spits it out) </i>18<sup>th</sup> Century beer sucks!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(laughing)
</i>You made a joke!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Your
mother’s a regular Florence Nightingale, Jane.
It’s a miracle what she did.
Starsky’s never looked better!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Starsky’s
better?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>You
look surprised.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>M—no. She does have a healer’s touch. <i>(Korsak
puts cracker into his mouth) </i>Yum. What are we eating now? What is that, dirt covered Styrofoam?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Low
carb, gluten free, high fiber. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Ew, no
thank you. <i>(pushes back; Maura walks in all dressed up) </i>Oh!
Why are we so fancy?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I am
going to my mother’s gallery opening.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh, she
gonna put you on the list?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>We can
get in.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Who’s
“we”?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(grabs cracker box from Korsak) </i>How long
have you been eating these?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Couple
weeks. Part of my whole new health
regime.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(laughs)
</i>It’s not a heart attack, Sergeant.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane and Frost: </b>WHAT?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>It’s
gas. And given the fiber content, I
imagine quite a lot.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b><i>(laughs)
</i>He’s been making enough to float the Hindenburg.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(laughs)
</i>Hydrogen gas was unfairly blamed for that. Human gas is actually a mixture. Hydrogen, carbon dioxide, methane. Most people produce about a half a liter a
day.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(laughing)
</i>Well exactly how much fart gas is Korsak making?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Probably,
<i>(giggles) </i>twice that amount.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Jane and Frost
push their chairs back)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>Would
you rather I had a heart attack?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Just
stay away from those crackers and beans and you’ll be fine. <i>(to
Jane, sweetly) </i>I was hoping you’d go
to the installation with me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh, god,
Maura. I, I wish I could, but, no.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>She
loves Modern Art! <i> (smirking) </i> Ya know what, Jane, we got this. You go.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Yea
go. We know how much you like <i>(Maura smiles excitedly) </i>these fresh
ideas and crazy colors and cubes and things.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(poking Jane, smile beaming) </i>I’m so glad
you’ve opened your mind to it.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frost: </b>You two
have fun now.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(beaming sarcastic smile) </i>Thanks guys. <i>(stands
up and leaves with Maura)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>How did
Starsky make such a miraculous recovery?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Luckily
the pet store carries parakeets.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Door guy at
Gallery: </b>I’m sorry, this is a private gathering.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Oh, this
is Dr. Maura Isles. She’s the artist’s
daughter. <i>(guy searches list) </i>Really?! She couldn’t even be bothered to put you on
the list.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>She was
busy. She said she’d try.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Guy: </b><i>(checking list) </i>Yea, I don’t see you.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(holding up badge) </i>See me now?! Detective Jane Rizzoli.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Guy: </b>Yea. <i>(moves
out of way) </i>Go ahead.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Hanging
water bottles is art?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>It’s an
iconic representation of the deconstruction of our food chain as a symbol of
neo urbanity.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane:</b> I could
do that.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Yes, but
then it wouldn’t be art. <i>(smiling)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
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<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b>Hello
darling! You made it!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Sorry we
had to crash. Your daughter wasn’t on
the list.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b>Oh
sorry. <i>(to Maura) </i>Sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(gesturing to hanging water bottles) </i>Mother,
it’s exquisite. It’s both witty and full
of pathos.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b>It
is, isn’t it.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Oh, it
is.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b>So
nice to see you again, Jane.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>You
too. Maura, would you mind getting us
something to drink? I’d love to get to
know your mother better. <i>(suspicious look from Maura)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(smiles) </i>Um, sure. Excuse me. <i>(walks away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b>Nice
of you to come.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Thank
you. I love your hanging water
bottles. They make me feel very guilty
and I’ll never buy water again.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b>I
can see why Maura likes you. You’re
direct. It’s kind of refreshing.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I’m
protective. Maura’s my best friend.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b>I
sense, um, that there’s something you’d like to say to me.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Yea. There is.
I don’t like seeing my best friend hurt.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b>You
think I hurt her?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(in disbelief) </i>Not staying with
her. Cancelling dinner. Forgetting to put her on the list or your
installation-- yea. I think that hurts
her.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Constance: </b>She’s
the Chief Medical Examiner. She has her
own life. You’re both out there working
an important case. It’s all over the
news. I don’t want to be in her
way. <i>(Jane
rolls her eyes) </i>She must know how
proud I am of her. How much I love her.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Not
really the signals you’re sending. It
seems to me like you were too busy while she was growing up and now you’re
blaming her for being too busy.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Constance: </b><i>(hurt, regretful look) </i>I was, I was never any good at it.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>At what?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b>Being
a mother. I feel like I just, I missed
so much.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sincerely)
</i>Why don’t you just tell her that?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Gallery Guy comes
to escort Constance to a podium)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b>Would
you excuse me? <i>(walks away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Eating peanuts at
the Dirty Robber)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>You
cannot believe how healthy Starsky is!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Didn’t
you find he had more turquoise feathers after he recovered? <i>(Maura
kicks her under the table) </i> Ouch!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>What’s
the matter?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Gas,
pains. <i> (shoots Maura a look)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Really?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(seeing her mother walk into the bar) </i>My
mother’s here. I thought she was in
Paris. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(matter of factly) </i>She forgot to say
goodbye. <i>(Smiles at Maura; Maura and Angela smile back adoringly)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Constance: </b>May
I join you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(warm smile, standing up) </i>Mother. What a lovely surprise!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Constance: </b>Hello
darling. I couldn’t go without seeing
you one more time.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(beaming, takes her mother in) </i>Sit.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(clearing peanuts off table) </i>Um, here.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Constance: </b>Oh
don’t worry, don’t worry. I’m not THAT
fussy. <i>(Angela hands her a napkin; Constance cleans table)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Hm,
strange. I wonder where Maura gets
it. <i>(clears
throat) </i> You like greasy hamburgers?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Constance: </b>Actually,
I’d love a hamburger. It’s been
years. <i>(Maura smiles, stunned)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Good. This place has really good ones ever since
the Health Department shut it down.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Constance: </b>The
Health Department?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Mmhm.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Mom,
it’s a joke. She likes to kid.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Constance: </b><i>(seeing waitress bring food to another
table) </i>Milkshake. I haven’t had one for ages. Oh god, I love them.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(looks to Jane, then back) </i> Really?
I, I didn’t know that.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Constance: </b>No?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>I
would like one. Strawberry.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Since
when do you like milkshakes?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(gritting teeth) </i>Since now.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Alright,
I’m having a beer.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b>A
beer milkshake?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Yes! Um, yes.
A Beer Milkshake. It’s what all
the mooks here in Boston drink.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Okay,
okay. She’s kidding. She’s kidding. It’s another joke. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(Constance smiles) </i>I can certainly see the family
resemblance.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I can
see the family resemblance too.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(excited) </i>You do?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Yes! The two of you are so much alike! <i>(Jane
kicks her under the table) </i>OW!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela and
Constance: </b>What is it?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane and Maura: </b>Nothing.<o:p></o:p><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5519683348357772169.post-52800026407338335242012-09-29T22:36:00.001-07:002012-10-27T21:51:59.600-07:00Quotable RizzIsles: Episode 2.05 -- "Don't Hate the Player"<br />
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<u>Case</u>:<i> A specialty
coach for an MLB team is found dead in the locker room; Maura declares it a
suspicious death causing a conspiracy to unfold.<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<u>RizzIsles</u>:<i> Jane
deals with her brother Tommy coming home and goes out with a baseball player;
Maura is allowing Tommy to stay in the guest house with Angela<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Chimpanzees
do that.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Do what?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Grab
their crotches. <i>(holds up a fist) </i>It’s a
sign of aggression.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>He is
quite the male specimen. <i>(watching commercial of Manny Mega
Vega) </i>I’d love to Mega him!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Hey,
language. My mother’s here.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>You
should hear us when you’re not around policing us. He’s a hunk.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Hunk? Okay, I’m officially throwing up in my mouth.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(RizzIsles and
Angela laughing)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<i>(Door opens, HOT
guy walks in)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh my
God, Tommy. <i>(smiling, standing up)</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I
forgot to tell you he was coming home.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You forgot to tell me?
<i>(to Maura) </i>You forget too? <i>(Maura
looks away)</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>Jane! <i>(hugging
Jane) </i>Thanks for the letters. They
really kept me going.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(in response to Tommy’s comment to
Maura) </i>Allllllll you’re doing for
him?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>He’s
just visiting your mother.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Visiting
means dropping by then leaving. When’s
he leaving?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Jane
he’s gonna be in violation of his probation without a permanent address.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>So the
visit is permanent.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Temporarily.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>The only
thing Tommy does temporarily is stay out of trouble.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Jane I
know you. You’re conflicted. You want to help him but you’re afraid that
anything you do will be interpreted as a sign of approval.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(grabbing Maura’s arms) </i>My little
brother is a screw up, Maura. A
completely loveable, screw up, FELON.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>The repeat
rate is higher for non-violent offenders is higher than for violent. 46-39%.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>So I’m
thinking this isn’t a good idea.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m
doing this for your mother…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Let’s
go. I’ve never been to Pilgrim’s Stadium
and their locker room is closer than your couch. C’mon.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’ve
always wanted to see them without their uniforms.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(smiling) </i>Maura!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b><i>(sweetly, hesitantly) </i>Listen, I know
you’re busy. If you want I can take your
dog to the vet.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(annoyed) </i>No, your only job is to stay
out of trouble, okay? <i>(walks away)</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Baseball Player: </b>Call
me. I wouldn’t mind being interrogated
by you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’ve
heard that one… like a million times.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Player: </b>Call
me and I’ll think of a new one.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(smiling) </i>Alright.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What
does your gut say?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I don’t
listen to my intestines.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>The
murder weapon is a cylindrical hard object.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(watching crime lab check a baseball bat) </i>Gee. What could it be? Think it’s a pipe?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Pipe is
too thin.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What
about a Majorette’s baton?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m
glad you find my scientific approach amusing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I think
it’s a bat, Maura. I think it’s Manny
Vega’s bat.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Now how
do we prove it was Manny who swung the fatal blow?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>The way
you always do. Do that gumshoe thing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>That
gumshoe thing. No, um, this time, we’re actually
up against every baseball fan from judges to the governor so it makes it a
little difficult to do my gumshoe thing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Society
is very reluctant to hold celebrities accountable. Remember Fatty Arbuckle?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Fatty
Arbuckle? No.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>The
silent film star who was tried--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No. <i>(holding
hand out to Maura) </i> Stop.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Maura rolls her
eyes and stops talking)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’m
off. To do my “gumshoe thing”. <i>(smiling)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I
shouldn’t have used that term.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No, you
should have.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Because
it actually refers to galoshes which you aren’t wearing. <i>(laughing,
very amused at herself; Jane rolls her eyes and leaves) </i>What?
<i>(confused) </i>What did I say??<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>I
didn’t tell you to stop, Rizzoli. Now
find a way to get to Vega.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Nice! Cavanaugh just took the gloves off. C’mon!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Jesse
Wade gave me his phone number. Maybe
it’s time to make a call.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b><i>(smirking) </i>Yea a booty call.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Really?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What is
La Beaux Trup?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>5 star
French Restaurant. Brilliant new take on
escargot. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(gesturing to her clothes) </i>This okay?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Are you
out of your mind?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What? I’m meeting Jesse Wade. He wants to do the interview there.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>At La
Beaux Trup?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Le
booty call.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(trying not to laugh) </i>What did you just
say?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I
know. <i>(removes her jacket, turns around, Jane looks on confused) </i>Unzip
me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Wh—why?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Because
you can’t go like that. <i>(gesturing to Jane’s outfit, horrified) </i>We’ll trade clothes. C’mon.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(in pure disbelief) </i>Are you crazy?! That dress wouldn’t cover my… booty. <i>(Maura
gives Jane a look; flash to Jane in Maura’s dress and her combat boots) </i>It smells like a deco.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Men are
not attracted to the smell of death. <i><o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Really? <i>(Maura
sprays Jane with body spray) </i>Okay
that’s enough. <i>(squirming like a child)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(disgusted glance at Jane’s feet) </i>Oh. Those boots are fashion homicide. <i>(Takes
off her shoes to give to Jane)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No. No.
No! Those shoes are foot
homicide.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Put
them on.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(pouting) </i>They’re too small.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Give
them back.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You just
said put them on.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(lifts a finger to Jane as she takes the shoes)
</i>Patience. <i>(Comes back with shoes and a scalpel)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(gasps) </i>Maura!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Voila! Peep toes!
<i>(smiling)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(smiling) </i>Thank you. <i>(puts
shoes on)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You
look sexy.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You
look… like you’re wearing my clothes.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Phone ringing)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(into cell) </i>Hey Ma. Tommy.
Why do you have Ma’s phone?
Okay. Calm down! Alright.
Where are you? Okay, I’ll be
right--. <i>(hangs up phone) </i> I’ve got 45
minutes. Come with me. I’m gonna need back up.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>What? Jane?!
What did Tommy do?! Jane! You have all the shoes!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Tommy yelling at
Vet)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Vet: </b>I called
the police.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I am the
police.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Vet: </b>Vice?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Homicide.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Vet: </b>…and this
man is refusing to pay the bill.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>That’s
fine. I got it.<b> </b>I will pay the bill. How
much is it?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Vet: </b>$300.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What?! Did you bling her paws out?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>Exactly! Then he calls her a friggin head case.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Vet: </b>No, no
no. I did not use that terminology. I said she has been suffering from
depression.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>She has
been withdrawn. Restless, refusing to go
outside and urinate.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(to Maura) </i>Whose side are you on? <i>(to
Vet) </i>She sleeps, eats, poops. What’s there to be depressed about?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Vet: </b><i>(points to Jo Friday licking paws) </i>It is an OCD reflex. It is triggered by her emotional state. She needs prozak.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>See?! There it is… OCD, ADHD, alcoholic. It was the same stuff they were throwing at
me in the joint.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Vet: </b>I’m not
surprised you were confined to a cage.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Tommy lunges at
Vet; Jane breaks it up)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Hey! Hey, hey hey!
Knock it off! Take Jo Friday,
walk it off.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(to Vet) </i>I’m so sorry. They really are very nice people.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(RizzIsles walking
into Maura’s house)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(pulling off shoes) </i>These, suck! And your dress is about as comfortable as a
straight jacket!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(laughing)
</i>And your suit is a really booty call magnet. I got hit on twice... by women.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Really?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Tommy
broke into some houses when he was in high school. He never should have been staying here,
Maura, I’m so sorry. <i>(emotional, hand to her chest)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It’s
okay. <i>(grabs Jane’s arm in comfort)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(angry)
</i>Oh for the life of me! I
don’t understand why your brother does what he does!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay,
I’ll call Frankie and we’ll go look for him.
If he’s on the run it should be us that find him. Okay?
Don’t worry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>It’s
Detective Rizzoli, Officer Rizzoli and Tommy the Screw Up.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>That’s
what you’ve chosen it’s not who you are.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura,
you have that “I have a case solving hunch” look on your face.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>My face
doesn’t hunch. It’s minor paritis. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Excuse
me?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>An
itch.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>His
kidneys are damaged. Look at the
crystallization.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Hm,
yea. From what?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>I’d be
guessing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(eye closed, whispering to herself) </i>God,
it’s torture sometimes. <i>(to Maura)
</i>Have you seen this before?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Yes.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Okay. Good.
What did it turn out to be, before?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Ethylene
glycol ingestion.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Antifreeze. Someone was poisoning him.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>Oh,
why aren’t you there? Oh, I know… ew! I
hate eyeball fluid. Ew! I can’t stand garbage.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Why aren’t you there? Oh I know… it might ruin that sport coat from
1989. <i>(amused glance from Maura)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Baseball
players are really superstitious right?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Mark
MacGuire wore the same cup from his high school years until it was stolen from
him late in his career.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Clemens
put tiger balm on his bal— <i>(clears
throat)</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>His
balls?? Don’t they inspect those before they’re allowed to pitch? <i>(giggles
all around)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Different,
balls, Dr. Isles.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh! <i>(Jane
giggling still)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>This is
not CSI Boston, Jane. Okay, it’s a very
delicate process and it’s not always successful.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>It’d be
great if it were successful this time. <i>(exasperated look from Maura)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I can’t
concentrate. Did you apologize to Tommy?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No, not
yet. But I will. Let’s catch the bad guys first.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Why
don’t you go apologize to him and I’ll call you if I get any prints.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>IF?! N—the reason you have these gloves to work
with is because I gumshoed. The least you can do is get me some prints. <i>(Maura
stops, crosses her arms and leans against table) </i>Wha—what are you doing? Why are you stopping?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Waiting
for you to leave.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane:</b> You are
ridiculous. C’mon. <i>(look
from Maura) </i>Alright, fine, bye. <i>(Jane
leaves)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Go home.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>I don’t
have a home.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yes you
do. Maura said you can stay as long as
you need to. Ma wants you there. Maura wants you there. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>You
know what’s great about dogs?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Tell me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>They’re
in the same mood every day, and they think I’m a good guy.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>They’re
good judges of character, Tommy.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>They’d
like a serial killer if he had lamb on him.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’m
sorry Tommy. I’m really, really sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>It’s
okay. I would’ve thought I did it too. I gotta walk ‘em. I’m on the job.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You’re a
dog walker? That’s great! <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>Oh yea,
mom and dad would be so proud.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>You feed that dog chicken?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>It’s
organic.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>She
lickin her paws?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea
nonstop. The Vet says she
depressed. <i>(Korsak laughing) </i>What? It’s not funny. I paid 300 bucks and she’s still licking.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Because
a lot of little dogs like her are allergic to poultry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Jane gives Maura
stern look, Maura flinches)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(mocking tone) </i> Well she has been withdrawn and restless. Reluctant to go outside and urinate.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Excuse
me! I don’t treat mixed breeds or
4-legged creatures, or anything else that's--.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Alive? Yea I know. <i>(glare from Maura)</i><br />
<b>Angela: </b><i>(in background) </i>Would you two knock it
off?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Would
you like me to reimburse you for misdiagnosing your dog?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Yes,
that’d be great.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(in background) </i>Stop it!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Would
check be okay or would you feel safer with cash?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Cash,
cash is good.</div>
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<i>GIFs not mine >> I save awesome stuff after I reblog it. My Tumblr page has original links (JaMauraRizzles on the RizzIsles blog)</i>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5519683348357772169.post-6171851919143033282012-09-29T20:55:00.000-07:002012-09-29T20:55:03.108-07:00Quotable RizzIsles: Episode 2.04 -- "Brown Eyed Girl"<br />
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<u>Case</u>:<i> The 13
year old daughter of Jane’s former DCU Partner is kidnapped; another young girl
is found dead shortly after the kidnapping.<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(fussing with her outfit, stepping off
elevator) </i>The cleaning lady put this in the dryer. It’s vicuna wool. Who puts vicuna wool in a dryer?! It’s tight. Does it make me look fat?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yes. You look ginormous. I can’t believe how fat you look. What do you weigh? 115lbs?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>116.8.<b> <o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Wow, no
wonder.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Really? Because I’ve been craving carbohydrates
lately. Maybe it’s a hormonal imbalance.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maybe
you don’t have enough to do.<b><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It is a
little slow.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Let’s go
the gym.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Yoga.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Boxing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Zumba.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Beer.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Woman comes in
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<b>Jane: </b>When we
were undercover my life depended on Dan, and now his daughter’s life depends on
me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Jane,
I’m doing- I’m doing everything I can here.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sincerely) </i>I know you are.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(talking softly to 17 year old victim on her
table) </i>Help me find Mandy. What am I not seeing that I need to see? Sweet girl.
I’m so sorry this happened to you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Nicole: </b>You’ve
been so kind. You can go home.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I’m
not going anywhere. I’m part of a cop
family too.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(to picture of 1<sup>st</sup> victim after
huge break in case) </i>Thank you Sophie.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh
Mandy! It’s okay baby. Your Mommy and Daddy are going to be so happy
to see you. It’s okay. We’re gonna get you home, alright?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(emotional) </i>I am never getting married. Or having children.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You
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<b>Jane: </b>No.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well
that was a long day!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(smiling) </i>Because it started YESTERDAY.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Now can
we get a beer?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>GIFs not mine >> I save awesome stuff after I reblog. Original links on my Tumblr RizzIsles blog (JaMauraRizzles)</i>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5519683348357772169.post-39679017309733672642012-09-13T20:49:00.002-07:002012-09-14T06:25:32.919-07:00The JaM List<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: 11.0pt;">Best Friends Forever. That’s a powerful phrase which has a world of
significance and implication behind it. Your
best friend knows you better than you know yourself, always has your best
interest at heart, and can get you to smile in any situation. Whether it’s written down or ingrained in
your heart, you and your best friend have a list of inside jokes and shared
memories. Genuine best friends find
strength and energy in their friendship and in one another. JaneandMaura are one of the truest examples
of best friends that have ever been depicted in media.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 11.0pt;">They’ve faced some of
life’s most energizing highs and most soul-searing lows as a team. In fact, it’s that very friendship that made
Rizzoli and Isles a ratings runner from day 1!
(<i>More on that in another post
though</i>: </span><a href="http://rizzisles.blogspot.com/2012/07/reason-for-rizzisles-reign.html"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 11.0pt;"><b>The Reason for RizzIsles’ Reign</b></span></a><span style="font-size: 11.0pt;">.) This post is
a compilation of the moments that have truly defined JaM as best friends, as
pseudo-sisters, and as an unstoppable team of spirit and heart. This is their “list” of inside jokes and
shared memories that they’ve so openly shared with us!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #ff3399;">Some moments just melt your heart…</span> </b><span style="font-size: 11.0pt;">these are the times when, despite the emotions
threatening to suffocate you, strength rises to the surface because of your
best friend’s presence and words. That
can be because they immediately <b><span style="color: #ff3399;">jumped to your defense, or supported you in the exact way
in which you needed</span></b>. Other
times it comes in the form of a<b><span style="color: #ff3399;"> demonstration of their loyalty to you</span></b></span><span style="color: #ff3399; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;"> </span><span style="font-size: 11.0pt;">as they go along with something for your benefit. Although some moments are recalled with
sadness because of the hardship that created them, they are also remembered
with gratitude and love for the person who supported you through it, or for the
ability to have been that pillar of strength.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(To Maura as she answers the door in the middle of the
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I’ve never been so scared in all my life.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">What?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">You’d want to know if you had Marfan Syndrome, right?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Alright. Look. Come here. Take a few
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Apology or a bribe? <i>(Reads
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Yea, I wasn’t gonna go. But you wanted access to my
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clothes. C’mon. I have most of my money tied up in charitable
endowments, but not all.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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after college. There is a reason that you’re holding back now. It’s
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detective how to collect and preserve DNA. You’re going.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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tshirt to reveal matching PUKE shirt) </i>No no. We’re running
for a charity. Professionals for Underprivileged Kids of
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Yes, that is an unfortunate acronym.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Frankie: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">At least you’re not a hot dog. Or a mustard.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Stay out of this. Look I said that I would do this
because we said that we would do something together, but I am not running like
Lady PUKE Gaga. No.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">No, I’m trying not to. It’s just that my amygdala
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Could you at least just take off that baggy T? <i>(stern
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(sighing and uncomfortable) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Hypothetically, based on the crime scene, I will determine
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">You’re on! <i>(pulling shorts off to reveal running
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">The darkening of the nasal jugafold indicates fatigue and
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(staring at the corpse, uninterested tone) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Really?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(looking up at Jane) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">You. You have dark circles under your eyes.
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Yea. I dreamed I showed up to work in my underwear.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Yes I have this recurring dream that I have this bio
chemistry final and I haven’t studied. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(dryly) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Really. Stop. It’s terrifying. <i>(Maura
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getting patrol outside Jane’s apartment)</span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I’ll stay.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<b style="line-height: 13.5pt;"><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><i style="line-height: 13.5pt;"><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(amused) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 13.5pt;">What are you going to do? Hit him over the head with your
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Give me the that.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">No, no. It’s loaded.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">It’s loaded. No.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Magazine capacity 15. Trigger pull 2.5
kilograms. Line of sight, 153mm. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Have you ever shot one?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(hesitantly) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Um. <i>(huge forced grin) </i>No.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">No. No. <i>(laughing)</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">But I’m a fast learner. <i>(serious head tilt)</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Okay. <i>(unloads and disarms gun, hands it to
Maura) </i>It’s empty. Point it. Wrap your left hand
like this <i>(positioning Maura)</i>. Okay. Push and
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(loads and re-arms gun, hands it back to Maura) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Okay. It’s loaded. I’m only doing this because
I’m tired. <i>(Maura nods) </i>Point it that way.
Don’t shoot my neighbors because I’d hate to have to lock you up.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Do I look badass?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(answering morgue phone) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">This is Dr. Isles. What?? That’s not
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">What’s the matter?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(to Jane) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">They’re saying that there’s a problem with the DNA sample of our
John Doe. <i>(into the phone) </i>Yes I see it but it’s
not possible. I don’t cross-contaminate my samples. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura, c’mon. You’re not perfect. Send another
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Okay, I’ll call you back. <i>(hangs up
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura, everybody makes mistakes. It’s okay.
Just send it again.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">No, it’s not a mistake. <i>(pointing to
screen) </i>This is the victim’s DNA profile. This is my DNA
profile. See the autosomal markers? They’re the same in both
samples. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Yea, well the lab keeps all of our genetic profiles just
in case we contaminate a sample. So, obviously, it’s been
contaminated. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(getting flustered) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">No. There’s enough markers in the comparison of the
DNA to make a definitive conclusion. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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You must’ve done something screwy.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(sitting next to table, staring at body of her half
brother) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">We have the same
nasal and zygomatic facial structure. There are also similar patterns in
our super orbital forumin and the angle of our jawline. You see?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(sad, confused face) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I don’t know why I’m being so emotional about this now
that I know we’re related. I never knew him. I never
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(walks around to Maura) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura, if this is too much for you—<i> (rubs her arm). </i>Here. <i>(hands
her giant sketch book that belonged to her brother) </i>You should
have this.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">No, that’s evidence. You have to put that back.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I’ll make copies. …and I know where they are if I
need them. Keep it for now. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(warmly) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Really?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Yea. Here. <i>(sets book on empty table
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">He was toying with me from the start. While he was
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">C’mon. He came to say a final goodbye to Colin and
he knew that you wanted a DNA sample so he gave you some of his blood.
That’s a guy with balls!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">You’re defending a stone cold killer.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">No I’m-- yes I am. Uhh… and, I’m, gonna, stop,
now. Look. I think that whoever killed Colin knew that his murder
would draw Patrick out. <i>(watching Maura’s face) </i>If
it makes you feel better, these were all bad guys.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">He said Colin was too much like him. What about
me? Look what I do for a living. I’m around more death than he
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(grabbing Maura’s arm) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">But you’re not the one doing the killing. Maura,
listen to me. You are in danger. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">No I’m not.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">As long as Patrick Doyle is out there, yes. You are.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Whoever killed Colin will not hesitate to kill you if they
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">It’s a blocked ID. <i>(answering the
phone) </i>Whatever you want, I can get it. Maura?! Are
you okay?? No, um, can you get to my apartment? I’ll be right
there. <i>(hanging up) </i>She’s okay. She’s
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I get it, Maura, I do. But we’re talking about your
survival. Okay? He said he wanted to send a message. Those
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">That means even if we get Tommy O’Rourke, someone else
will be gunning for you. <i>(Maura thinking) </i>Doyle is
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<span style="font-size: 11.0pt;">It’s been said that </span><b><span style="color: #ff3399;">best friends
hold up a mirror and show you your heart…</span></b><span style="font-size: 11.0pt;"> that means they always see the true you and help you remember who you
are when you seem to have lost your way.
Sometimes that comes in the form of an <b><span style="color: #ff3399;">uncensored truth </span></b>or a <b><span style="color: #ff3399;">compliment</span></b>.
We rely on these moments more than we
may care to admit because they play such an integral role in getting our feet
back on the ground. </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tend_and_befriend#Gender_differences_in_tend_and_befriend"><span style="font-size: 11.0pt;">Studies have actually been conducted</span></a><span style="font-size: 11.0pt;"> to demonstrate how vital women are to each other’s
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I think I know why you’re making such a big deal out of
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understand or like your job, and he respects you.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Really. You think he’s this political animal but
it’s just that it comes out of him when he’s around you <i>(smirking) </i>because
he wants to impress you. It’s mating behavior. I think it’s sweet.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I think you’re insane. I’m off to solve a murder.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">He’s always liked the finer things in life.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Yea, he liked you.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Mmm. Flowers. Flowers have been shown to
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jorge? Yea he’s all yours. Maybe if I get fat
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Just think that if you allow him to see all sides of you,
he’ll stop calling. <i>(Look from Jane) </i>Ya know, I
just heard, what that sounded like and that is--. What I meant to say, was
that--, human beings have good and bad traits. <i>(Looks of
disbelief from Jane and Frost)</i> Ya know, and you have, you know,
some <i>(scrunched face)</i>characteristics that are a little, not as, uh,
um—WOW! Fudge clusters.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I’m sorry. I’m being a jerk.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">You okay? <i>(Brief upset glance from
Maura) </i>C’mon Maura. Talk to me. He’s a FREAK.
Okay, he gets to everybody.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maybe I am, a little bit like him.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(laughing) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> No, but I dissected a lot of frogs<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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and my father was a professor and my mother she, she came from a wealthy
family. I was an only child. <i>(Sitting, fidgety and
upset) </i>I just realized something when I was reading about
Hoyt. That it just never occurred to me before. <i>(vulnerable
and upset) </i>There was a lot of benign neglect. Not that they didn’t
love me. It’s just that I didn’t ask for much. I don’t think I
really knew how. <i>(Jane listening carefully and patiently) </i>And
the less that I would ask for, the less time that they had for me. They
were just very, very involved in their own lives. And into each other,
and, they sent me to boarding school when I was 10. I actually think I
sent away for the brochure myself. <i>(Jane smiling and laughing) </i>They
were delighted. I was really lost.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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matter what happened to you, you are NOTHING like that monster. K?
Yea you are a little antisocial maybe, a little goofy. That’s not the
same thing. Okay? <i>(Maura nodding, smiling with a tear
running down her face) </i>We’re a pair, aren’t we? <i>(quiet
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Well he’s wanted for a dozen or so not-so-gentle
murders. He’s a charismatic killer, ya know? It’s not like you
haven’t seen that animal before. He’s dangerous.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(contemplative) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I don’t believe that. I mean he risked his life to
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Come on. You’re the same ridiculously smart,
amazing, goofy person that you were before. Knowing that he is the source
of the sperm doesn’t change that.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Well don’t be so sure. Technically you did just say
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Even if we arrest Colin’s killer, that will just leave a
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">There’s no proof that Colin killed anyone and he’s not
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">So what? He’s, he’s the sperm donor’s spawn?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">There are empirical data from several sources provide
strong, converging lines of evidence <i>(Jane rubbing her temples) </i>that
indicate that there is some degree of genetic predisposition for crime!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(sweet, sympathetic smile) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Here, we’ll cure you of that. <i>(moves peanuts
closer to Maura so she can throw them at Frankie too) </i>Aim at the
head. Face.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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moments to share are the ones that leave you with your </span><b><span style="color: #ff3399;">mouth gaped
open from shock or tears streaming down your face from laughing…</span></b><span style="font-size: 11.0pt;"> both likely because your best friend made a sarcastic,
bantery comment or was just being her hilarious self! …even if it’s something you won’t find funny until
tomorrow. ;)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Oh my God. You’re flirting over a dead body.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Moccasins? A teepee?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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clothes to bed. And you just admitted that you’re bossy.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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and profile on a gay dating website and I’M bossy. Right.
Okay. …after I said no, by the way. <i>(Maura hums
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Well just think. Because of you, by this time
tomorrow I can be on a date with a killer. <i>(Maura turns her head
to glare; Jane opens one eye and smirks) </i>Yaaay.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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average woman. If I wanted someone to walk the dog with me and talk about
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shoes. Research has proven that the barefoot strike pattern is much less
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Yea!! Nice! Very nice Pop! <i>(to
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out and smiling)</span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(through gritted teeth) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura. You’re staring at Chuck’s biceps.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura:</span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> I am. Females are wired to be attracted to
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">What? I’m just appreciating his sternoclydo
mastoid. <i>(to Chuck, sweetly and matter-of-factly) </i>Excuse
me. You have beautifully developed musculator. <i>(Jane looks
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(stopping) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Are we in the same conversation?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 11.0pt;">Part of the best friend
job description is to </span><b><span style="color: #ff3399;">challenge you and force you to be the best version of
yourself…</span></b><span style="font-size: 11.0pt;"> that means they are
unwilling to let you settle, encourage you to do things you are fearful of, and
influence you to step outside your comfort zone and grow a little. AND sometimes it means they push your buttons
because they know how and they know they’ll be forgiven... once they
acknowledge why they were challenging you.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">What?!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Hold your questions. These dark particles?
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Okay let me guess… he was smothered with a burning down
pillow while he drank candle wax.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura, I know it makes you break out into hives if you
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">The medical evidence is consistent with what I would
expect to find if the victim went through an exorcism.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">A grand boo boo.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I said I know.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Oh you knew what that robe was called?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">A boo boo?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">What’s that?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Want some?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Is that okay?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Yea.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">What is that white substance?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Fluff.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Like downy particles of cotton?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> It’s marshmallow. <i>(confused face from
Maura) </i>…and the brown substance is called peanut butter.
It’s ground up, heavy, oily particles of peanuts. What they didn’t have
that in your fancy boarding school?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<a href="http://rizzisles.blogspot.com/2012/07/quotable-rizzisles-episode-105-money.html"><b><span style="color: blue; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">1.05</span></b></a><b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">:<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Why are you doing the autopsy on a Sunday? They
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Kundalini is sacred energy work. Pitalau is a savory
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Oh I’m sorry I’m not as educated as you and your deluxe
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Hey. <i>(holds up bag of chocolate) </i>It’s
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Are you making fun of me?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">You looked really at home in that world. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">It’s where I’m from. It’s not where I chose to stay.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Look, I want my life to have meaning and purpose.
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(defeatedly) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Sounds good, Maura. I don’t know what to believe
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Okay. Well can we at least drink it YOUR way?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Okay, here we go. Cheers.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(drinking her beer) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Hmm <i>(gesturing for Maura to just drink it)</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Forget it.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">No, no. I don’t need to go.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I need to go to the ladies room. Excuse me.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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into her) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I thought you
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">That was a rouse! Well? Do you like him?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(glances back around the wall to look at
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(sultry smiling) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Yea. I think you should take him home.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">What?! You said he was sexy.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Just because I like the way he looks in yoga class doesn’t
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Right. But did you know that sex releases
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(contemplating) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">No. Not tonight. And, and I didn’t shave my
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Grant. He was a Detective. He was sexy and he was a perfect match
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(to Race Official) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I’ll need a Coroner’s Van. I need to get this body
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura. You’re gonna have to do this here in the
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura, we just sat in the ambulance and didn’t move.
So you’re gonna spend the next 6 hours crawling back to the lab while our
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I come--. Jane--. Sure, Jane. <i>(jokingly) </i>Just
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane, I’m just guessing. Okay? I would need to
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(yelling) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">You don’t have time to confirm it! Your guess is better
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(reading) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">…aggressively manage with needle decompression to chest.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(yelling, freaked out) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I’ve never done it!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(running back over to Maura, yelling/pleading) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura! Please! Get a needle. Do
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<span style="font-size: 11.0pt;">Amongst all of the
energizing, empowering moments best friends get to share, perhaps the most
rejuvenating ones are when </span><b><span style="color: #ff3399;">all the walls come down and you can just be your true
selves…</span></b><span style="font-size: 11.0pt;"> it’s a genuine safe zone free
from judgment (um, at least of each other LOL!) and full of support and
unconditional love. That safe zone means
you can have ridiculous conversations, share deep truths, expose your heart and
tease each other mercilessly.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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cartilage. It’s not disfiguring.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Can you pop this out for me?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Can’t you do something safe like yoga. Might hurt a
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Okay. <i>(Maura pops her nose back) </i> OW!
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Did you ever like the same guy as your best friend?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Did you ever have a best friend?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">No.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">You’d tell me if you were a cyborg, right?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(thinking) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">No, I don’t think I would.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Couldn’t we just show him our tits and let him decide?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Really? You’re sorry? Because I treated a
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Well that’s unfortunate. But there is a fine line
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Yea. A fine, thin, blue line.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Yes. Like a linebacker. Very professional.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(Laughs)</span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> Wow. You’re very brave.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I thought you might need some help cleaning up.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Yea. Alright, um… let me get you some work clothes.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">You are deceptively complex. I do not understand
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Well you would if I was a dead body.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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specialist. World renowned. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Come on! You gotta stop that. You gotta stop
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Okay. I date two kinds of guys. One that hates
that I’m a cop, and one that wants me to use the handcuffs. Watch
this. <i>(holds up cuffs as guy approaches) </i>3-2-1…bye
bye. <i>(looks at his smirking friend) </i>“I like
handcuffs”. Alright, enough of this.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">What’s that?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Field Hockey. I was an Attacker.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">You take it for granted that you know all that.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(RizzIsles
laughing)</span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Ohh. Dr. Maura Isles. Knuckle deep in germy
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Oh. I had representative samples tested.
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The beautiful equation that connects three constants of
mathematics? <i>(genuinely) </i>Have you?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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am in awe of the<i>(running her hands across her collar) </i>hand-knit
channel stitching of this sweater. I am in awe of the artisan who molded,
and shaped this shoe <i>(holding it in her hand)</i>. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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rostral anterior sinulate cortex activates. <i>(Jane’s confused,
look of disbelief, Maura notices everyone’s disinterest and strange stares,
Maura seems uncomfortable) </i>A lot of people find neurobiology
fascinating. <i>(Putting food in her mouth)</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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mother. <i>(sighing) </i>It’s so odd. You know, I
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sibling. …more than what it’d be like to meet my biological
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that’s not even right.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">It was his 3<sup>rd</sup> strike for driving under
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Your poor parents.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(ranting) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">And you know they keep saying “if the priest that he hit has
forgiven him, why can’t we?”. This isn’t about forgiveness. You
know, Tommy is, is, really troubled. And the more they deny it, the more
he screws up.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I just think that we need to face reality. Tommy
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">But you helped him before.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(panicking) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">No no, the problem isn’t his heart right now, Jane.
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(begging) </span></i><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Please don’t let him die, Maura. Please. <i>(more
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What can you do, right now, that will help him?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I don’t know! I don’t know what more I can do with
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">He’s going to die. Right here on this table if you
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Maura: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Okay. Okay. <i>(eyes closed trying to
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<b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Jane: </span></b><span style="color: #75007d; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">You’re the only one that can save him.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 11.0pt;">Paula Abdul sang about it,
and JaneandMaura prove it: <i>“We come
together cause opposites attract”</i>!
Now, wipe the tears of laughter and love off your face, pour a HUGE
glass of wine and call your best friend… and add this moment of true gratitude
for one another to your “list”! Then check out other classic moments from Season 1 that epitomize <span style="color: blue;"><a href="http://rizzisles.blogspot.com/2012/08/classic-jane-moments-season-1.html" target="_blank"><b><span style="color: blue;">Jane</span></b></a> </span>and <b><a href="http://rizzisles.blogspot.com/2012/08/classic-maura-moments-season-1.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0b5394;">Maura</span></a></b> as individuals too.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Check back for S2 and 3!<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div>
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look beside you and I’ll be there…”<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 11.0pt;">“I’ve heard
it said, that people come into our lives for a reason, bringing something we
must learn, and we are lead to those who help us most to grow, if we let them,
and we help them in return. …but I know I’m who I am today because I knew you.
So much of me is made of what I learned from you. You’ll be with me like a
handprint on my heart ...because I knew you, I have been changed for good…”<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 11.0pt;">“That was the
thing about best friends. Like sisters
and mothers, they could piss you off, make you cry and break your heart, but in
the end, when the chips were down, they were there, making you laugh even in
your darkest hours.”<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<span style="font-size: 15px;"><b><i>GIFs not mine >> I save awesome stuff after I reblog it </i>:)</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Honest. Genuine. Intelligent. Warm. Caring. Focused. Gorgeous. Innocent. Funny. Literal. Google-minded. Cultured. Pulled together. Accessorized. Trusting. Independent. Passionate. Logical. Emotional. Driven. Sensitive. Strong. Appreciative. Intrigued. Inquisitive. Curious. Educated. Well-mannered. Vulnerable. Protective. Pensive. Confident. Oblivious. Feminine. Sensual. Open-minded. Respected. Esteemed. Precise. Searching. Hopeful. Unique. Analytical.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Jane's pseudo-sister. Constance's daughter. Paddy's daughter. Hope's daughter. Cailin's sister. Angela's other daughter.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">There are a million ways you can describe and define the enigmatic Maura Dorothea Isles. Perhaps the best way to get to know her is through her actions, her words and her past...</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Classic Maura Moments!</b> <u>Loyal Best Friend, and genuinely warm and caring</u></span><br />
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<b>Jane: </b>Can you pop this out for me?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Can’t you do something safe like yoga. Might hurt a little.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay. <i>(Maura pops her nose back) </i> OW! A little?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Put some ice on it for the next 24 hours so you don’t look like Mike Tyson.</div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It’s okay. <i>(Reaches for Jane’s arm)</i> It’s just Bass. Really. It’s okay.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’ve never been so scared in all my life.</div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I thought you might need some help cleaning up.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea. Alright, um… let me get you some work clothes.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>These are my work clothes. <i>(Laughs at Jane’s look of contempt) </i> What? <i>(shoulder shimmy) </i>You don’t like? </div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Do you want to know what I’m thinking?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>It’s so weird. I do.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I think I know why you’re making such a big deal out of the fact that Grant’s your new boss.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I don’t want to know what you’re thinking.</div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No! Are you kidding? Really, you don’t know?? You’re gorgeous, my friend.</div>
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<b>Jane: </b>If she loves me so much why did she hand me off to that creep?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura</b>: I don’t believe you think he’s a creep.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well I do <i>(smirking). </i> I’ve known him since he was 5. You know he used to lisp?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(laughing) </i> So?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>SO! You get rid of guys if they have receding gums!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>That’s true.</div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You’re always complaining that the guys you date don’t understand or like your job, and he respects you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Stop.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Really. You think he’s this political animal but it’s just that it comes out of him when he’s around you <i>(smirking) </i>because he wants to impress you. It’s mating behavior. I think it’s sweet.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I think you’re insane. I’m off to solve a murder.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>On. I can’t wait til we solve this one.</div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Thank you. It’s in there.</div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I was at BCU. The Sorority girls were dressed in FOIL.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>ABC Party. Such a Ro Zata Data thing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You take it for granted that you know all that.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I didn’t know Attacker was a position.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Such a gaping hole in your education.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I try not to have regrets. But, I don’t know, when I was on that campus, I felt like I missed out.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I peeked in the library. All the things I could have known if I’d gone to college. <i>(approving smile/nod from Maura) </i>Something about being there, was inspiring, ya know?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You know more about human beings than anyone I know.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Bad human beings.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No… but I will. I owe ‘em that.</div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(holding out bottle of juice Angela is selling) </i>Will you run some tests on this, please?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>“Is Jane’s mother poisoning the neighborhood?”<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Rizzoli.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura, I’m sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No, it’s okay, listen. I don’t have a lot of time. Adam had a mistress. Vanessa DeWald.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Because I have your back.</div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I brought you a present. <i>(hands Jane invitation in an envelope)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Apology or a bribe? <i>(Reads invitation) </i>Maura this is tonight.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Yea, I wasn’t gonna go. But you wanted access to my deluxe friends, Sumner and Jocelyn. I want you to be my guest.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Probably. But haven’t I embarrassed you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No…. more than half a dozen times.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Cocktail dress required? Can’t I just go like this?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>If you’re going to embarrass me, at least do it in the proper clothes. C’mon. I have most of my money tied up in charitable endowments, but not all.</div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(glances over at Jane) </i> I need to use the ladies room. Jane, want to join me?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No, no. I don’t need to go.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(whispers while walking passed) </i>I think you do.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(Maura turns the corner and stops; Jane almost walks right into her) </i>I thought you needed to go to the restroom.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Yea well you butted heads with him until he moved to Washington. <i>(shrugging)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>So you hooked me up with Nurse Jorge?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(smirking) </i>Well, I- <i>(laughing)</i> Yes.<i><o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(sternly) </i>Sssh! Jane’s finally sleeping! <i>(Frost and Korsak fight) </i>Lower your voices! Ssh! SHUT UP! Her life. Is in danger. Again. From a deranged serial killer sociopath who is calling the shots from inside a prison and the two of you <i>(outraged)</i>are comparing the size of your penises?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You okay?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It’s distracting to work in a wrinkled dress.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>So go home and change.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No, no. I’m not leaving you. But I have some bad news.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You know when, people lock their keys in their car, sprain their ankle, usually indicates something significant is bothering them.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Cop was murdered.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Yea, but that’s not why you’re salting your coffee.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(hesitates, catches her breath) </i>It’s my brother, Tommy. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well, Frankie and I became cops, and Tommy went to prison for hitting a priest in a crosswalk.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>It was his 3<sup>rd</sup> strike for driving under the influence.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(ranting) </i>And you know they keep saying “if the priest that he hit has forgiven him, why can’t we?”. This isn’t about forgiveness. You know, Tommy is, is, really troubled. And the more they deny it, the more he screws up.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I just think that we need to face reality. Tommy needs help. This isn’t like he broke his leg and it’ll heal. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(nodding) </i>I’m really sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(calmer) </i>Thank you. Don’t worry about it. We got too much to do today to worry about Tommy. <i>(walking away)</i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Jane!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>If you want to talk about your brother, or just avoid the subject, I’m here.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>A reddish brown stain.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>In other words, blood.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Crime lab confirmed the presence of candlewax. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh, I’d like to come with you. Pay my respects. Maybe help you look for the bad guy. They like to see the results of their work. I know because I took two years of Forensic Psychiatry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>What are we arguing about here? History? Or are you just mad at me for who my friends are?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Race Guy: </b>I got those both right here.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>A grand boo boo.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Witches. My family went to Salem when I was little. I had to sleep with a nightlight.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(mumbles in agreement while gulping the champagne)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Jorge say anything about me?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No. Jaunty Lube Jorge.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No no no, that’s not me. No. It was Jo. She runs in her sleep.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh hi! Sorry I’m late. I’m still getting used to these.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(looking at Jane’s sneakers) </i>You didn’t tell me we were running as mallard ducks.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well early humans ran very comfortably without shoes. Research has proven that the barefoot strike pattern is much less stressful.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Next reddish brown stain. You call blood. Before the labs come in.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No I want you to state the obvious.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>That. That word thing you do.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(through gritted teeth) </i>Maura. You’re staring at Chuck’s biceps.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>What? I’m just appreciating his sternoclydo mastoid. <i>(to Chuck, sweetly and matter-of-factly) </i>Excuse me. You have beautifully developed musculator. <i>(Jane looks away) </i>What am I embarrassing you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sarcastically) </i>Oh no. Not at all. Why don’t you tell him he’s got a nice ass too?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Classic Maura Moments!</b> <u>Vulnerable, emotional and trusting</u></span><br />
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<b>Jane: </b>Couldn’t we just show him our tits and let him decide?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura:</b> You should talk to your Mom.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>She’s so mad at me because I won’t come home and sleep in my pink canopy bed.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I wanted a horse. Please don’t tell me you always wanted to dissect dead people.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You’d want to know if you had Marfan Syndrome, right?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You did it again?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(squeaking)</i> Yea huh.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>At recess he used to yell out “Roly Poly Rizzoli eats cannoli”.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No. I was athletic. Maybe I was a little chunky. Why? What’d they call you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Ohh. Dr. Maura Isles. Knuckle deep in germy bar snacks. I’m shocked.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh. I had representative samples tested. Bacteria count fell within acceptable limits. Want one?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>So what was it like working on a live victim?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Terrifying. …and exhilarating.</div>
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<b>Maura: </b>What are you going to tell Danielle’s father.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>All he needs to know is that his daughter loved him very much.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Aww. Jane.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>That’s Adam Fairfield. I was involved with his brother, Garret.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Of THE Fairfields? <i>(Maura nods) </i>Was it serious?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>My take is that you’re the Chief Medical Examiner and it’s not your first floater.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It is my, uh, my 43<sup>rd</sup>. Yes, my 43<sup>rd</sup>.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>I’ve been a cop a long time. I know when people aren’t tellin’ me the whole story.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>There’s not much to tell. <i>(Jane’s skeptical look; Maura readies herself) </i>I loved that guy. You know when you’re so in love you feel like you took some kind of a substance?
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(noticing Jane’s attire, hurt little voice) </i>Where’s your matching outfit? <i>(Jane lifts tshirt to reveal matching PUKE shirt) </i>No no. We’re running for a charity. Professionals for Underprivileged Kids of Excellence. <i>(excited) </i>We’re a team!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Team PUKE?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Yes, that is an unfortunate acronym.</div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’m sorry. I’m being a jerk.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(to Dean) </i>Hey, will you go see if Frost and Korsak have got anything yet?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You okay? <i>(Brief upset glance from Maura) </i>C’mon Maura. Talk to me. He’s a FREAK. Okay, he gets to everybody.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Maybe I am, a little bit like him.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(seriously) </i>You are NOTHING LIKE HIM.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I don’t know Jane, I was a weird kid. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(angrily) </i>Were you killing small animals?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(laughing) </i> No, but I dissected a lot of frogs<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(continuing on, seriously) </i>I spent a lot of time alone. You know I was adopted and my father was a professor and my mother she, she came from a wealthy family. I was an only child. <i>(Sitting, fidgety and upset) </i>I just realized something when I was reading about Hoyt. That it just never occurred to me before. <i>(vulnerable and upset) </i>There was a lot of benign neglect. Not that they didn’t love me. It’s just that I didn’t ask for much. I don’t think I really knew how. <i>(Jane listening carefully and patiently) </i>And the less that I would ask for, the less time that they had for me. They were just very, very involved in their own lives. And into each other, and, they sent me to boarding school when I was 10. I actually think I sent away for the brochure myself. <i>(Jane smiling and laughing) </i>They were delighted. I was really lost.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>C’mere. <i>(Taking Maura’s hands) </i>No matter what happened to you, you are NOTHING like that monster. K? Yea you are a little antisocial maybe, a little goofy. That’s not the same thing. Okay? <i>(Maura nodding, smiling with a tear running down her face) </i>We’re a pair, aren’t we? <i>(quiet laughing)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No, it’s not a mistake. <i>(pointing to screen) </i>This is the victim’s DNA profile. This is my DNA profile. See the autosomal markers? They’re the same in both samples. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea, well the lab keeps all of our genetic profiles just in case we contaminate a sample. So, obviously, it’s been contaminated. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(merges the samples on the screen) </i>Just look. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(patiently) </i>They match. And how did that happen? Maura. You must’ve done something screwy.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura, what are you telling me? The guy on the table here is somehow related to you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>And a brilliant artist. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Nothing. My parents told me that my adoption was private with their lawyer. All they knew was my birthdate. Maybe that’s not even right.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No. No. I didn’t even tell them when I tried to find my biological mother and father before I started college.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>All the files were useless or sealed by a court order. <i>(sadly) </i>I may have wanted to know them, but they didn’t want to know me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(sad, confused face) </i>I don’t know why I’m being so emotional about this now that I know we’re related. I never knew him. I never will. <i>(staring and sighing)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(walks around to Maura) </i>Maura, if this is too much for you—<i> (rubs her arm). </i>Here. <i>(hands her giant sketch book that belonged to her brother) </i>You should have this.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No, that’s evidence. You have to put that back.<b><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’ll make copies. …and I know where they are if I need them. Keep it for now. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(pointing to pictures on the table) </i>Stabbed. Shot. Shot. Shot. <i>(pacing, turning her ring around her finger)</i> Oh my God. Did you see what I did? He does that. He introduced himself as Mr. Selsi. It’s Isles- my adoptive name – spelled backward. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>C’mon. He came to say a final goodbye to Colin and he knew that you wanted a DNA sample so he gave you some of his blood. That’s a guy with balls!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No I’m-- yes I am. Uhh… and, I’m, gonna, stop, now. Look. I think that whoever killed Colin knew that his murder would draw Patrick out. <i>(watching Maura’s face) </i>If it makes you feel better, these were all bad guys.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Paddy: </b>I’m sorry. But I couldn’t go back to see you again and there was no other way of bringing you to me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(yelling) </i>What about a phone?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Paddy: </b><i>(reaching for her hands) </i>Let me take that off.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(recoiling) </i>No. Don’t touch me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Paddy: </b><i>(nods for his guy to leave them) </i>I assume you already know you’re in danger.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Paddy: </b>She is. But it’s in both of our interests to leave it at that. You need to listen, we don’t have much time.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>NO! YOU NEED TO LISTEN! YOU DON’T GET TO TERRORIZE ME!! <i>(climbs out of van, takes a few steps away) </i>AND KIDNAP ME, AND INTERROGATE ME! I WANT TO KNOW WHO MY MOTHER IS.</div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Take these off, please. <i>(Paddy removes wire tie from her wrist and takes a few steps away; Maura looks down to see the item in her hand, stunned) </i>This is the 5<sup>th</sup>grade. My high school graduation. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Paddy: </b>I was at your college and medical school graduations too.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Why?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Paddy: </b>You’re my daughter. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(pausing, head down) </i>I have a father. So I can’t be your daughter. <i>(emotions rising) </i>How can you do the things you do? Just murder people on command.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Paddy: </b>I never hurt anyone who didn’t deserve to be hurt. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well he’s wanted for a dozen or so not-so-gentle murders. He’s a charismatic killer, ya know? It’s not like you haven’t seen that animal before. He’s dangerous.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(contemplative) </i>I don’t believe that. I mean he risked his life to say goodbye to Colin.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(smirking) </i>Don’t tell me you’re finally let emotion run that big brain.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(half smile, head in hand) </i>I don’t know who I am anymore. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Come on. You’re the same ridiculously smart, amazing, goofy person that you were before. Knowing that he is the source of the sperm doesn’t change that.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well don’t be so sure. Technically you did just say that my father is a killer.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I get it, Maura, I do. But we’re talking about your survival. Okay? He said he wanted to send a message. Those were his words? <i> (Maura nods) </i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>That means even if we get Tommy O’Rourke, someone else will be gunning for you. <i>(Maura thinking) </i>Doyle is the only one who can stop them all.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I know the consequences if I don’t do this, Jane. I do. I’ve thought about it. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(grabs phone from Jane) </i>Why is it any different? This is not who I am. It’s not who you are. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(thinking) </i>Give it to me and I’ll take it to the Crime Lab. Maybe they can track something. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea!! Nice! Very nice Pop! <i>(to Maura) </i>And you. You’re a genius!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(excited) </i>Yes. I am.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(laughing) </i>And a humble one too!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>What? It only takes 150 IQ points to be a genius.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What? So you’re a dumb genius? <i>(Maura pinches Jane) </i>Hey!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b><i>(strange, boy ninja noises, Frankie Sr. pulls him away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Still sorry you didn’t grow up with a sibling?! <i>(throwing peanuts at Frankie)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(laughing)<b> </b></i>Yea. I am.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sweet, sympathetic smile) </i>Here, we’ll cure you of that. <i>(moves peanuts closer to Maura so she can throw them at Frankie too) </i>Aim at the head. Face.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Classic Maura Moments!</b> <u>Brilliantly oblivious and, oftentimes unintentionally, funny</u></span><u><br /></u>
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<b>Jane: </b>You told Agent Dean where we were, didn’t you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Really? You’re sorry? Because I treated a Senior Federal Agent like a perp. I tackled him, Maura. In a creek.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well that’s unfortunate. But there is a fine line between courage and stupidity.</div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What? You have a turtle.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Whatever.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>These are my work clothes. <i>(Laughs at Jane’s look of contempt) </i> What? <i>(shoulder shimmy) </i>You don’t like?
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh my God. You’re flirting over a dead body.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Mm hm. He called to thank me. He’s going to a specialist. World renowned. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Are you going to see him again?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I don’t date patients.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(Laughing)</i> You don’t want to go out with him because he has some weird disease?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Come on! You gotta stop that. You gotta stop diagnosing people.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Juice. We say a guy’s got juice.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Want some?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I can do a brain scan tomorrow.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(proudly) <b> </b></i>Ballet. And fencing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Field Hockey. I was an Attacker.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>What’s it made out of?! Spun platinum?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>For what?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It’s where I’m from. It’s not where I chose to stay.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>The same as you. I’m catching bad guys.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I need the job. You don’t.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(defeatedly) </i>Sounds good, Maura. I don’t know what to believe anymore. I’m not even sure whose side you’re on. <i>(Walks out)</i></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>…she’s a helluva bowler. She hit a Turkey!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(saddened) </i>Why would she do that?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well wishes can come true. Frost and Korsak wanted to fill out your dating profile. I typed.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You what?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>If it wasn’t for me, you’d be butch.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sitting up, in disbelief) </i>You put my photo and profile on a gay dating website?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It’s your best shot at getting DNA and breaking this case. <i>(walking back with her laptop)</i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(trying to wake up and glare) </i>That’s not how you say it. It’s hook UP with you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(annoyed/dejected) </i>Okay. That’s fine. You don’t want my help. It’s like trying to dress a squirmy 6 year old anyway. …everything is too short, too itchy, <i>(mock whiny voice) </i>I can’t walk in that.
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<b>Jane: </b>That’s enough Jog Whisperer. <i>(runs ahead)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura we stop this race we send the message to thousands of people that we give in to fear. We don’t give in to fear. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(softer) </i>Okay, I understand. If we do then we just end up dying a little bit every day. Which, metabolically speaking, we do anyway--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(staring at the corpse, uninterested tone) </i>Really?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(looking up at Jane) </i>You. You have dark circles under your eyes. Are you not sleeping again?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea. I dreamed I showed up to work in my underwear.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(whispering) </i>That guy keeps smiling at you. He just broke up with his girlfriend.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Double date tomorrow?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(contemplating) </i>No. Not tonight. And, and I didn’t shave my legs.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Maura-ese!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Maura's most important people are lucky to have someone who cares so deeply, supports unconditionally and always has a warm smile to offer. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">For more on Maura, read about the <a href="http://rizzisles.blogspot.com/2012/07/reason-for-rizzisles-reign.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;"><b>power of her friendship</b></span></a> with <span style="color: blue;"><b><a href="http://rizzisles.blogspot.com/2012/08/classic-jane-moments-season-1.html" target="_blank">Jane</a></b></span>, and some of their <b><span style="color: blue;"><a href="http://rizzisles.blogspot.com/2012/08/the-jam-list.html" target="_blank">inside jokes and shared moments</a></span></b>. </span><i>Moments from Seasons 2 & 3 on their way!</i><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Looking for quotes from specific episodes? Find the episode you're looking for on my <a href="http://rizzisles.blogspot.com/p/rizzisles-posts-by-topic.html" target="_blank"><b><span style="color: blue;">home page</span></b></a>.
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<span style="font-size: large;">Sarcastic. Strong. Funny. Passionate. Driven. Independent. Caring. Beautiful. Smart. Quick witted. Loyal. Family-oriented. Protective. Territorial. Logical. Emotional. Tough. Sensitive. Impatient. Antsy. Badass. Courageous. Confident. Insecure. Brave. Defensive. Kind. Vocal. Honest. Vulnerable. Direct. Tomboy. Jaded. Realistic. Respected. Dry. Trusted. Complex.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">There are a million ways you can describe and define the enigmatic Jane Clementine Rizzoli. Perhaps the best way to get to know her is through her actions, her words and her past...</span><br />
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura, I’m sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You ok?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(shakes her head) </i>Should’ve seen it.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You did. There’s a reason you didn’t commit to him after college. There is a reason that you’re holding back now. It’s called gut instinct.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(getting choked up) </i>There were clues and I c--, I couldn’t put them together.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You did it. You did it subconsciously.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>The oysters. That’s how I missed it. The oysters. And it was right in front of me! The whole time!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay. C’mon. I’ll take it from here. <i>(walks around to comfort Maura)</i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(brings champagne to the table at the Dirty Robber) </i>Okay. Here, we go.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Good. It’s beer. I thought we would celebrate the simple things I life.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I don’t really drink beer.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>That cause you never had, MY beer.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Okay. Well can we at least drink it YOUR way?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yes. We can. Let’s get this right.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(drinks beer; surprised smile) </i> That’s delicious!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Right?? Wait til you try a Spuckie!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’m sorry. I’m being a jerk.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(to Dean) </i>Hey, will you go see if Frost and Korsak have got anything yet?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Dean: </b>Sure.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You okay? <i>(Brief upset glance from Maura) </i>C’mon Maura. Talk to me. He’s a FREAK. Okay, he gets to everybody.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(holding emotions at bay) </i>I did a lot of research into, into his background. His childhood. Maybe he’s not wrong.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What are you talking about?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Maybe I am, a little bit like him.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>C’mere. <i>(Taking Maura’s hands) </i>No matter what happened to you, you are NOTHING like that monster. K? Yea you are a little antisocial maybe, a little goofy. That’s not the same thing. Okay? <i>(Maura nodding, smiling with a tear running down her face) </i>We’re a pair, aren’t we? <i>(quiet laughing)</i>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(answering morgue phone) </i>This is Dr. Isles. What?? That’s not possible. I’m looking at it right now. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(to Jane) </i>They’re saying that there’s a problem with the DNA sample of our John Doe. <i>(into the phone) </i>Yes I see it but it’s not possible. I don’t cross-contaminate my samples. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura, c’mon. You’re not perfect. Send another sample.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Okay, I’ll call you back. <i>(hangs up phone) </i>It’s not possible. <i>(goes to computer) </i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’m so sorry, Maura.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m fidgeting. I’m fidgeting. I never fidget.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(laughing) </i>Welcome to the human race.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(laughing, then serious) </i>I always wondered what it’d be like to have a sibling. …more than what it’d be like to meet my biological parents. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>That seems normal. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I don’t know anything about him. I don’t know his name… all I know is that he was a theif.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>And a brilliant artist. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>That’s not enough. How did he end up on my table? Why did he do what he did? What if I never know?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What do you know about your biological parents?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Nothing. My parents told me that my adoption was private with their lawyer. All they knew was my birthdate. Maybe that’s not even right.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You gonna tell them about this?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No. No. I didn’t even tell them when I tried to find my biological mother and father before I started college.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>All the files were useless or sealed by a court order. <i>(sadly) </i>I may have wanted to know them, but they didn’t want to know me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(walks around to Maura) </i>Maura, if this is too much for you—<i> (rubs her arm). </i>Here. <i>(hands her giant sketch book that belonged to her brother) </i>You should have this.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No, that’s evidence. You have to put that back.<b><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’ll make copies. …and I know where they are if I need them. Keep it for now. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(warmly) </i>Really?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea. Here. <i>(sets book on empty table to look through)</i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>It’s a blocked ID. <i>(answering the phone) </i>Whatever you want, I can get it. Maura?! Are you okay?? No, um, can you get to my apartment? I’ll be right there. <i>(hanging up) </i>She’s okay. She’s okay. <i>(running out)</i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(smirking) </i>Don’t tell me you’re finally let emotion run that big brain.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(half smile, head in hand) </i>I don’t know who I am anymore. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(eyeing Jane) </i>Who tipped him off?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Not me. You said not to. I think the message is pretty clear though.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Don’t mess with my family.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea!! Nice! Very nice Pop! <i>(to Maura) </i>And you. You’re a genius!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(excited) </i>Yes. I am.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(laughing) </i>And a humble one too!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>What? It only takes 150 IQ points to be a genius.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What? So you’re a dumb genius? <i>(Maura pinches Jane) </i>Hey!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b><i>(strange, boy ninja noises, Frankie Sr. pulls him away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Still sorry you didn’t grow up with a sibling?! <i>(throwing peanuts at Frankie)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(laughing)<b> </b></i>Yea. I am.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sweet, sympathetic smile) </i>Here, we’ll cure you of that. <i>(moves peanuts closer to Maura so she can throw them at Frankie too) </i>Aim at the head. Face.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Frankie, this is going to hurt, ok? I have to drain the blood from your lungs so you can breathe.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Okay. I need you to hold him down for me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay. <i>(Frankie yells out in pain) </i>It’s okay, buddy. It’s alright.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Without telling me?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>He said Colin was too much like him. What about me? Look what I do for a living. I’m around more death than he is. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>My brother turned out just like him.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>And all he did was, what, steal identities and life savings? Killing people in other ways.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>There are empirical data from several sources provide strong, converging lines of evidence <i>(Jane rubbing her temples) </i>that indicate that there is some degree of genetic predisposition for crime!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(looking around) </i>Yes, I believe that is the popular term for it. But did you know that a 28,000 year old stone phallus was recently found in a German cave? The Ice Age men were using it for napping flints.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Chocolate Happiness Undergoing More Pleasantness Study. Yea, it actually concluded that chocolate makes us happier.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Not this one. Listen. She likes to hike, has season tickets to the Celtics.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What?? What you think of as a great guy is an average woman. If I wanted someone to walk the dog with me and talk about my feelings, I’d be gay.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I used to sit at the Musei de Orsi for hours and just stare at it. <i>(lighting up) </i>D’ya know what I mean? <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well, I haven’t built up my foot muscles to the point where I can run barefoot.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well early humans ran very comfortably without shoes. Research has proven that the barefoot strike pattern is much less stressful.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>I’m sorry, Jane.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane:</b> Oh don’t be sorry. Frankie’s got a girlfriend.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Exorcisms are very powerful.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You’re not a true member until you have a nickname.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No. I said I was <i>about </i>to serve a warrant. I didn’t say when.
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<b>Jane: </b>Haven’t you ever lied to a guy and told him he was good when he wasn’t?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Mauuura. She died from a gunshot wound to the chest. Since when is the chest bone connected to the ankle bone?</div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(moving hair to side, head tilted) </i>Could you swab my neck for DNA?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Kid: </b>It’s my responsibility to alert the authorities.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I come--. Jane--. Sure, Jane. <i>(jokingly) </i>Just give me a leatherman’s and some duct tape and I’m ready to go.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Race Guy: </b>I got those both right here.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Race Guy: </b>Okay. If this thing blows up, bomb’s in your hands.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Wow. Picking a fight. With the Governor. You’re fearless.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura we stop this race we send the message to thousands of people that we give in to fear. We don’t give in to fear. </div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Classic Jane Moments!</b> <u>Vulnerable, emotional and trusting</u></span><br />
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<b>Jane: </b>Did you ever have a best friend?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay. I date two kinds of guys. One that hates that I’m a cop, and one that wants me to use the handcuffs. Watch this. <i>(holds up cuffs as guy approaches) </i>3-2-1…bye bye. <i>(looks at his smirking friend) </i>“I like handcuffs”. Alright, enough of this.
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<b>Jane: </b>No. I was athletic. Maybe I was a little chunky. Why? What’d they call you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I peeked in the library. All the things I could have known if I’d gone to college. <i>(approving smile/nod from Maura) </i>Something about being there, was inspiring, ya know?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Bad human beings.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Why are you doing the autopsy on a Sunday? They cancel all the kundalini, pitalau, ricu yoga classes.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Kundalini is sacred energy work. Pitalau is a savory rice dish and I’m pretty sure you made up that last word.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>So you gonna try the chocolate?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(picks up chocolate) </i> Is this an apology? <i>(smiling)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>For what?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Oh boy. <i>(starts to walk away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(to Korsack) </i>Ah ah. You ask her.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Jane thought maybe Garret would tell you the name of the woman his brother had lunch with before he died.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>So, this is a bribe? Tell Jane, if she thinks that chocolate will induce me to use my personal relationship with Garret Fairfield she doesn’t know me very well.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Tell Maura that I didn’t realize I needed to bribe her with the hope diamond--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>My phone! Oh, I gotta take this. <i>(walks out)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You looked really at home in that world. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It’s where I’m from. It’s not where I chose to stay.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well what are you doin down here slumming with us?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>The same as you. I’m catching bad guys.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I need the job. You don’t.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Look, I want my life to have meaning and purpose. The same as you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(defeatedly) </i>Sounds good, Maura. I don’t know what to believe anymore. I’m not even sure whose side you’re on. <i>(Walks out)</i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Rizzoli.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Jane.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura, I’m sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No, it’s okay, listen. I don’t have a lot of time. Adam had a mistress. Vanessa DeWald.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Wh--, why you doin this?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Won’t I embarrass you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Probably. But haven’t I embarrassed you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No…. more than half a dozen times.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(staring at the corpse, uninterested tone) </i>Really?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(looking up at Jane) </i>You. You have dark circles under your eyes. Are you not sleeping again?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Thank you. You look nice too.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Having nightmares again?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea. I dreamed I showed up to work in my underwear.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Ya think?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Yes I have this recurring dream that I have this bio chemistry final and I haven’t studied. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(dryly) </i>Really. Stop. It’s terrifying. <i>(Maura smirking) </i>I can’t take anymore.</div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea. <i>(smiling) </i>You look good.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(laughing) </i>Okay.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(loads and re-arms gun, hands it back to Maura) </i>Okay. It’s loaded. I’m only doing this because I’m tired. <i>(Maura nods) </i>Point it that way. Don’t shoot my neighbors because I’d hate to have to lock you up.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(smiling and nodding) </i>Jane.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Do I look badass?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(amused) </i>Yea. You look like a badass.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Marino wants a cup of coffee, there’s none upstairs. Guy is a wreck.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’ve tried everything… british strawberries, fennel, bok choy.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(stopping) </i>Are we in the same conversation?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Sorry. I was talking about Bass.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh, you’re obsessing over your turtle again.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(offended) </i>Tortoise. <i>(Jane puts salt in coffee) </i>He likes salt, in his coffee?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(confused, looks down) </i>Damnit.</div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You know when, people lock their keys in their car, sprain their ankle, usually indicates something significant is bothering them.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Cop was murdered.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Yea, but that’s not why you’re salting your coffee.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(hesitates, catches her breath) </i>It’s my brother, Tommy. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(nodding) </i>I always wondered about him.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well, Frankie and I became cops, and Tommy went to prison for hitting a priest in a crosswalk.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>It was his 3<sup>rd</sup> strike for driving under the influence.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Your poor parents.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(ranting) </i>And you know they keep saying “if the priest that he hit has forgiven him, why can’t we?”. This isn’t about forgiveness. You know, Tommy is, is, really troubled. And the more they deny it, the more he screws up.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(softly) </i>You really care about him.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I just think that we need to face reality. Tommy needs help. This isn’t like he broke his leg and it’ll heal. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(nodding) </i>I’m really sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(calmer) </i>Thank you. Don’t worry about it. We got too much to do today to worry about Tommy. <i>(walking away)</i></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Jane-isms!</span></b><br />
- Later that same day...<br />
- Vomit.<br />
- <i>(Tap tap tap on Maura's opposite shoulder... smile when she eventually turns the right way)</i><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Jane's most important people are lucky to have someone who loves so purely, protects so completely and guides them toward the lighter moments of life! </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">For more on Jane, read about the <a href="http://rizzisles.blogspot.com/2012/07/reason-for-rizzisles-reign.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;"><b>power of her friendship</b></span></a> with <span style="color: blue;"><b><a href="http://rizzisles.blogspot.com/2012/08/classic-maura-moments-season-1.html" target="_blank">Maura</a></b></span>, and some of their <b><span style="color: blue;"><a href="http://rizzisles.blogspot.com/2012/08/the-jam-list.html" target="_blank">inside jokes and shared moments</a></span></b>. </span><i>Moments from Seasons 2 & 3 on their way!</i><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Looking for quotes from specific episodes? Find the episode you're looking for on my <a href="http://rizzisles.blogspot.com/p/rizzisles-posts-by-topic.html" target="_blank"><b><span style="color: blue;">home page</span></b></a>.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5519683348357772169.post-70033231657459130062012-08-21T22:31:00.001-07:002012-10-02T21:48:16.154-07:00Quotable RizzIsles: Episode 2.03 -- "Sailor Man"<br />
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<u>Case</u>:<i> It’s
Fleet Week in Boston. A Sailor is
evidently brutally beating and raping young girls.<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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wants to sleep with a guy Jane knows from High School and Jane thinks it’s a
bad idea then helps her try to get out of it;<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(in response to horns beeping from cars
around her) </i>Oh! Leave them
alone! They’re serving our country!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Ma,
Maura and I are actually the only ones who can hear you. <i>(Maura smiling in back seat)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Poor
boys. They need a little fun. It’s Fleet Week.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(watching a Sailor throw up on the sidewalk)
</i>Poor boys need to learn how to hold their alcohol.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(to Sailor who stopped to wave at Maura) </i>Move
along. Move along. She’s too young for you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I
really want to thank you for taking me to brunch. I know you have better things to do on a
Sunday morning.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Don’t
be silly.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I mean
what can be more fun than taking out your broke, homeless mother who’s been
dumped by your father?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Ma,
stop.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Car makes a sound,
starts steaming)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Oh! My
car is breaking down too?! It’s the only
thing in my life that’s been working!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m
sure it’s fine.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Or
not. C’mon Maura. Let’s push.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>We’re
gonna push?! IGood thing I wore my
wedges.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Sailors: </b>It’s
okay, Ma’am. We can push.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh
thank you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>He
called me Ma’am.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Female,
commissioned officers are addressed as Ma’am.
It’s a sign of respect.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Sir is a
sign of respect. Ma’am is for fat old
cat ladies.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Are
you talking about me?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Do you
have a cat?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>No.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(checking out mechanic) </i>Wow. Look at his shoulder-to-hip ratio. Lengthy metacarpals. You know what that means.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(putting Maura between her and mechanic) </i>This
is my friend, Dr. Isles.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(flirty) </i>You can call me Maura. I don’t mind a little grease.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(positions herself between Maura and guy) </i>What’s
a little grease between friends. Ma’s
car died.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura:</b> <i>(cranes neck around Jane) </i>Sounds to me
like the water pump bearing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>Look
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(to Jane) </i>He’s hot!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>It’s
hot?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh the
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<b>Angela: </b>Taking
over for your father like this. That’s a
good son. Right Jane?! Good sons make good…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Mechanics,
Ma?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>We have
to leave. I wish I could stay and help
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<b>Jane: </b>Let’s
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<b>Maura: </b>How? We don’t have a car.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>We’ll
take a taxi.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>WE are
not going to the crime scene. WE are
going home.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>Since
you’re a gearhead like me, take Giulietta.
<i>(reveals awesome historic car)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>OH! I would love that. <i>(excited,
thumbs up) </i>COOL!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(dryly to herself) </i>I would love that.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No. Stay away from Giovanni.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No? Ohh, this is a dibs thing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>A dibs
thing? Really? Tell me what you have in common with him. He’s a blue collar, Boston, Italian auto
mechanic.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well so
are you, well except for being an auto mechanic and we’re best friends.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yes, but
I’m INTERESTING. And you don’t want to
sleep with me. <i>(Maura tilts her head) </i>Do
you?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No! No.
But that’s my point. That’s all I
wanna do with Giovanni.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I just
don’t really think you have the patience for Giovanni’s type.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well
what’s his type?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Fun…
until he starts to talk.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Jane starts to
walk toward bar)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m
coming with you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Why?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You are
not the boss of me! If I want to go out
with Giovanni I will go out with him.
…but right now I have to pee.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Bartender: </b>There
was one couple. I remember him because
he did that famous Sailor kiss with her.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>The
iconic image photographed by Alfred Eisenstaedt on V-J Day. <i>(reenacts pose with Korsak)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Didn’t
you have an emergency?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Yes I
did. <i>(walks off for the bathroom)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay. I’m not saying that we make her live in a
refrigerator box, but she needs to be busy.
She needs to do something. She
needs to feel good about herself.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sees Giovanni walking in with flowers and
candy) </i>Ohhh VOMIT. I hate
carnations.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>Hey,
uh, Hey Frankie. I was wondering--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>If I
have a boyfriend? Yes. I do.
It’s very serious.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>You
do?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>…if
you could tell me where to find Maura.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b><i>(looking around Maura’s office) </i>How’d
you get stuck with all this old stuff?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>I’m
not just being nice. I wanna take you
out. Listen, you like Italian?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I love
Italians. …Italian. Northern Italian,
Southern too, and the food. <i>(laughs)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>Let
me take you to dinner.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It’d be
faster if you’d come to my house.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b><i>(confused) </i>Faster?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>For
me. It’d be faster for me because I work
really long hours.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>I
love hot women who can cook. <i>(walks away to leave, Maura checks him out)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oookay. <i>(to
herself) </i> Ohh nice.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Giovanni growls at
a mask she has on her wall)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Are we
the oldest people here?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Bartender: </b><i>(putting two drinks down) </i>From the two
gentlemen at the bar.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(RizzIsles wave to two YOUNG Sailors) </i>My
hand hurts from waiting. What are they
13?! They both have acne!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I think
the dark haired one has braces.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Bartender: </b>I’ll
use the next one to water the plants.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No, I
don’t like to be rude.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Is that
why you took Giovanni’s velveteen box of chocolates? Did he get you a stuffed rabbit too?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>He’s
sweet. <i>(Jane groans) </i>Umbrellas in
drinks started in the 1930s. Anything
Polynesian was considered wildly exotic.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Unlike
Giovanni who is wildly dull. Why would
you say you’d have dinner with him?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Because
he has a spectacular torso and he’s giving your mom a great deal on her car.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well in
that case play with him as much as you’d like.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Solerno
is in lockup!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Not
anymore. ADMIRAL Frost bailed him out.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>ADMIRAL
Frost?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(talking to unconscious victim) </i>Can you
hear me? I’m Detective Rizzoli. You’re safe now and we’re gonna keep you
safe. And we’re gonna find out who did
this to you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(reading a text) </i>Homey, I need a boner. <i> (to
Maura) </i> WHAT?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Spelling
errata. Your mother really should proof
read. Honey, I need a loaner. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Where’s
her car, Maura?! Until Giovanni fixes it
I’m her own personal chauffer.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>He’s
doing it at cost Jane.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>He’s
doing it to get laid, Maura.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh,
okay. Then it’ll be ready tomorrow.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(RizzIsles
laughing)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You and
Frost are sight-specific friends.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay, so
would we be friends if we didn’t work together.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>We
would never see each other if we didn’t work together.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>So
that’s a no.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well
that’s a flawed syllogism. Ya know like,
rabbits have whiskers, rabbits are mammals, so all mammals have whiskers. Get it?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Never
mind.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It’s
gonna rain.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maybe
it’s in a painting or on a menu or something.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Not a
menu. Most cultures don’t eat
dolphin. Although Inuit’s hunt Orca
which is a type of dolphin--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’m not
suggesting we’re looking for a place that serves Flipper. I’m saying maybe there’s a dolphin in the
logo.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m sorry
I didn’t have time to cook. <i>(unpacking takeout) </i>Mussels posolipo, beef carpaccio with a
black truffle oil, and fettucini a la grappa with organic baby tomatoes. <i>(Giovanni
groans) </i>You don’t like this?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>I
don’t like little tomatoes.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>We can
pick them off.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>My
Ma makes the best plain spaghetti with butter.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(exasperated, maintaining composure) </i>Let’s have a glass of wine instead.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>You
got any beer.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Yes. <i>(hands
it to him) </i>Let’s get comfortable. <i>(watches
him guzzle whole bottle then burp; then smiles and follows him to couch and
sits)</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I was
noticing your necklace.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>Yea,
wards off the friggin malocchio.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Ah, the
evil eye of course.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>I’ll
get you one.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Thank
you. It’s um. No thank you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>Okay. You look hot.
<i>(puts beer down, moves closer to
her) </i>Smell hot too.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Thank
you. <i>(moves
closer)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>I
love talking to you. I could talk to you
all night. <i>(runs fingers over her knee) </i>But
right now babe, all I want to do is get you naked and lick your face.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(stoic) </i>Like my face.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>Come
to Daddy. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(He lunges in for a
kiss, mouth WIDE open; Maura looks TERRIFIED; turns whole body away at the last
second)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>What’s
the matter?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m
sorry. I feel a little nauseated.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>Whoa! <i>(quickly
slides away) </i> Don’t barf on me. It’s a new shirt. <i>(Off
Maura’s look of disbelief, moves closer again)
</i>Oh, hey, hey, I’m sorry. Go
ahead. I bet even your <i>(rubs his nose on her shoulder)</i> barf is
cute.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b><i>(as Maura walks in) </i> Hey Doc.
You’re working late.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Hey. Your buddy notice anything other than your
cleavage?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Uh,
Jane. <i>(serious face) </i>He wanted to
lick my face. <i>(Korsak and Frost’s ears perk up)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(dryly) </i>So surprised. You mean he didn’t take you to see the Boston
Pops and a four course pre-fix at Les blahfleur.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No,
no. He likes plain spaghetti. I just wanted to sleep with him. If only he didn’t talk.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Or have
a face licking fetish?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>UGH. He keeps texting and leaving messages. He put my picture up on his Facebook
page. How do I get rid of him?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Tell him
the truth.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(sighs) </i>I can’t. He’s, he’s sweet.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well
then go have Little Giovanni’s with him, just make sure you can genetically
alter them so they don’t lick… or talk. <i>(Maura laughs)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(rushing into café holding GIANT pink bear) </i>There
you are! I need your help.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well I
like your bear. Did Giovanni win that
for you at the carnival?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It’s
not funny. He seems to be under some
impression that we are in a relationship.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well
tell him that you were only interested in sleeping with him <i>(Korsak’s ears perk up) </i>and then you
became uninterested when he tried to be a person and have a conversation.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>He says
he’s waiting on “special parts” for your mother’s car.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Yea,
what if he means MY <i>(pointing) </i>parts??<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>I
don’t think this is police business.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Alright
look, the next time I tell you don’t, DON’T.
Okay? Go do the second autopsy, I
have an idea.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(perked up) </i>Really??<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(smiling) </i>Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you! <i>(kisses bear to Jane’s face, Jane wipes it off)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<i>(Maura conducting
autopsy and sharing findings with Korsak; she sees Jane and Giovanni thru window)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(surprised) </i>Giovanni.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>You
look hot. <i>(fake flattered smile from
Maura) </i>I left you a bunch of
messages. Did you get the bear?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Maura gapes at
Jane, helplessly)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(very slow and deliberate) </i>Isn’t it
interesting what Dr. Isles does for a living?
<i>(Maura starts looking around her) </i>She
dissects dead bodies. <i>(Maura puts face screen on, grabs saw to
continue working; Jane talks over saw)</i>
Believe me. This part you don’t
wanna see.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b><i>(excited) </i>Oh man this is wicked! It’s like Dawn of the Dead in here! <i>(Maura
makes displeased face)</i> I mean this
here is better than zombies. This is great. <i>(Jane
grabs his arm to drag him out) </i> No, I
wanna watch this! Hey, you look great
with a saw! Sexy!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Maura and Korsak
shake their heads)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(Jane walks into her office alone) </i>Is he
gone?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Not
really. He’s like a bedbug.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Hard to
eradicate.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>YES! <i>(Maura nods along)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Oh,
hey Jane. <i>(holding a casserole dish) </i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Is that
Ma’s chicken pot pie?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Yea,
she wanted Maura to try it.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>It was
YOU! You got her the job in the café!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>She
needed a job, he needed an assistant.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>With
Stanilla the Hun?! Really Frankie?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Mmm! This is delicious, Jane!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I know <i>(grabbing fork from Frankie) </i>she’s a
really good cook. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>There’s
27 grams of sugar in that!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I told
you not to move!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>No, you
said to stay in the car. <i>(grins and laughs)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Nice move
little brother!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>Heeyy,
you’re lookin--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Hot, yea
I know. I appreciate you working on my
mom’s car, I really do. I’m calling a
tow truck and I’m gonna take it from here.
<i>(Giovanni closes hood to reveal “finished”
car) </i> OH MY GOD!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>You
like, huh? <i>(proudly)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>What were
you thinking?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>Oh,
man, I never think I just do, ya know?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Yea, I do!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>Restored
the driver’s seat. Installed a cooler
heater setup. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(shocked) </i>You added spinners!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b><i>(kicks the spinners) </i>Racing stripe
too! Just finished installing the water
pump. Hey, <i>(flirty) </i>you said you wanted to uh, help me under the hood, huh? <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(uncomfortable smile) </i>I think that, I
think that, I think that we should just, tell him, don’t you… babe?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(catching on, walks up behind Maura and
wraps her arms around her) </i>Yes. Yes
I do, Babe. <i>(Maura puts her hands over Jane’s)
</i>Tell him.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>Tell
me what?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I
really truly enjoyed your company. But
Jane and I… we’re, um, umm…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Best
friends. <i>(giving Giovanni a look) </i>Like, more than b-f-f’s. We’re, L-L, b-f-f’s.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Exactly. We’re el-biffs. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(trying to not roll her eyes) </i>Yes. We are… <i>(thinking)
</i>Life, Long, Best Friends Forever.
Get it?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>Oh. …ohhhh.
Are you two batting for the other team?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>We are.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>Shoot. That bear cost me 14 bucks, not to mention
the pepper. That was extra.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’ll
reimburse you. For the bear. And for the candy. And, um, how much for Angela’s car?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh babe.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>Nah,
your Ma was so good to me growing up. I
can’t charge her.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Not
even for the spinners? <i>(Jane clears her
throat)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>Nah,
just tell her she can bring me some cookies.
<i>(walks away, comes back) </i> It’s too bad… I thought we were soulmates.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(genuinely confused and inquisitive) </i>Really? You really thought we had a deep, natural
affinity for each other? <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(dragging Maura) </i>C’mon Maura. <i><o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Really?
<i>(she gets in car, Jane closes door and
walks around)</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>Ya
know, I always wanted to try it with two girls.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well
that’s really nice.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Very
nice. Wonderful. Great seeing you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Giovanni: </b>Okay
sure. But if you change your mind…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>We’ll
let ya know.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5519683348357772169.post-27681931899118085612012-08-20T21:41:00.001-07:002012-08-20T21:49:36.408-07:00Quotable RizzIsles: Episode 3.10 -- "Melt My Heart to Stone"<br />
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<u>Case</u>:<i> Women
are being killed then covered in plaster to look like a statue<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<u>RizzIsles</u>:<i> The
“Zombie” Dennis is back for business and wants to date Maura again; Maura is
still angry that he never called and disappeared for 3 months; Jane works with
new Homicide Detective, Riley and tries to deal with Lydia who is about to go
into labor; Maura’s life is suddenly
threatened; <o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I think
it would be cleaner if you’d just--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I think
it’d be cleaner if you don’t make me hurt you.
Go back to your autopsy cave.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I can’t
wait to see his face when he sees his new desk.
Now are you sure that Frankie has this in the sack?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>In the
bag, Maura! Cavanaugh says it’s between
him and someone from another unit. It’s
gotta be Frankie.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>…and
I’m worried about your mother too. She’s
knitting.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh yes,
that is worrisome. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I think
it’s a baby blanket. The yarn is a 50/50
cotton acrylic blend.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay,
yes, now we do have a problem. <i>(mocks grabbing walkie on her shoulder) </i> Attention all units, be on the lookout for a
woman who is so desperate to be a grandmother she is knitting a blanket for the
baby of Lydia, the slut who slept with her ex-husband and her youngest son.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>She’s
worried about what kind of future that baby is gonna have.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>And I’m
not? Lydia can barely tie her own shoes.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(concerned) </i>What? Did you pull something?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I smell
something! Decomposition.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I cannot
believe you can smell decomp in bronze.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Looks
like the Venus de Milo. <i>(SHOCKED look from Maura) </i> I’ve been to the Louvre Dr. Snob.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(getting closer to victim in the statue) </i> She’s very cool.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>A dead
woman masquerading as a statue is “cool”?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No, the
body, it’s cold. And it’s exhibiting
signs of delayed composition.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>So she
was frozen?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No,
likely kept in cold storage.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>So, refrigerated,
not frozen. Got that?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>The
difference between 32 and 333 degrees is enormous, Jane.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I
think he should protest.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What’s
he gonna do, walk around with a sign?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>That could
actually increase feelings of disappointment. <i>(silenced
by Jane’s look)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh my
God… what is he doing here?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Good
question!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Isn’t
he the really handsome guy you used to go out with?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(irritated) </i>The one who never called?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(RizzIsles walking
off after Maura turned down Dennis’ invite)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh it is
going to be a long day.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(hastily) </i>I’m fine.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No
you’re not. You like that idiot.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Ssh! No, do not.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh
please. You so do too. UGHH.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>He
disappears for 3 months and now I’m supposed to just drop everything to be a
groupie at his book signing?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I think
you’d make a good groupie. “Oh, Dennis will
you release my inner winner?” It’s good,
you should go.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>How
about I release my inner bitch?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Any guy
who spends that much time grooming, is not someone you want to share a bathroom
with.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>How long
was she kept in cold storage for before she was turned into a statue.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I can
narrow it down to between 2 and 6 months.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh yes,
that is narrow. Can’t you find some
freezer fuzz to help out?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You can
store a body right above freezing temperatures indefinitely. It took Dennis 3 months to take me out of
cold storage.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura,
let that jerk go.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I am
trying.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>What? Make her work the open cases! I’ll go.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>That’s a
good idea. <i>(yelling to Riley) </i> Detective
Frost is going to go with you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>What?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>She’s
homicide now. Make it work.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Fine. I am a professional.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Good. Take Frankie with you too. Remind him that he is a professional.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>How’s
it going?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Fantastic. She’s fitting right in.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>The
head of the drug unit showed me her record.
Pretty impressive. She’s got long
term undercover. She got big scores because
of her work.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No,
no. She deserves a spot. I don’t have a problem with her.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>I’m
glad to hear that Rizzoli. She’s got
almost as much potential as you. But I’m
NEVER gonna see another Jane Rizzoli.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Thank
you sir.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(pacing in Maura’s office, Maura on her
computer) </i>You think Cavanaugh was
saying Frankie is going to get his gold badge?
Maura? <i>(poking) </i> Mauuurra.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Ow! What was that for?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I hate
to be ignored.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Dennis
ignored me for 3 months.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(mock teenager voice) </i>Oh my god! Like, he didn’t even text?! You wanna hear busy? Really?
Like, I’m supposed to be solving a serial murder.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I have
never once had an inner monologue like that.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay. <i>(laughing)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Okay. <i>(gets
up, closes computer) </i>Let’s go. It starts in 15 minutes.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What
starts?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>The
book signing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>The one
you’re not going to?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I
changed my mind.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I
didn’t.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>The lab
results aren’t going to be back for 30 minutes and I haven’t taken a lunch
break in 3 years.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’m not
spending a lunch hour that I never take listening to Dennis I-love-myself
Rockmand. That sounds like a Flinstones
character. <i>(snobby voice) </i>Hi, I’m
Dennis Rockmand. <i>(Maura walks away) </i>Maura. Maura!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Hooker: </b>That
was one evil heffer. Be yelling at me
from across the street. <i>(scratchy voice) </i>Hey ho!
I got yo tricks! What you goin do
about it?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>He’s a
very dynamic speaker.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I don’t
like him.<b><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well
how can you say that?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura,
he didn’t even bother to email you.<b><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>He had
speaking engagements. But why don’t you
like him?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I don’t
like his hair. Or his teeth.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Ssh! <i>(pinches
Jane)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Don’t
forget your inner biiiiitch.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(fast talking) </i> Great talk.
Good luck with the book sales.
Maura, let’s go.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Talking about case
and serial killers; Jane goes to leave to show picture around)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Jane,
did you notice, that I didn’t mention Dennis?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yes you
did.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Rondo: </b>Vannnnnillllllaaaaaaa!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I
haven’t been training this bonsai. It’s
getting too big.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>You
should try knitting. It’s very
soothing. Unless you’re knitting it for
a baby that could be your husband’s love child or your first grandchild.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Angela,
I am so sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I wish
I could just walk away. But that baby
didn’t have anything to do with how he or she got made.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(doorbell rings)</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Are you
expecting somebody?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela:</b> It might be Amazon I ordered some more of
this soft yarn. They deliver late.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Maura answers
door; It’s Dennis)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<i>(Maura is gleaming,
strutting into headquarters) </i><o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Uh
oh. Well either you got a lot of sleep
or you did some sleeping that didn’t involve sleep.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Dennis
stopped by. But I didn’t sleep with
him. I haven’t slept with him. That last time it was because, well, I hadn’t
made my bed.<b><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What
stopped you this time? Visible dust
bunnies? <i>(coy smile from Maura) </i>Good,
keep playing hard to get.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>I
always wanted a good nickname.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What’s
wrong with Poindexter?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>The
same thing that’s wrong with Roly Poly Rizzoli.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>UH! Maura!
<i>(elevator opens, Jane gets
on) </i>Come on. I need you to observe Mr. Bear.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>What? I
have work to do downstairs.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Please? You’re the one with the degree in Forensic
Psychology.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No, I
did one clinical rotation in behavioral neuroscience.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>That’s
one more than me. We need to determine
if this guy is our serial killer.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I
should examine him in a medical setting.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>GET
IN. <i>(grabs
her and pulls her in)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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<i>(Maura sniffing
statue)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(glancing back at press) </i>I can see the
headlines now: “Medical Examiner Sniffs Out Clues”.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Did you
make it larger because I said I hated Dennis’ hair?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(uncomfortable) </i>NO.
….possibly.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(pointing) </i>Hives. Serves you right.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Jane! Help!
I think Lydia is going into labor.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Maternity
Ward is a great place to have a baby!
Want me to call your Mom and have her meet you there?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>He
tore up his parent card when he slept with someone younger than us!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b>Aw,
Mrs. Rizzoli. You think you can forgive
me? I’d love a hamburger.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>Oh, me
too.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Okay. I’m a little conflicted here. You had intimate relationships with both Tommy
and my creep of an ex-husband and you never bothered to tell me who you were
when we met?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>I can
see why you don’t want to get her a burger but what did I do?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(smacks him upside his head) </i>THAT!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Tommy: </b>I
didn’t do that! Did I do that?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia:</b> Maybe. I’m really sorry. Mrs. Rizzoli.
But now that I’m bringing a new life into this world, I’m gonna turn
over a new leaf.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>And
what about you Thomas?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>I’m
definitely wearing condoms from now on. <i>(Frankie laughs)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Fine! As a sign of good will, I’m gonna make both
of you burgers. But no one is gonna call
me “grandma” until I know who the father of that baby is!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Let’s
let the nice paramedics take you to the hospital.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No
Lydia. Don’t push.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You,
turn around! I don’t need you passing
out.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Tommy: </b>Don’t
you want to know if it’s a boy or a girl?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Text me
when you know who the father is.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Dennis leading
Maura into his studio area)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Frost: </b><i>(suddenly) </i>Dougan get your hands off of
her!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura,
you okay?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>What
are you doing? <i>(Dennis grabs her, puts knife to her throat)</i> <i>(surprised
gasp)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Dennis: </b>Look
behind you Maura. See that pedastol
Maura? You were gonna be my next
creation. I was going to honor you. Just like my mother, you gave me life. You must think you’re real smart, huh
Detective?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No no
no, no. We’re just lucky. You’re much smarter than us.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Dennis: </b>Not even
the genius Dr. Isles could keep up with me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(crying and shaking) </i>No, please. Please!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Dennis: </b>Begging? Keep begging.
I like it when they beg.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(puts gun away) </i>No no no no. Look! We’re
all in your hands. We’re all in your
hands.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Creepy explanation
from Dennis as to why he did what he did)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<i>(Dennis pushes
Maura at Jane, throws himself down elevator shaft)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(holding crying Maura) </i>It’s okay.
It’s okay.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>How
could I not know?! How could I not know?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>No come
on, listen. He evaded four jurisdictions,
including us. You said it yourself. They’re not all reclusive monsters. You couldn’t have known. <i>(clinging
to each other) </i>You couldn’t have
known.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I
should have known.<i><o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>You haven’t
said a word in over an hour, Maura.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Just
processing the worst day of my life.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Stop
beating yourself up, Maura. We all met
him. None of us spotted him. <i>(offers
Maura sandwich, Maura shakes her head) </i>The
best behavioral psychiatrists in the world will tell you that serial killers
get away with it because they appear so normal.
<i>(Jane rubs Maura’s thigh) </i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Ugh. Why couldn’t you two do something else for a
living?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I
thought about being a ballerina.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Yes
you did. And you were so good at the <i>(some ballet move I can’t catch </i><span style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-char-type: symbol; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;">J</span><i>)</i>.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Then I
wanted to be a Goalie in the NHL. <i>(everyone laughs)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<i>(doorbell)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>That’s
probably my yarn.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>My god,
woman! How much yarn do you need for a
baby blanket?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(yells to Jane) </i>Is it the yarn?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(walks in holding baby) </i>It’s Lydia’s
baby. She left him on the doorstep.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angie Harmon is quite simply put INCREDIBLE!! </b><br />
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If you're looking for all sorts of background/career information on her, I don't blame you, but this isn't the post for that... there are <i>plenty</i> of online resources to help you which I won't pretend I can contest with. Try <b><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angie_Harmon" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">Wikipedia</span></a></b> or <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004990/" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">IMDB</span></a></b>. This post is a collection of all the fun, random tidbits about her life that she chooses to share with us through Twitter, interviews and Twangles. <br />
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THAT being said... in no particular order, here are some random fun facts about <b>The Ah-MAZING Angie!</b><br />
<i><span style="color: #6aa84f;">I'll try REAL hard to keep my commentary out of this! It will be in italics though if I can't help myself. You understand, she's entirely too incredible to NOT gush over!</span></i><br />
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- REALLY wants to play She Hulk<br />
- Likes to tell her fans what time of day it is (DAYTIME! / NIGHTTIME!) <i>(she's so cute! </i>:) )<br />
- Shares empowering, thought-provoking life philosophies through quotes and replies to fans<br />
- Loves the National Forensic Academy<br />
- Would be on "the body farm" at National Forensic Academy if she could<br />
- Loves to tweet pics<br />
- Advice for when you're in a dark place: turn on some music, talk to your mom, go for a walk, pray for strength and peace<br />
- Serious runner<br />
- Loves "sexy, summer red" pedicures<br />
- Patriotic and supportive of our country and its athletes/competitors<br />
- Makes up her own words: "slutism" as in "I'm not promoting slutism" <i>(LOL!)</i><br />
- Loves the movie "Big"<br />
- Thinks "Frankie & Frost's Dance Off" was one of the funniest things she's ever witnessed in a scene... "or in life"<br />
- Huge NASCAR fan<br />
- Her daughters are her "3 favorite people"<br />
- Loves S'mores<br />
- Truly appreciates the little things in life! ...beautiful scenery, fun times with her friends, cute things from her fans and everything in between<br />
- Favorite NYC restaurant: The Mermaid Inn<br />
- She. Plays. Beer Pong. <i>(my new dream in life is to play with or against her!)</i><br />
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<b>Life Philosophies: </b><i>(MostlyTweets she's written; some quotes she's RT'd)</i><br />
<span style="background-color: white;">- <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Today is a great day! No matter how tired you are, push thru to make it your best!!</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">- </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">You cannot spell B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L without BE U.</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">- </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">You can't have a good relationship with someone if you can't be friends too. And you should always treat friends with respect and loyalty.</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">- </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">I know what I stand for, I know what I don't stand for, and may I have the courage to live my life accordingly.</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">- </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">I know that you better hang on and just remember to enjoy it. That's because life goes by really, really quickly</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">- </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">What I know is that life is awesome.I know that life is gigantic, fantastic, scary, dangerous and a roller coaster ride.</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">- </span><br />
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...and that my friends is what we call an<span style="color: blue;"> <a href="http://jenw1n525.blogspot.com/2011/08/ah-mazing-people.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;"><b>Ah-MAZING</b></span></a></span> person! <a href="http://jenw1n525.blogspot.com/2011/08/ah-mazing-people.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">Ah-MAZING people</span></a> can have an incredible impact on your life, even from afar, if you let them... and even in the form of portraying a fictional character who <a href="http://rizzisles.blogspot.com/2012/07/reason-for-rizzisles-reign.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">energizes and inspires you through her on-screen (and real life!) friendships</span></a> and strength.<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;">Check back! This is always being updated! Feel free to leave with comments with more fun Angie facts and where I can find it's source and I'd be happy to add it! </span>- Updated 8/16/12 @ 8:30pm<br />
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<i>*GIFs not mine > I save awesome things after I reblog them </i>:)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5519683348357772169.post-53394077488387524212012-08-16T09:18:00.001-07:002012-10-02T10:03:27.529-07:00Quotable RizzIsles: Episode 3.01 -- "What Doesn't Kill You"<br />
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<u>Case</u>:<i> A cop
is shot in an apparent robbery; Everyone is looking for Paddy’s “book” of all
the officials on his payroll<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<u>RizzIsles</u>:<i> The
girls aren’t speaking because Jane shot Maura’s biological father; Internal
Affairs is investigating Jane and the team; Jane learns something about Maura’s
biological mother.<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(urgently, breathless) </i>I shot my best
friend’s father.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>You
had no choice. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Tell
that to Maura.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Jane,
you shot a man who’s head of the Irish Mob.
20 years on the run. Suspected of
15 murders. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea he
was nice to her though.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Biology
doesn’t make him her father or mean you stop doing your job. God I didn’t think this was the way we’d take
down Paddy Doyle. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(seeing Maura’s angry expression as she
starts to walk toward her) </i> Oh God,
she hates me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>She’s
just in shock, Jane. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(throwing Jane’s jacket back at her) </i> Take your jacket. <i>(starts
to walk away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura. Come on.
I had to. Paddy showed up and
shot our suspect.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>He shot
the guy who tried to run me over with his car yesterday, put my mother in the
hospital.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>We had a
handle on it until Paddy crashed our operation.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh, you
mean your boyfriend had a handle on it. Thanks for letting me know that Agent Dean was
planning to join us.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I didn’t
know he was going to follow us in.
What’d you expect him to do?!
He’s a FEDERAL. AGENT. Paddy shot
him!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>In the
leg! If Paddy wanted Dean dead, he’d be
dead.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What are
you say--. You don’t think your father
was there to take us all out?! Shoot me
too?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>He was
only there to protect ME.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>If
that’s what you think, you are naïve, or ignorant, or I don’t know what.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well,
at least I don’t play judge and jury and kill people. <i>(storms
off)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b><i>(walking back over to Jane) </i> You guys will make up.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea,
that’s what they said about the Beatles.
We shoulda never let her do this.
Never.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>FLASHBACK SCENE:
Wiring Maura before entering the warehouse<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(nervously) </i>This is my first undercover
assignment. <i>(Jane moves around her getting the wire in place) </i> Wait. <i>(in deep, mock cop voice) </i> I’m doin’ a U.C. <i>(smiling,
amused) </i> I feel like Donnie Brasco.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(giggles, keeps getting wire hooked up) </i>Well, you don’t look like him. Can you keep it down, please? Okay, I’m gonna tuck this wire right here.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>This
microphone doesn’t make me look like I have three breasts, does it?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I don’t
know, some guys are into that.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(laughing) </i> Is this what you’d wear? To an undercover operation? I feel a little dressy.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’d wear
a flak jacket.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Ugh. Ya know, I know this sounds vain, but I
couldn’t be a cop.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(mock sarcasm) </i> You?!
Vain?! No.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well
even you look a little chunky in a flak jacket.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>WOW,
really?! Okay. Well, thank you, very much. And ya know what? I think your little Medical Examiner getups
make you look like a trash collector.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(shocked)
</i>You do?! <i>(outraged) </i>So do I! I always feel a little dumpy.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(amused) </i>Put your jacket on. <i>(Maura complies) </i>Ya wanna know what’s truly odd about you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(shaking her head, making a face) </i>No,
I’m not sure. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You are
the dumbest genius I know.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(exasperated sigh) </i>I’m-not-sure means pause. It means do not blurt your subconscious
thoughts.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh
right. Sorry. <i>(smirking)
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<b>Maura: </b>Is this
displaced aggression because I get to go undercover and you have to be my back
up? <i>(snapping
finger guns off her hips)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(amused) </i>Yes. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Okay! Let’s go. <i>(fixes
her hair)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Listen
to me. <i>(squares off in front of Maura, tightly grasps her upper arms) </i>Alright, this is serious. Somebody’s tryin to kill you to stop you from
investigating a murder.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You
don’t have to tell me that. I was there
when he nearly drove over my mother.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>We’re
only letting you do this because we’re hoping that whoever this guy is, he is
desperate enough to follow you into that warehouse and try again. Alright, but we’re gonna be there this time. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(kid-like excitement) </i> I’m ready.
Wait, what do you guys say right before you pull the string?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(dumfounded, rolls eyes)</i><b> </b>It’s called a sting, Maura.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Sting.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>We say
“don’t get made”.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I like
that. <i>(serious, mock cop voice) </i> Don’t get made. Don’t look so worried. What could go wrong? <i>(sweet
smile)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Don’t
worry. We’ll get through it.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No, we
won’t. Especially when he goes to
interview the woman who cannot tell a lie!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>You
gotta call Dr. Isles and tell her how to play this.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(dials) </i>She’s not
picking up. She knows it’s me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Would
you have taken me if you knew I was Paddy Doyle’s daughter?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Constance: </b>Maura,
darling. Your my daughter. Your father and I raised you. You’re ours, not his.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What is
Pike doin here?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>You
mean other than annoying the crap out of people?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>We’re
stuck with him until Dr Isles gets back.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Dr Pike,
how nice to have your expertise on this.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Pike: </b>Double
homicide. Almost certainly a .38 caliber
bullet.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b><i>(aside to Jane) </i>Pretty big hole.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Uh,
maybe I’ll just take a look.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Pike: </b><i>(hand out to stop Jane) </i>Cause of death
is quite clear. Perhaps Dr Isles needed
your “expert” medical opinion because she doubted her own. I do not.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sarcastically) </i>Yes, we were all
frustrated with her wishy washy approach.
<i>(flirty) </i> I love a man who knows what he thinks. May I?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Pike: </b>You may,
Detective.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>The way
I reacted, I just bit Jane’s head off.
Adrenaline impairs cognitive sequencing, but still.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>You
were afraid for your life. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Paddy
wouldn’t have shot me. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>We
can’t help who we love.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I don’t
LOVE Paddy Doyle. He’s done terrible
things, it’s just, when Jane pulled that trigger… ya know, I never really see
how they end up on my autopsy table. And
he kept trying to tell me something.
“Hope”. He kept saying
“hope”. I wonder if that was her name…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>You
mean your biological mother’s name?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Interrupted by
doctor asking Maura to fill out Paddy’s DNR)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Do not
resuscitate. I have no idea what he
would’ve wanted.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Doctor: </b>Just
think about it for a minute.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Doctor leaves,
Maura starts crying)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(moving toward her) </i>Oh, Maura.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(quickly pulling away) </i>Please
don’t. My mother’s very reserved. I’m not very good at it either. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Jane
always used to squirm off of my lap. You
two have that in common.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You
should go home. I’ll be fine.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>No,
I’m not. I’m gonna stay here with--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No, I’m
used to being alone. Please. I’ll be okay. <i>(walks away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(running off elevator to Maura) </i>Maura!
Don’t say anything, just listen.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Jane,
I’m sorry too.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>We don’t
have much time. <i>(talking fast) </i>The head of
Internal Affairs is on his way up to get a statement from you about the
shootings.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(angry, disbelief, annoyed) </i>That’s it?! That’s it.
That’s all you have to say. Not
“I’m sorry that your father’s dying”?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh he’s
your FATHER now? Am I sorry that a man
who’s wanted for 15 murders didn’t shoot me or Frost?! No, I’m not!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(arms crossed) </i>Then why are you here?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>To warn
you. Maura, if our friendship ever meant
anything to you, will you please think before you answer the questions you’re
about to be asked.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>IA Guy: </b><i>(yelling from down the hallway) </i>Detective Rizzoli!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(rushed whispering) </i>They’re doing an investigation. They’re building a case. They think we’re dirty.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>IA Guy: </b>Your
contempt for the rules is borderline criminal.
You are talking to a witness.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>She was
just asking about my father.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>IA Guy: </b>You
are ordered not to talk to each other until our investigation is concluded.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Jane walks away;
turns and makes eye contact with Maura as IA starts their questioning)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sticking her head in side door at Maura’s
house) </i>Psst! Is Maura here?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b><i>(whispering back) </i>No. Why are we whispering? <i>(Jane
sulks over to island) </i>Do you
remember when you thought you and Becky Zisti were never gonna be friends
again?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I didn’t
shoot Becky Zisti’s father, Ma.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>You
want some tea? It’s from the Szechuan
Provence. It gets its flavor from
pandas.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>How does
it get its flavor from pandas?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Maura
says that the pandas fertilize the tea plants.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>That
means they grow it in panda poop, Ma.<b><o:p></o:p></b></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Oh! Want me to fix you something? What do you feel like eating?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>People.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b><i>(closes fridge, turns to Jane and hugs
her) </i>C’mon. It’s okay.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(pushing Angela away, whining)</i> No, I don’t want a hug. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Well
at least you’re not Wally, poor fella.
He shoulda just had my lasagna at the café. So much safer!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Did you
really just say “at least you’re not Wally”?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Oprah
says if you think of 3 good things that happened to you during the day, you’ll
perk right up!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sarcastically obliging) </i>Well, I’m not Wally. You stopped hugging me, and I don’t wear a
size 11 shoe. Geee I feel so perky!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(pointing to sketch on wall of woman crying
at grave) </i> This is cheery.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Isn’t
it atmospheric?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay,
you’ve been living here way too long.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>It’s
awful, like my life! <i>(drops onto couch)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Is it
okay if I just pat your knee?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Knock
yourself out. <i>(Angela aggressively rubs both of Jane’s knees, Jane smiles sweetly at
her)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>You
know your father and I went to see a marriage counselor once.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>You
did? Wow, that was money well spent.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>There
was one thing Dr. Becker made us do that worked for a little bit.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Is that
when you had Tommy?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b><i>(annoyed, exasperated) </i>For heaven sakes,
Jane! We already had Tommy! Dr. Becker made us tell him our story, about
how we met.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura
and I aren’t a couple, Ma. <i>(Angela hugs
Jane tightly, throws herself across her)
</i>Eww! <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I’ll
stop hugging if you tell me the story.<i><o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay! Okay, okay, okay. Get off.
<i>(Angela gets off, Jane
glares) </i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>Jane tells Angela
her and Maura’s “story”<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I was in
the drug unit.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>I was
so frightened when you were doing that work.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>If you
interrupt, or hug, I’m done. <i>(Angela buttons her lip) </i>So when you’re a girl doing Buy Busts,
you gotta be a hooker.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Mother
of Mercy! <i>(whispering) </i>You didn’t have
to do it, did you?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>C’mon,
Ma! No!
C’mon. It was my cover, I told
you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Okay.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Alright,
so… I don’t have any ID. I don’t have
any money. I’m starving…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>FLASHBACK SCENE > Coffee and donut get pulled away from customer at
counter<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>C’mon, Stanley, you know I’m good for it.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Stanley: </b>I
don’t know anything about you, Tiffany.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Maura walks in
smiling; her attention is caught by exchange at register)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Really?! $2 for a day old donut and bad coffee?! Please, c’mon. I’ll get you after my shift.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(From Maura’s POV
you can see that the woman talking – Jane – is clearly a trashy hooker)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Stanley: </b>Hmph.
Think you’ll make that much?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(starts packing her bag
back up, pissed off) </i>Ya know
what?! I hope Big Mo tows your chevy <i>(glimpse at Maura putting on a latex glove
and digging into her purse), </i>your crap coffee gives you an ulcer, and you
die of psoriasis. <i>(Stanley covers his arms; Maura, with money in her gloved hand, smiles
her way up to Jane holding the money out toward her)</i> Do you mind?!
You can get your non-fat latte in a minute, alright?! <i>(turns
away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No,
it’s for you. Given the Vitamin D
deficiency likely from your, um, <i>(whispering)
</i>from your<i> </i>night work, you’re
better off with some plain yogurt and some leafy greens. <i>(nodding
encouragingly) </i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I have
my life undercontrol, but Stanley here has psoriasis.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Psoriasis
isn’t contagious. It’s a genetic
disease.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What
about rudeness? Is that genetic too?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>I was
simply trying to be nice.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b> Not every hooker has a heart of gold, alright
sister?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Apparently
not, <i>(neck snap) </i>“sister”.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-top: 12.0pt;">
<i>BACK TO PRESENT > Angela and Jane laughing on couch, Maura walks in.<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>You
shouldn’t be here. Not while they’re
investigating.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(getting up, walking toward her)</i>
Why? What did you say to Conners?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I—well
you know I can’t say anything.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(holding Maura’s eye contact, gritting her
teeth)</i> Ma, get your stuff.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b><i>(angry) </i>Jane Clementine Rizzoli.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Your
middle name is Clementine?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Thank
you. Thank you very much.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>I
thought it was pretty.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>You’re
not staying here anymore.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Wa-- This isn’t necessary.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>What?! Because your
family is so screwed up now you need mine?!
<i>(Off everyone’s faces) </i>What??
You’re the one who always says that blood is thicker than water. So, choose.
<i>(Angela looks back and forth
between them) </i>Hello?! That’s water, I’m blood. Okay, ya know what?! Suit yourself. Sit here, together and drink your excrement
tea. <i>(walking
out)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Jane! Wait. <i>(Jane
stands, crosses arms; Angela softly, to Maura)
</i>I’m just gonna grab a couple things. <i> (stops to look at sketch of
woman on wall, crying)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Angela,
wait. <i>(takes down picture, gives it to her) </i> Take it.
I’ve always hated it.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’ll be
in the car. <i>(leaves)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(tearful, whispering) </i> You’re like my daughter too. <i>(hugs
tearful Maura)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Jane sleeping in
her bed, hand starts playing with her hair)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(wakes up, turns to see who is there, Angela
smiles) </i>Ma, what are you doing in my bed?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>That
couch feels like a sack of marbles.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(grumpy whining) </i>Get out.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b><i>(annoyed, getting out of bed) </i>You made me
leave my luxuriana mattress for this kind of treatment?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(annoyed and defeated) </i>I’m sorry, Ma <i>(turning back to where Angela was laying) </i>I’m
sorry. <i>(sees she’s gone) </i>Ma!
Ma. Maaa! <i>(Angela
walks out of room, Jane puts pillow on her face and screams)</i> <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b><i>(walking back into room) </i>I’m not talking
to you. I’m not talking to you until you
say 3 nice things.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>How are
you not talking to me, <i>(sits up)</i> IF
YOU’RE TALKING TO ME?! <i>(Angela keeps her back to her, ignoring her)
</i>I found all the lids to my Tupperware, and I, I, I don’t have leprosy. And <i>(softer)
</i>my really, really sweet mother left the comforts of her FREE Beacon Hill
guest house to come stay with me in my crappy little apartment because she
loves me.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b><i>(turns, walks to bed) </i>Yes, I do. <i>(reaches
for a hug)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>No, no
hugging. No hugging. And this is where you tell me it’s not a
crappy little apartment.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Uh
uh. <i>(shaking
head)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Ma.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b><i>(looks around, keeps lips sealed) </i>Uh uh.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>MA!!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frankie: </b><i>(Jane grabs omelet off his plate) </i>Hey!
Nice manners. Your mother would
be so proud!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>No she
wouldn’t!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Jane
Clemen--<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(pointing) </i>DON’T you say it.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frost: </b>I
thought you stopped with the jelly donuts.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>Don’t
bust my balls.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frost: </b>Keep
eating things like that you won’t be able to see your balls.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>I
don’t need to see my balls.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frost: </b>20
grams of fat, Dude.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>What
are you a girl?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Ya know,
I’ve never said it before, but I’m a very big fan of your work, Dr. Pike.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frost & Pike: </b><i>(in unison) </i>You are?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frost: </b><i>(to Jane, glaring at Pike) </i>Think anybody
would notice if there was suddenly another corpse down here?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(sees Maura walk into her office, stands in
doorway) </i>You’re back.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(back to Jane) </i>Did you ever return my
book “Soothing Paint Choices for the Home”?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(annoyed) </i>Yea a long time ago. <i>(uncomfortably)
</i> So you’re back.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>That’s
odd because I can’t seem to find it. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Did you
ever return my “Guns of the World” digest?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(keeping her back turned) </i>I always
return things I borrow.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>You
sure?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(turning around) </i>Of course I’m
sure. Maybe you lost it. You do lose things. <i>(looking
around her office, gathering things) </i>Has
Dr. Pike been sitting in my chair?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Could
be. Why?
Is it broken? Want me to find out
if he’s been sleeping in your bed too? <i>(Pike walks into office) </i><o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>Are you
looking for me?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>What
about your food? Dr. Pike, have you been
eating Maura’s porridge?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>Of
course not.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m
glad that you think you’re so funny. <i>(resumes gathering things)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>It’s
better being funny than Poindexter the Know-it-all.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well,
I’d rather be Poindexter the Know-it-all than the Hoi Polloi.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Good
one, Maura. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>You
don’t even know what it means.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>It’s
common. Literal translation is the great
unwashed.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Classy. Hide your insults in Latin.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>It’s
Greek.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Oh, the
Geek that knows Greek!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b><i>(in background, making a call) </i>We have a rapidly escalating assault and
battery in the morgue. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Do you
realize how ridiculous you sound?! Do
you know people laugh at you behind your back?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Well
they call you a bitch behind yours!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b><i>(still into his phone) </i>Yes, I’m keeping
a safe distance. I’m gonna have to put
you on speaker. <i>(holds phone up as if taking a video)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well at
least when my father gets pissed off he doesn’t stab people with an ice pick!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>At
least my father didn’t move to Florida to sleep with some floozy he met at a
pizza parlor. Or was it a massage
parlor?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh look
at you! Goin’ all Trailer Trash Snookie!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>I
watched that show ONCE! ONCE!! It was for ethnographic research!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Cavanaugh comes
in, grabs phone from Pike, whistles)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Cavanaugh: </b>Break
it up, ladies. What’s goin on?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>IA Guy: </b>What
the hell is happening in your house Lieutenant?! <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Cavanaugh: </b>I
got it under control.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>IA Guy: </b>I can
see that! A Homicide Detective and a
Medical Examiner are having a cat fight that needs police intervention!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>A cat
fight?! <i>(Italian hands!)</i> Did you
really just call a disagreement between two female colleagues A CAT FIGHT?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(aside) </i>Actually aggression between two
female--<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Oh for
the love of Pete, stop!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>IA Guy: </b>I want
Detective Rizzoli placed on leave.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Cavanaugh: </b>I’ll
go one step better. Rizzoli I’m
transferring you out of homicide.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>RizzIsles: </b><i>(in angry stereo) </i>WHAT?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Cavanaugh: </b>You
got 30 seconds to get your ass over to Evidence Management.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Place me
on leave! Don’t send me there!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Cavanaugh: </b>Go
NOW! <i>(Jane
glances at Maura and storms out)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>What
about Dr. Isles? She was part of the cat
fight too.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(grabs her stuff, hands envelope to Pike) </i> You’re in charge now.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Pike: </b>I am?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Cavanaugh: </b>What’s
in that envelope?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>My
resignation.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>Jane
didn’t know Dean would be there. Is that
why you resigned?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m the
daughter of a mobster. You’re all under
investigation for trying to protect me.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frost: </b>Whoa! You’re melting down an Desert Eagle?! What a shame!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Unless
you wanna sneak it out in your pants.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frost: </b>There’s
no room.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Cavanaugh: </b><i>(responding to knock on door) </i>Come in.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Sir,
there’s something you need to see.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Cavanaugh: </b>I
was starting to worry about you, Rizzoli.
What took you so long?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>You put
me there on purpose, didn’t you? <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Scene change:
Cavanaugh picking lock at a house with BPD Homicide Team)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Cavanaugh: </b>I
suspected Paddy had someone in Evidence so I figured who best to keep an eye on
things than pissed off Jane Rizzoli. We
get caught we’re here to get Wally’s dress uniform to bury him in. Got that?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Ma,
where is it?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Where
is what?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>That
really creepy drawing that Maura gave you.
Where is it? Get it.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Why?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Just get
it. I promise I won’t hurt it. Please.
<i>(Compares picture from Paddy’s
case file to drawing)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Oh my
God! Who is she?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Jane runs out)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(hold sketch and picture to show Constance
who is sitting by Paddy’s bedside in the hospital) </i>Who is this?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b>It’s
Maura’s mother.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>What’s
her name?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b>I
don’t know. I never knew.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>He drew
this?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b>He
showed up at my Art Class at Harvard. I
thought he was a student. I tried to
encourage him. Then he just disappeared.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>And
then, what, you found yourself pregnant with Maura?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Constance: </b><i>(turning to look at Jane, annoyed) </i>No. Paddy showed up months later with a newborn
in his arms. He said the baby’s mother
had died during childbirth. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Why
didn’t his family take Maura?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b>His
father would’ve killed the baby. He didn’t
trust anybody… but me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Why did
he draw this?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Constance: </b>They
used to meet at the Boston Cemetery. It’s
the only place they were safe from his father.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(kneeling at “Maura’s” gravestone) </i>Paddy
told everyone that Maura and her mother had died. What if Maura’s mother is still alive?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I
think a parent would do anything to keep his child safe.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Even lie
to the woman you loved to tell her her baby died?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b><i>(softly) </i>Even that. <i>(kissing
Jane’s cheek, hugs her) <o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>IA Guy: </b>I’m
lucky like that Detective. <i>(puts gun to Jane’s chest)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Yea. You feelin’ lucky right now? <i>(Guy
pulls trigger, nothing happens) </i>No
firing pin. I took them out of all the
guns. That’s not luck that’s just
covering my bases.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>Good
work Rizzoli. Now get out of those
khakis and get back to homicide.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Thanks
boss. <i>(sideways glance at Maura walking into Paddy’s room)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>You
get better so we can move you to Walpole.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Angry, hurt RizzIsles
eye contact)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(to Paddy) </i>I want to know
something. Would you have shot her?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Paddy: </b><i>(strained speech) </i>Hell yeah. You’re a cop.
<i>(Maura looks hurt and
uncomfortable)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I got
something I need to show you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Maura looks at
Paddy, follows Jane out of room) – (Maura kneeling at “her” grave, crying)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I
always wondered why she never looked for me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Is there
anything I can do.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Please
go. <i>(Jane
hesitates then walks away) </i>Wait, there
is one thing. Tell Pike I want my chair
back.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Hopeful Jane smile
as she resumes walking)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Sasha Alexander is quite simply put Ah-MAZING!!</b><br />
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If you're looking for all sorts of background/career information on her, I don't blame you, but this isn't the post for that... there are <i>plenty </i>of online resources to help you which I won't pretend I can contest with. Try <span style="color: blue;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasha_Alexander" target="_blank"><b><span style="color: blue;">Wikipedia</span></b></a> </span>or <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0018734/" target="_blank"><b><span style="color: blue;">IMDB</span></b></a>. This post is a collection of all the fun, random tidbits about her life that she chooses to share with us through Twitter, interviews and other #Sashanistas. <br />
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THAT being said... in no particular order, here are some random fun facts about <b>The Sensational Sash!</b><br />
<i><span style="color: #6aa84f;">I'll try REAL hard to keep my commentary out of this! It will be in italics though if I can't help myself. You understand, she's entirely too incredible to NOT gush over!</span></i><br />
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- She reads tweets and fan mail and does her BEST to reply and interact with us... all. the. time. To be fair, she tries to pick and choose and respond to as many different people as possible.<br />
- "Real life Rizzoli" the incredible JCap (aka Jessica Capshaw - Grey's Anatomy)!<br />
- The first movie she ever cried during was "The Champ"<br />
- She was in a band called "Everything Nice" when she was 16<br />
- Purchased "50 Shades of Grey" for her mother-in-law... SOPHIA LOREN!<br />
- Multi-lingual: English (um, obviously), Serbian, Italian & (learning) French<br />
- Her friends thought she'd go onto Directing, but acting is her first love<br />
- She gets REAL excited for Olympic athletes <i>(and honestly, probably anyone who works hard to realize a dream)</i><br />
- Prefers Starbucks over Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf<br />
- Inspired by her husband and children<br />
- Tried Zumba for the first time in Mexico<br />
- Arnold Palmer instead of choosing between Iced Tea or Lemonade<br />
- Would love to be on Broadway as an actress, not in a musical... she admits that she's "tone deaf" and Edoardo claims that she shouldn't sing The Birthday Song solo ;) <i>(uh, SAME HERE! LOL)</i><br />
- When fans comment that they'd like to hear her sing, she usually responds with some version of "no really, you probably wouldn't" <i>(LOL!)</i><br />
<i>- </i>Favorite Shakespearean Play is a toss up between "The Twelfth Night" and "The Taming of the Shrew"<br />
- Favorite cake: Sweet Lady Jane's Triple Berry<br />
- In-N-Out Order: Fries and a Protein Burger<br />
- Betty White is one of her idols<br />
- Pets: 3 goldfish<br />
- Favorite Nora Ephron film: When Harry Met Sally<br />
- Justin's Organic Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups are her favorite<br />
- Shops at Trader Joes<br />
- LOVES cheese: "Do I eat cheese? We're an Italian family. Cheese in our house is like toilet paper." -- Then clarified: "I meant it's a necessity in our home like toilet paper."<br />
- One of her favorite cheeses is vouchon from France<br />
- She is "the disciplinarian" and Edoardo is "the softie"<br />
- Signature dish: eggplant parm <i>(one of mine too!)</i><br />
- Star Struck moment: When she met Leslie Nielson (she loves the Naked Gun movies)<br />
- Uses her sense memory and past experiences to draw on for the emotional, tearful scenes<br />
- If she could sit down and talk to Maura she'd tell her "Stop talking so much! I can't keep up!"<br />
- Drink of choice: gin<br />
- Doesn't really watch reality tv including having never seen an ep of Jersey Shore <i>(As if I needed more reason to respect her and think she's Ah-MAZING!</i><i>)</i><br />
- No true favorite color, but she likes green<br />
- Wants to Guest Star on: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Walking Dead or Louie<br />
- Prefers walking to running<br />
- Soda: Diet Coke<br />
- Likes shopping and fashion<br />
- She tries not to read fanfic <i>(sorry people! You can understand why though, right?)</i><br />
- No tattoos<br />
- Favorite ways to de-stress: go to spa, take a nap, read a book<br />
- Gets teased about her outdated iPod Playlists<br />
- She would love to do SNL <i>(UM how have we not campaigned this?!?!)</i><br />
- Loves "Modern Family"<br />
- Works out with a Personal Trainer who once said "Get on all fours and give me a fire hydrant with a kick." <i>(AMAZING one-liner!)</i><br />
<i>- </i>Favorite late night guilty pleasure: chocolate<br />
- Best concert she's ever been to: Madonna's "Like a Virgin" Tour when she was 16<br />
- Chose to observe real autopsies in prep for role of Maura<br />
- Tries hard to read all of her tweets even if she doesn't reply<br />
- Takes random pics of things in public and shares them with us<br />
- Her favorite part of being a mom is "the unconditional love between us" <i>(my heart just melted!)</i><br />
- Allergic to cats<br />
- Can't do without her wallet and cell<br />
- Favorite ice cream flavor: mint chip<br />
- Frequently travels to Europe to visit family and for holidays<br />
- If she ever lived in another country she'd choose Switzerland or France<br />
- Maura's medical terminology usually goes right out of her mind when they yell "cut"<br />
- Recommends the movie "My Week with Marilyn"<br />
- Nicknames: Sushi, Sashi, Smoosh<br />
- Mascara of choice: Mac<br />
- Favorite kind of shoe: "a flat one"<br />
- Nutella makes her silly<br />
- Maura's shoes hurt her feet every day so she wears flip flops between scenes<br />
- Always happy to meet fans and it's never a bother<br />
- Tweezes her own eyebrows<br />
- During the "long", "intense" takes to shoot 3x10 she cut her neck a little "but it was worth it!"<br />
- Depending on the level of emotion of a scene, she can either pop in and out between takes, or stays in that mode<br />
- Has stopped drinking coffee mid-day because it makes her "spazzy"... only allowed one cup/day now <i>(How do we get video of this Sash?? </i>;) <i>I get that way from 3-4p EVERY day regardless of caffeine intake LOL)</i><br />
- Plays a huge role in her commitment to fight "podo" > <a href="http://fightpodo.org/">http://fightpodo.org/</a><br />
- When a good song is on the radio in the morning (like Chameleon by Boy George), that means "it's going to be a good day"<br />
- Makes a drink she's coined "The Bellini Ponti"<br />
- Most like Maura in heart and humor... not in "vocabulary or science knowledge"<br />
- Favorite part about playing Maura: since she "loves every part about playing her" she picked a few favorites: wardrobe, intelligence, sense of humor, quirky<br />
- Guest DJd at "The Sound LA"<br />
- Loved Tina Fey's "Bossypants"<br />
- Sleeps on her back or side<br />
- Favorite thing about acting is that every day is different and fun<br />
- Sensors Lucia from seeing most of her work at this point<br />
- It's weirder for her to watch someone she knows watching her on tv, than to watch herself <i>(uh, follow that??)</i><br />
- Advice to pregnant women: get all the sleep you can now because [when the baby comes] there will be no more sleep.<br />
- Likes to cook and be cooked for<br />
- One personality trait she appreciates most in people: kindness<br />
- Tips for actors: believe in yourself and always continue to hone your craft<br />
- Tip on how to not breakdown into tears from exhaustion: coffee, red bull and a hug <i>(Seriously can't handle her genuine sweetness!!)</i><br />
- Hints of what to expect in upcoming episodes <i>(get ready for it!!)</i>: "there will definitely be some dead people"<br />
- If she weren't in showbiz she'd be a therapist or an architect<br />
- Not a smoker <i>(because she's clearly an intelligent woman!)</i><br />
<i>- </i>She likes Kate and Maura, but Maura is her favorite<br />
- To mock being tasered, she watched YouTube videos and talked to their Detective<br />
- When asked how she keeps in shape, jokingly responded "craft services on set" <i>(that means the catered food that's always around for cast/crew)</i><br />
- Favorite thing about JaM's friendship: "they respect each other"<br />
- Filming intense episodes is as draining as it looks<br />
- Cannot do without her family, phone and iPad<br />
- Goes to Italy once or twice a year<br />
- Lucia speaks fluent Italian <i>(how awesome!! SO wish my grandparents passed that part of our heritage down...)</i><br />
- Was a "nervous mess" the night before Lucia started Kindergarten <i>(Aww! ...and of course! Any awesome mom would be)</i><br />
- Had never played chess before episode 2x09<br />
- One of her favorite perfumes is Kai<br />
- Likes to have people over to swim, eat and relax <i>(Again, we're kindred spirits for sure! Italian Girl thing?? </i>;) <i>)</i><br />
- Favorite Adele songs: Rolling in the Deep and Someone Like You<br />
- In her fridge: Champagne, Perrier, and pasta for sure <i>(Seriously, I A-DORE you! ...def an Italian thing LOL)</i><br />
- LA Visitor recommendations: Santa Monica, Malibu and touristy things<br />
- Uses Wellness Formula from Whole Foods to get over a cold<br />
- Shops at Whole Foods<br />
- She described THIS RizzIsles blog as "insanely wonderful" and thanked me for "the love and commitment"! <i>(Most amazing tweet I've EVER received obviously!!! LOL)</i><br />
- Girl crushes and fangirls over Lena Dunham and calls it girl crushing/fangirling!<br />
- She knew some Italian before Edoardo<br />
- Amused by wine-related ecards <i>(as per the one I tweeted that she laughed at and said she liked... not necessarily an all-the-time thing I suppose)</i><br />
- Carry-on of choice: Louis Vuitton duffle bag<br />
- Her Kathy Rose arrowhead necklace brings her grounding, peace and good energy when she travels<br />
- Favorite reminder of home when she travels is her Hermes journal in taupe leather that her best friend bought her when Leonardo was born<br />
- Strangest thing she ever packed after a trip is a little wicker baby chair she would use at her grandparents house in Belgrade, Serbia.<br />
- After her Serbian grandparents passed, she brought the wicker baby chair home and now her children use it <i>(So sweet... melts my heart. Grandparents are life's greatest people! xo)</i><br />
- Purchased glass blown oil and vinegar bottles in Corsica that they use almost daily<br />
- In-flight reading: "Why Be Happy When You Can Be Normal?" by Jeanette Winterson<br />
- Dream travel companions: William Shakespeare and Gandhi<br />
- Uses Egyptian Magic moisturizer for her lips and dry spots<br />
- Favorite airport: ZRH - Zurich, Switzerland<br />
- Travels in "The Beatnik" jeans, Rag & Bone t-shirt, Jenni Kanye sweater and a colorful scarf <i>(a scarf and accessories always makes you more pulled together for long travel days!)</i><br />
- Obsessed with "Homeland"<br />
- Watches "Game of Thrones"<br />
- Says she's "always proud of Jessica Capshaw" (specifically answered in response to being asked about Jess' S9 performances on Grey's so far this year)<br />
- Traits of her's she most hopes Lucia learns from her: kindness and compassion<br />
- "Every minute of every day" was her answer to "when was the last time you stared at your little loves in complete awe?" <i>(seriously with these last two points - could she be any more AhMAZING?!?!)</i><br />
- Agrees with JCap that "SoulCycle" workout "lifts [your] ass as well as [your] spirit"<br />
- She loves playing everything about Maura but her quirkiness is always fun<br />
- Openly supports Obama and equality <i>(...like I need more reason to insanely girl crush this woman?!)</i><br />
- Chose Lucia as her daughter's name because it means "to bring light" and she always liked the name Lucy<br />
- Chose Leonardo as her son's name because it seemed the most fitting of all the Italian names they chose from<br />
- Played a big role in helping coordinate Common Sense Media's 2012 Game On event<br />
- If she had to give up chocolate or cheese, it'd probably be cheese... "that's tough" though<br />
- She would love to do commentary for the DVD "extras"<br />
- She's pretty organized most of the time<br />
- Listed "family time, game trucks and food trucks" as what she was looking forward to at the Game On event<br />
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<b>Some of her favorite Rizzoli and Isles scenes/lines:</b><br />
- <a href="http://rizzisles.blogspot.com/2012/08/quotable-rizzisles-301-what-doesnt-kill.html" target="_blank"><b><span style="color: blue;">3x01</span></b></a>: Flashback scene before going into warehouse<br />
- <b><a href="http://rizzisles.blogspot.com/2012/07/quotable-rizzisles-episode-303-this-is.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">3x03</span></a></b>: Jane and Maura's reaction to the "evidence" that the "dead guy" isn't dead<br />
- <a href="http://rizzisles.blogspot.com/2012/07/quotable-rizzisles-306-money-maker.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;"><b>3x06</b></span></a>: Maura talking to herself about the uses of leather<br />
- <a href="http://rizzisles.blogspot.com/2012/07/quotable-rizzisles-episode-307-crazy.html" target="_blank"><b><span style="color: blue;">3x07</span></b></a>: Pike professing his love to Maura <br />
- <b><a href="http://rizzisles.blogspot.com/2012/10/quotable-rizzisles-episode-209-gone.html" target="_blank">2x09</a>: </b>Jane hiding from sensitivity trainer <i>(Sash: I couldn't keep a straight face filming this scene! I laughed so hard!)</i><br />
- <b>2x10:</b> All the Hoyt stuff > "so intense and so well done"<br />
- JaneandMaura sleep overs :)<br />
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- "What's the big whoop?!"<br />
- "It's a like Project Runway"<br />
- "Shut it!" <i>(Sash's comment: Maura is pissed!)</i><br />
- "All mammals have to pee!"<br />
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...and that my friends is what we call an<span style="color: blue;"> <a href="http://jenw1n525.blogspot.com/2011/08/ah-mazing-people.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;"><b>Ah-MAZING</b></span></a></span> person! <a href="http://jenw1n525.blogspot.com/2011/08/ah-mazing-people.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">Ah-MAZING people</span></a> can have an incredible impact on your life, even from afar, if you let them... and even in the form of portraying a fictional character who <a href="http://rizzisles.blogspot.com/2012/07/reason-for-rizzisles-reign.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">energizes and inspires you through her on-screen (and real life!) friendships</span></a> and strength.<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;">Check back! This is always being updated! Feel free to leave with comments with more fun Sasha facts and where I can find it's source and I'd be happy to add it! </span>- Updated 10/28/12 @ 11am<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;">*GIFs not mine > I save awesome things after I reblog them </span> :)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5519683348357772169.post-67681264923306849362012-08-11T23:53:00.001-07:002012-09-25T15:53:39.742-07:00Quotable RizzIsles: Episode 2.02 -- "Living Proof"<u>Case</u>:<i> A
pregnant woman is killed; Her child is delivered and survived; The web of
finding the biological parents starts to unravel</i><br />
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<u>RizzIsles</u>:<i> Jane
and Maura try to relax at a spa but are interrupted by murder; Motherly
instincts arise in both of them as they check-in with the baby of the victim
and the case unravels<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<i>(RizzIsles sitting
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<b>Jane: </b>I can’t
believe I let you talk me into this.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It’s
good for you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Taking a
dirt bath seems sort of, I don’t know, unhealthy.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It’s
clay not dirt. 75% American coliod, hpm
20, and 25% western bentonite, from Utah.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Ohh, it’s
from Utah. Why didn’t you say so? Spending 80 bucks to be submerged in Utah
dirt is still a waste of money.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Clay. The first recorded use of a medicinal clay
bath Mesopotamia. It’s my gift to you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Next
time just give me the cash.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It’s a
wonderful way to eliminate toxic substances.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>How?! I’m
up to my neck in toxic substances!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well
hydrate with the lemon water. It’s very
important.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’m
hungry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(with mouthful of water) </i>No no. Heavy burden on the metabolism. <i>(peacefully puts her head back)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(pouts, looks around, sarcastically) </i>Gee,
I’m having so much fun. I can’t remember
the last time I had so much fun marinating in mud.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Sshhh.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You did
not just shh me. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>An
inability to relax can result in a dangerous buildup of cortisol.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I want
you to understand something. I don’t like
being shushed. My mother shushes.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(patiently) </i>Okay, can you please stop
talking?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Same as
shushing. <i>(shakes her head, sits still for a minute) </i>Okay, that’s good. Let’s go do something else. C’mon.
How do I get out of here?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Jane.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’ve
only done one c-section.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>That’s
one more than me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(sadly)
</i>Poor baby. His mother’s dead.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(gently) </i>Yea but he has a life. We’re gonna find him a family, alright?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Jane unlocking
door to her apartment)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(yelling from inside apartment) </i>Jane?? Is that you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea it’s
me, Ma. <i>(stops to see Angela on a ladder testing paint colors on her wall)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Surprise!
<i>(huge,
phony grin from Jane, turns to grimace as she turns to shut door behind
her) </i>I’m so glad you’re home. Now you can help me decide. I was, um, cleaning out the basement and I found
these cans of paint. And you know your
father, he never throws anything out.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Ma, this
is my home.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I
know. Look, Marmalade, Wild Orchid or
Begonia. <i>(off Jane’s look) </i>What? You don’t like any of these.<b> </b><i>(Jane puts her head in her hands) </i> That’s okay we’ll get a different color. Make it feel more like you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>This
reminds me of the time I asked for a bunk bed and you “surprised” me with a
pink canopy.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I
thought you loved that bed!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I asked
for a bunk bed because I wanted to build a fort, Ma, and I didn’t want to hurt
your feelings. <i>(Angela’s dejected face) </i> I
wish you knew I HATE pink.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>It’s
Begonia!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Then I
hate Begonia too! <i>(Angela throws towel down, takes off smock) </i> Ma.
Ma! <i>(Angela heads for door to leave)
</i>Aw, c’mon Ma!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I want
you to know Missy, I got stretch marks for you!
<i>(slams door behind her)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Marmalade
is the new black.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>If you
say anything like that to my mother when you see her--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(looks up, confused) </i>Like what?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Like
encouraging, or supportive. I will--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(sarcastic)
</i>You willlll…. Hm. Well,
Korsak will arrest you if you kill me, so, you will paint my house Wild Orchid?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Exactly.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>She was
just trying to help.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No, she’s
trying to find something to do with her life. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(watching Maura look through stomach
contents) </i> What’s that?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Broccoli
particulates, salmon. Can’t tell if it’s
farmed or wild caught.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh, what
a drag. We could’ve solved the case like
that. No, the blue thing! What is that a pill? What is that?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It’s
more teal than blue. <i>(pausing, inquisitive, smiling Maura face) </i>The stomach’s contents are like someone’s
grocery bag. It’s so revealing. It’s my favorite part.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Gosh,
mine too. Except the intestines. I do not know how you can enjoy doing an
autopsy.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well, I’m
distracting myself to do this one, Jane.
I’m thinking about that baby too.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(with understanding) </i>Yea. I called the hospital. He’s still critical. I may go see him tonight.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>I saw
him this morning.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(intrigued) </i>Really? Are we getting--<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>What? Cravings for pickles? No.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<i>(Maura flipping
through a victim’s chart)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What’s
wrong?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Nothing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Tell
that to your face; it looks pretty bothered.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Sum it
up for me, Maura.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(discussing victim) </i> No, no, she had quite robust reproductive organs.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(to Frost) </i>Do you find that sexy in a
woman? Robust reproductive organs?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>First
thing I look for.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b><i>(to Korsak, awkwardly, avoiding eye contact)
</i>Hey.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b><i>(to Frankie, awkwardly) </i>Hey, uh, how ya
doin?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You two
dating?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b><i>(handing flyer to Jane) </i>See this? Ma’s having a Yard Sale tomorrow. Oh, read the fine print.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>At my
house?! COME ON!!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>What a
fabulous idea. Have a Yard Sale. At my house.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Why
don’t you just bring down all the horrible gifts I’ve ever given you. And you can just sell them.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>C’mon,
Ma. I’m sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Woman: </b><i>(holding up book ends) </i>How much for these?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Uh $2.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Woman: </b>I’ll
give you 50 cents.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>That
thing is nicer than my car. It probably
converts into a tractor trailer. Two
bucks. <i>(Couple walks away) </i>What? What’d I say?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(smugly) </i>You’re not very good at sales.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>That
stroller cost 300 bucks, easy!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(craning her neck to see) </i>Uh, $1,049.99.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(patronizingly) </i>Oh and how do we know
that?! Maura? Have you been shopping for baby stuff?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(uncomfortable) </i>No. No. I
was online buying a necklace and the baby, store, was just a click away, so I
was looking.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well
stop. You don’t have a baby.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(sighing) </i>Yet. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Trust
me. I did a lot of babysitting. Babies aren’t accessories.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(offended) </i>I do not think they are
accessories. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<i>(Maura examining a
tiny painting)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>You
like that?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well it’s…
I’m surprised it’s--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(behind Angela, pointing to her) </i>Surprised
it’s still here, right?? Somebody hasn’t
snatched it up. Beautiful, huh?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(fake, deliberate smile) </i>Yes. It’s unusual.
Um, who is the artist?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>It’s
me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>It’s a
landscape. <i>(explains child-like painting) </i>That’s
our backyard and those are the two swings.
I was gonna ask for 5.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(exchanging glances with Jane) </i>Hundred?
It’s priceless. Yes. Let me.
<i>(pulls wad of cash out of her
pocket, Jane looks on smiling warmly and in disbelief) </i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(delighted, hugs Maura) </i> Thanks!!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Frost: </b><i>(finding a toy in a box he’s helping move) </i>No! Noo!
Guardian Chogarkin! I’ll give ya
a hundred bucks for it.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Sold. <i>(to
Maura) </i> I’m not good at sales?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(shakes off Jane’s look, to Frost) </i> 120.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>It’s
not ITB.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(to Jane) </i>In The Box. More valuable the less it’s played with. <i>(to
Frost) </i> He is a steal at 120,
Detective Frost. <i>(hold out her hand, Frost growls and glares, smiles then pays her)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Show
off.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(winking and smugly smiling at Jane) </i> Thank you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b><i>(walking over to Frost and RizzIsles) </i>No,
Chograkin goes in the keep pile.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Frankie
that doll’s been in the basement for 20 years.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frankie: </b>It’s
not a doll. It’s an action figure. <i>(Frost
nods in agreement, to Frost) </i>Gimme that.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Whoa! I just bought this.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Frankie,
stop it. Frost, take the doll.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie &
Frost: </b>Action Figure.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Whatever.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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<i>(When they arrive
at Clinic)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Nurse: </b><i>(to Jane & Frost) </i> As one of the fertility specialists here, I
just have to tell you that bi-racial couples make the most beautiful babies.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No no,
we’re Boston Homicide.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(As they are
leaving Clinic)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Nurse: </b>…and I
am serious. Bi-racial couples. Such cute babies!!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Thanks. We’re good.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(When they return
to Headquarters)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frost: </b>Hey
Korsak! Wanna be a Godfather?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Frost and Jane
walk into Nursery at Hospital; Angela is in Nursery with a baby directly
against her chest)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Is your
mother…<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(deadpan) </i>Breastfeeding.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Your
mother is the best Kangaroo Volunteer!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frost: </b><i>(uncomfortable) </i> I don’t think, I, should, be, here. <i>(leaves)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Jane uncomfortably
waves to her mom through the window)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>It’s
not really fair. All a blood test is
going to tell us is who Baby John Doe’s biological parents are.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>How else
are you going to do it, King Solomon? You
can’t cut him in half.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You can
find out who would be the better parents.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>You got
a test for that?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Can’t
be sure without the knife.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Oh
right. <i>(patting down her own pockets) </i>If
I had the knife I wouldn’t be asking.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>Well,
the father’s go through stuff too!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>What? Two minutes with a magazine?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>There’s
nothing fun about doing it with a magazine.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frost: </b>Well,
it depends on what magazine, right, Korsak?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Really?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Frost & Korsak
stifle their laughs)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(into phone) </i> Hey, where are you?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(innocently) </i>Um, why do you ask?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Oh God,
you’re terrible at lying. You’re playing
Mommy Kangaroo, aren’t you?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Ugh,
how did you know?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(holding baby, letting Jane into NICU) </i> Hiii, do you want to feed him? <i>(looks
at Jane) </i> What’s wrong?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I’m
just, I’m glad he’s okay. <i>(to Nurse) </i> Excuse me.
Can you call your head of Security please? I need to speak with him.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Here.
You go ahead and hold him while you tell me what’s going on.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(uncomfortable) </i> Maura.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>C’mon,
here ya go. <i>(placing baby in Jane’s arms) </i>He’ll
help calm you down.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>He’s so,
less blue.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(softly and sweetly) </i>Can you feel it?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(softly and gently) </i> Feel what?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(softly) </i>A surge of oxytocin, the
mothering hormone. Primates also secrete
it during sexual intercourse.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(back in the mud
baths)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I couldn’t
believe it when you put yourself between Nurse Wackjob Randy and the baby.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>You
protected him too.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Well, I
just never saw you as the maternal type.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>You didn’t? I’ve always seen you as the maternal type.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(lifts her head, opens her eyes and looks
over at Maura) </i> Are you lying?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(smirks) </i>Yes.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I hope
you get hives.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(laughing) </i>The clay will prevent a
histamine reaction.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Yes, it
was wonderful. Now please be quiet; I’m
trying to enjoy my dirt bath.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Clay. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Sshh,
shh, shh.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(mock outrage) </i> Did you just shush me?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(annoyed) </i>YES! Where is my lemon water?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Why do
you get to keep on talking?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Lemon
water, please? <i>(Maura scrunches her face at Jane; throws clay at her) </i>Maura, stop! I’m not kidding. <i>(Maura
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<b>Maura: </b>Stop
it. <i>(gathers more)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You stop
it. Stop it or they’re gonna charge us
for the robes again.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5519683348357772169.post-14578361018493447742012-08-02T22:48:00.002-07:002012-09-26T11:20:02.080-07:00Quotable RizzIsles: Episode 3.09 -- "Hometown Glory"<br />
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<u>Case</u>:<i> The
lead singer of a boy band is killed; He was also a childhood friend of the
Rizzoli family<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<u>RizzIsles</u>:<i> Since
Angela is trying to throw Lydia a Baby Shower, Jane and Maura have to decide if
they are going to tell her who Lydia really is; Angela is hurt, angry and upset
when she learns the truth and that everyone around her knew.<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(walking into Maura’s house) </i>I cannot
believe I let you talk me into wearing heels. And buying a purse.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Convertible
satchel.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(turning into living room, sees all baby
stuff) </i>Maura? Is there something you
wanna tell me?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Angela.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>My
mother’s too old to have a baby.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(popping up) </i>I’m a very young
grandmother though.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(questioningly) </i>You don’t have a
grandchild.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I’m
throwing a little Baby Shower for Lydia.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane and Maura: </b>Lydia?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I hope
it’s okay.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No,
that’s not okay.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I’m
not asking you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Um,
sure, yea.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(in disbelief) </i>What?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Ma,
Lydia is a stranger! She ran into your
car. All you know about her is that
she’s a bad driver.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Why are
you lowering your voice?! Is she in the
guest house?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(ignoring Jane, to Angela) </i>Where is she registered?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(REALLY?!) </i>Where is she registered?! Moochers R Us!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Is your
gestational diabetes under control?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b>Well I
guess. Except when my sugars are high or
low… I mean when they’re out of whack I get moody and stuff and sweaty and
dizzy.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b>That is
so sad that people have to get murdered.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yes it
is. Well, off to work.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b><i>(proudly)
</i>I’m an assistant to a cashier in training.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(condescendingly) </i>Wow, like, that is big. Congrats.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh yea,
let’s tell my mother that the bun in Lydia’s oven was either put there by my
father or my brother, Tommy.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(visibly upset) </i>I gotta go break it to his brothers
before they read about it on Twitter.
Tell Ma… God, I love that kid!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(performing Shane’s autopsy, playing music
video of Channel Street Boys, dancing) </i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Music: “The most
beautiful girl, in the world / She’s right here from Southie / She’s pure
Boston beauty / A little bit tough, hip and mouthy / She struts…”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sadly) </i>Yea, he was even prettier in
life. He was so sweet and soulful.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>There
are fibers embedded in the shrapnel wounds.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>The one
from the hoodie?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’d
have <i>(in unison with Jane) </i>to run
some tests…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(upset and cleaning) </i>Why isn’t Frankie
back yet?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>He’s
still at the crime scene looking for the gun.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>At
least he has something to do… Why honey?
Why would someone kill Shane?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I don’t
know Ma.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Ya
know, his brothers told me you were the girl in their song, “Pure Boston
Beauty”.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(flattered) </i>What? Me?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>He had
the biggest crush on you. You told him
he can sing once.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b><i>(inspecting Shane’s car) </i>I’m not seeing
any blood.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(aside to Maura) </i>We will if we don’t
talk to Lydia.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>How are
we going to get her alone?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>We’re
meeting her at the Dirty Robber in two hours.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>What do
you mean WE?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I sent
her a text from Ma’s phone. She thinks
Ma is going to be there.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(shrieking) </i>YOU DID WHAT?! I can’t be a part of this. <i>(Frost
glancing over)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh you
are SO a part of this! <i>(mocking tone) </i>Where is she registered?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I was
trying to be polite.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well you
can be polite cop and I’ll be
I’ll-beat-your-face-in-if-you-tell-my-mother-you-slept-with-her-husband-and-her-son
cop.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Frost stops
inspecting, stands up and turns to look, clears throat)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Hey
look, here comes Inspector Gadget!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Would
you like some quinoa, kale and yams?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Sure,
when I’m a contestant on Survivor. <i>(Frankie walks in sweaty with a brown paper
bag) </i>Oh look, Frankie brought us some Mad Dog 20/20 to go with our yams.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You
know, you’re sweating all over Maura’s stuff.
<i>(Maura starts moving things away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh
crap! C’mon! <i>(pulls
Maura out of her chair) </i>We gotta go
face the Lydia music.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(being dragged) </i>Oh, c’mon. I don’t like confrontations!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>That’s
why you’re the good cop.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Right
and you’re the <i>(mocking tone) </i>beat-your-face-in
cop.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Well
Lydia can’t afford to lose anymore brain cells.
Ya know what the scariest part is about Lydia and my father?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(very amused, smirking/laughing face) </i>Imaging
them having sex?! <i>(“HM” face)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(disgusted) </i>NO! Trying to figure out what he saw in her.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Studies
show many men prefer to date less intelligent women.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(with contempt) </i>But why?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well
you and I have our own lives, big jobs.
We don’t make men our priority but women like Lydia do.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Drink
some water. Dehydration isn’t good for
pregnant women.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(mumbling) </i>Neither is being a slut. <i>(Maura
kicks her under the table) </i>Ow!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b><i>(grabbing ice out of her glass with her
hands, putting it on table)</i> Oh I don’t like ice. Too cold.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yes, ice
is cold. <i>(Maura hands Lydia a spoon)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b>I don’t
know.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>But we
haven’t told you yet.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b>I don’t
know who the father is. Is that why you
wanted to talk to me? <i>(casually)
</i>But it’s either your father’s baby or Tommy’s.<b><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh my
God.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b>I
thought you knew.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You
thought I knew?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well
Jane you did know.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay,
can you just get to the part where you know which one did that.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You
meant to rear end her?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b>No that
part was an accident.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b>Well I
should go. I have to get to Lamaze.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Wait,
you can’t go to birthing classes by yourself.
I’m gonna drive you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay,
well. Have fun. Breathe deep.
In and out. Alright.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(urgent whispering) </i>Jane!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Oh
no. I am NOT going!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(SERIOUS RizzIsles
stare down… next scene: Jane, arms crossed, glaring at Maura with Lydia between
them on the floor at Lamaze. Maura won)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b>I’m at
the mall… I’m at Hot Dog Haven. I love
their outfits.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Yes! The bright colorful ones with the hats! <i>(AWESOME
gesturing)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<i>(Lamaze instructor
directs coach to sit behind their partner and massage their back… intense
staredown… Maura moves behind Lydia.
Jane won)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You
know, um, after the baby is born, you can have a paternity test.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b>No. …I want to do a water birth. <i>(Maura
visually reacts)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(exasperated sigh, speaks sternly) </i>Okay
listen to me. I don’t want you tellin my
mother what you did! It could really
hurt her, alright?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b><i>(to Maura) </i>Can you massage me just a
little lower? <i>(Jane tenses) </i>I don’t think
it’s right not to tell her.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(loudly) </i>What, now you got a conscience
after you slept with half my family?! <i>(people turn to stare)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(softly) </i>Lydia, think.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(loudly) </i>No, Lydia, don’t strain
yourself. I don’t want my mother to know
about this, alright?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b>Alright.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Wow, so
it’s amateur hour. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Meaning?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>It’s a
classic newbie injury. I saw it a couple
of times at the Academy. If you use an
improper grip, the slide will slice that flap of skin right between your thumb
and trigger finger.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>The
inter-digital webbing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>We use
to call it a Wenus.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I like
that. Wenus. Hard to forget because it rhymes with pe--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh,
thank you Senior Criminalist Chang.
We’ll take it from here.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>So can
you run DNA panels on the WENUS blood?
Perhaps it’s possible, Doctor? <i>(RizzIsles
smirking)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(into phone)
</i>Frost.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>Do you
know if Shane knew anyone named Jamie Rellis?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Jamie
Rellis? Yea, that’s a character from
“Friends with Benefits”.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Why are
you talking about Romanic Comedies with Detective Frost?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>It’s
Gia Lamar.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>The
famous pop singer?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(innocently) </i>She can’t be that
famous. I’ve never heard of her.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Homicide Team
exchanges amused glances)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well let’s
not leap to conclusions Sergeant.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yes,
Sergeant. Please. Stop the leaping.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I think
I know why Gia offed herself with a crack pipe.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(standing, getting agitated) </i>Again, we
don’t know if this is an overdose or a suicide.
<i>(Jane shows Maura media picture of
two victims walking together) </i>Gia
and Shane were lovers?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sarcastically) </i>Dr Isles, you just leapt
to a conclusion!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I did
not! “Gia and Shane were lovers?” –
question mark.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frost: </b>I’ll go
round up the Security footage from outside the motel.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>You
probably need some help.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh,
c’mon. You guys aren’t afraid of a
little female towel snapping, are you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Korsak: </b>Oh yes
we are.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(RizzIsles
laughing)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I gotta
stop a snitch from squealing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I hope
Jane comes. That’s her favorite food.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(opening the lid, disgusted) </i>She likes
bacon chocolate?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(resigned)</i> Yea. <i>(excited)
</i>I hope we get to play some Baby Shower games!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>How
many people are coming?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>You,
me, Lydia, and Jane, I hope. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>So 4,
total?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>You
have no idea how much I needed to welcome this baby into the world right
now! <i>(Noticing
Lydia’s face) </i> Honey, what’s the
matter?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b>He
dumped me when I told him the baby might be Tommy’s.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>What? Tommy, Tommy who?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b><i>(Jane giving the “NO!” gesture) </i>Uh,
Tommy Rizzoli?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(shocked) </i>You’re carrying Tommy’s baby?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b>Frank,
dumped me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Frank
Rizzoli? Frank Rizzoli, my husband?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh God,
Ma.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(turning to Jane) </i>Did you know?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Let me
explain.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Explain
what? That you lied to me?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>We
simply avoided referencing a specific set of facts.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b><i>(to Maura)
</i>You knew too? <i>(to Lydia, eerily calm) </i>That was my husband. He was the father of my children. And you come into my HOUSE?! Into my FAMILY? And you ask me for my help? After what you’ve done?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b><i>(crying) </i>I’m sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(upset) </i>Mom, please! <i>(Angela
abruptly shaking Jane’s hand off her; Jane recoils) </i> Mom listen to me, okay? Dad did a terrible thing. Okay?
I just, I didn’t know how to tell you.
I didn’t know how to tell you.
I’m so sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I was
um, I was Mrs. Rizzoli for 35 years. I
was Frank’s wife… now I’m not anybody anymore.
<i>(Angela leaves)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Mom
please!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Maura driving,
Jane in passenger seat)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(to Lydia in back) </i>Is this where your
mother lives?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b>Yup.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Great,
let’s get your stuff out of the car.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Unloading trunk)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b>I’m
sorry if I caused any trouble.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>IF, you
caused any trouble?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(awkwardly) </i>I had no idea how roomy this
cargo area was; <i>(shoots Jane a look) </i>did
you Jane?? <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Lydia: </b>Yea the
backseat is really comfortable too!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Oh
good!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Yea,
fantastic, where do you want all these gifts?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Do you
have the baby’s room set up?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I want
to know if there’s indoor plumbing.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Lydia’s mom steps
out onto porch, tells Lydia her room has been rented out)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No
wonder she preferred my mother.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(sadly frustrated, whining) </i>Oh Jane!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>What?! What Maura?!
Are you going to go share your room with Lydia and Jed?! …dump on my mother some more?! No.
Lydia’s made her grown up choices!
<i>(phone vibrates) </i> And I gotta go, Frost and Korsak are talking
to a suspect.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(conflicted, stares at Lydia’s porch; Jane
starts throwing presents out of trunk) </i> No! Don’t
throw it! I got it, I got it.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(trying to be helpful) </i>Well maybe you can
call Mr. Finnegan and ask him to come down to the Police Station.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh good
idea, Maura. <i>(sarcastic tone) </i> “Hello Mr.
Finnegan. We think you murdered your
son. Can you just c’mon down here and
tell us how you did it?”.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Does it
make you feel better to mock me?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Kind
of. <i>(Stern
look from Maura) </i> Sorry. I’m frustrated.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(A-DORABLE Sash smile and head shake) </i>It’s
okay.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frost: </b>We can
stake out his social security box.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Korsak: </b>For
two weeks? That’s when he gets his next
check.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Wait a
minute, I got an idea. <i>(dials phone number, into phone) </i> Hello, Mr. Finnegan?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>That was
my idea!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(whispering to Maura) </i>Not this part!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(whispering to Korsak) M</i>y idea.<br />
<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Listen,
I know what those lesions were on Shane’s lips and mouth.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Good
thing I already lost my appetite.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>They
couldn’t have been in two places at the same time.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Not
unless they’re electrons, as Max Plane’s quantum theory proves. <i>(Gets
look from Jane)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(closing Maura’s fridge, annoyed) </i>Do you
have ANYTHING that has fat in it?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>I have
some yummy homemade smoked tempe bacon in there.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>No. I want something that will clog my arteries.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Frankie jogs in to
Maura’s house)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>What are
you doing here?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frankie: </b>She
wants me to help her move, Jane.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>What?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b><i>(walking in) </i> I’m gonna go, uh, move in with my cousin
Theresa.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(exchanges glance with Jane) </i>Angela, please don’t.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frankie: </b>I
knew about Lydia too, Ma.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Yea, I
know. You and Jane always shared
everything. And I, I understand that you
were all trying to protect me, but-- <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Ma, I’m
so sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>But
can you understand that I can’t have my children think I’m pitiful.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Ma. Dad is the one who it pitiful. You didn’t do anything wrong. We did.
Dad did. Okay? We all admire you, don’t you understand that?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>You
admire me? Ha. For what?
I lost my marriage, I lost my house.
I live in your best friend’s guest house. I work in a café--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(soft but stern) </i>I admire you because
you picked yourself up when you could’ve laid on the floor. <i>(Angela
crying) </i>No, I admire you for the person you’ve always been. You’re optimistic, and warm and loving and
strong. Ma, you’re so strong. Look, you’re an example to all of us.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Frankie: </b>Hey,
hey hey… she’s right.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(with tissues, full of emotion) </i>I always
wanted a mother like you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>You’re
great kids, you know that?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Cause of
you Ma. Because of you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>I
never really like Theresa. She doesn’t
clean her bathrooms.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Group hug)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Okay,
the group hug! I can’t do it! …is that my gun?<o:p></o:p></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5519683348357772169.post-67048438135828541962012-07-29T13:39:00.001-07:002012-09-28T18:46:49.430-07:00Quotable RizzIsles: Episode 2.01 -- "We Don't Need Another Hero"<br />
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<u>Case</u>:<i> A
soldier who was just recognized as being a hero is killed right after the
ceremony; Other soldiers from her platoon start getting killed too;<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<u>RizzIsles</u>:<i> Three
months after the siege at headquarters, Jane is recovering from shooting
herself and isn’t officially back on the job yet; Maura tries to help Jane see
that the pain she’s still having is in her head; Maura has apparently been
dating Jane’s trauma surgeon.<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(knocks on Jane’s door, Jane answers) </i>You
look terrible.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Thank
you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You’re
making everyone late.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Even you
would look bad if a bullet had gone through you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Laceration
to your peritoneum could explain your jaundice color.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(mouthful of cereal) </i>You may not
casually discuss my privates.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Three
months. You could have read all of
Shakespeare. Learned Finnish. Instead you’ve become a platinum member of
the shopping channel.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I swear
to God if you start cleaning I WILL kick you out.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Is that
why you banned your mother?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Is that
what she said? Did she mention that all
of her OCD banging and clanking around isn’t restful? What Finnish?
Like Finland, Finnish?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>The
stress hormone cortisol suppresses your immune cell’s ability to activate telomerase.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>So you
say. Mine are fine.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Quite
simply keeping your brain busy aids recovery.
Mind. Body.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Mind.
Business.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You are
my business.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Wait,
what? <i>(concerned) </i>You still have
pain?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No I
just like saying ow.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(dragging Jane to get ready) </i>Could be from intermittent obstruction
due to adhesions. When was your last
bowel movement?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(stopping to stare) </i>You just can’t help yourself, can you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I think
you’re avoiding.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(stopping in her tracks, pointing) </i>What is THAT?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(smirking at self-defense dummy) </i>It’s a get well present from Korsak and
Frost. <i>(goes back to couch)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>That is
restful?! Where is your uniform?! <i>(storms
back to Jane’s bedroom) </i>OH! <i>(outraged) </i>It is DISGUSTING in here!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Jane smiles on
couch)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<i>(Maura returns to
living room with Jane’s uniform)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Put
this on.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Makes me
look like a man.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>We can
do this the easy way or the hard way.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’m not
a hero, Maura. Shooting yourself is not
heroic.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>The
people of Boston think it is. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Eight
people died. I don’t want a medal for
that.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Five of
them were bad guys, Jane. This ceremony
isn’t for you. This is, this is for,
your fellow officers, and your parents and your community. You’re a symbol. You are a heroic, flesh and blood reminder of
the thin blue line.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(smiling warmly) </i>That’s good. You almost had me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>K. The hard way.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Jane gets called
up to accept her medal)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(whispering as Jane stands up) </i>Say something uplifting.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Accepting her
medal)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(shaky) </i>I didn’t prepare anything, just
cause, I don’t think of myself as a hero.
<i>(Maura motions “uplifting” from
her seat) </i>Uh, most of you, you know
my, my little brother Frankie. Frankie,
stand up, help me out. <i>(Frankie stands, applause) </i>Um, Frankie is alive because of Dr. Maura
Isles. She normally works on dead people
<i>(crowd laughs)</i>. He’s alive because of her, not because of
me. I, uh, I was just doing my job. I, we, we all do this job because it’s, uh,
it’s what we’ve been trained to do. Ya know,
we’ve been trained not to think of ourselves, but to act. Because, ya know,<i> (getting choked up)</i> life is unfair and bad things happen, and ya
know, I think that we’re here, we’re all here, to remind everybody that, uh, sometimes
the good guys still win. Thank you very
much.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Guy: </b>Jane.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(stops walking, turns around) </i>Casey! Hi. How
are you? What are you doing here?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Casey: </b>You
don’t come to the high school Reunions. I
wanted to see how you turned out.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You came
from Afghanistan to see how I turned out?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Casey: </b>Everyone
on leave got an invite. Thought it’d be
fun to see you. You look great.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Lieutenant. Delta Force.
Impressive. I want to talk to
you, just give me a sec, okay?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Angela: </b>Oh
Jane, I’m so proud of you. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(hugging)
</i>Thank you. Where’s
Daddy? <i>(Angela starts crying) </i>What
happened, Ma? <i>(Frankie helps Jane get Angela to a chair) </i>Ma?
<i>(Angela motions for a pen; Jane,
to Maura) </i>Uh, I need a pen!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>What’s
wrong?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I need a
pen! She gets very emotional, then she
can’t talk so we have her write it down.
<i>(Angela writes) </i>Okay, okay, here, Ma. <i>(Standing
by Angela’s chair, hugging her to her)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(reading napkin Angela wrote on) </i>Divorced.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Camera crew comes
over)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>News Guy: </b>Detective
Rizzoli, can you give us a quick interview.
How does it feel to be a hero?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Fantastic. Can you give me a sec? She gets very emotional when she’s proud. <i>(kneeling
in front of Angela) </i>Ma, it’s
okay. It’s going to be okay. Here, let Frankie take you home. <i>(grabs
note from Maura) </i>WHAT?! <i>(reading) </i>We are getting divorced. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>That’s
terrible. <i>(grabbing Jane’s tie) </i>This
should come out. <i>(licks her finger, tries to clean tie)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Casey: </b>Let me get you guys a drink.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Other Hero: </b>Nothing
for me thanks.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Doctor says
water or prune juice.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Casey: </b>Sexy. <i>(walks
away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(to Abby) </i>We dated in high school.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(sees Maura walking with some guy) </i>UGH. Sluckie.
Can this night get any worse?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Casey: </b>Thanks.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Except
for you. This is my Trauma Surgeon. Luckily I was under when we hung out
together. Watch this, everything is the
royal “we”. Watch.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Surgeon: </b>So
how are we feeling Jane?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>We are
feeling fine, but WE can’t speak for everyone.
<i>(drags Maura away) </i>All the single guys in Boston, you gotta
date Yukie Sluckie.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Don’t
refer to Byron that way.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>It’s
unethical Maura.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Why? He was your doctor not mine. <i>(points
at Casey) </i>He is very sexy. He has an odd accent though.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Yea he
moved here from England when he was a kid.
I nearly lost my virginity to him.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Byron
is much better when he’s not talking, Jane.
I think you would really like him.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Oh I
like him… WHEN I’M ANESTHETIZED. Your
turtle has a better bedside manner.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(offended, sweetly) </i>Tortoise. And I don’t disagree with you. Which is why it was a wonderful surprise to
find out that he was very tender when he wasn’t by the bed, but <i>(sultry glance) </i>IN the bed.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>EW! It’s like thinking about my parents having
sex. <i>(pause)
</i> My parents are getting a divorce.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>I
know. I’m so sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>This is
just too much crap. I need to learn how
to compartmentalize. How do men do it?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Simply
separate everything into isolated compartments.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(dryly)
</i>Thank you. That’s very
helpful. Please, go have tender sex with
Byron and I’m going home.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Ya
know, you do need to boost your immune system and sex is very good for
that. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Thank
you doctor. <i>(looks around in disbelief)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(exhales, distracted) </i>Mm.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Casey: </b>So how
come we never finished what we started?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Because
you didn’t give me the time of day until Senior Week.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Casey: </b><i>(laughs) </i> I was a jerk.
<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>No you
were just too cool for me. And, smart.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Casey: </b>Truth?
You were too scary for me. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Gee
thanks.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Casey: </b>I
looked cool, but I was like 12 in boy years.
You were a force even then.
Smart, beautiful, didn’t care what anyone thought of you. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Inside I
was a geek.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Car with Private
Abby Sherman blows up; Casey drags Jane across the street, away)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(running through chaos) </i>Jane! Jane, are you okay?! <i>(to
Casey) </i>I got this. <i>(takes
Jane’s arm, leads her to sidewalk)</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Cavanaugh: </b>Rizzoli,
I need you out of here. You’re not
cleared for duty. Dr. Isles we’re gonna
need you. Frankie! Get her home!
We don’t need any more casualties.<i><o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I wanna
help! <i>(Frankie takes her from Maura’s arms and walks her off-site)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Frankie: </b>Just
promise me you’ll stay put. <i>(Jane nods)
</i>It’s gonna be okay.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Jane is dressed
and walking into BPD Headquarters)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Officer at
Security Gate: </b>Wow. Detective
Rizzoli!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>You’re
new. <i>(shakes
his hand)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Officer: </b>Yea,
I’m um--<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(reading badge) </i>Officer Reynolds.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Officer: </b>Yea. Pleasure to meet you, really. <i>Jane
smiles and starts to walk forward) </i>Uh,
I can’t let you in without a badge.
Sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(lifting shirt to show bullet wound) </i>Okay, look there’s my badge. We got a tough case.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Officer: </b>Uh,
no, I can’t. Uh, security’s been really
tight since--<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Since
me.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(walking into headquarters with Trauma
Surgeon) </i>What are you doing here?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I’m
trying to figure out who killed Abby Sherman.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Surgeon: </b>We
haven’t cleared you yet.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Are you
sure you’re ready for this, Jane?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I’m sure
that I’m done sitting on my ASS. <i>(grabs a pen and paper) </i> Here.
Clear me for active duty.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Surgeon: </b>Call Darlene
in my office. Make an appointment. <i>(kisses
Maura’s cheek) </i>See ya later.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Oh yea,
real tender. I don’t know how I never
noticed. Get me in there!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Jane. Go home.
Get better.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Maura. You heard me.
This is who I am. This is what I
do. Now get me in there.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Ughh…
okay, fine. But I’m only doing this
because I’m afraid that you’re gonna hurt yourself. <i>(to
officer) </i> It’s okay Sam. Detective Rizzoli is with me.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(gets handed a visitor sitcker) </i>Really?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Downstairs
only! I will poke you in your scar
tissue if you even touch the up arrow.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Steps onto
elevator, Jane rips off visitor sticker and holds it out for Maura; Maura rolls
her eyes and shakes her head)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Jane twirling her
hair)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(teasing tone) </i>That’s a sign of sexual
frustration.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Or
tangled hair.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>It looks
different in here.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>That is
correct Rip van Winkle. Wait til you see
my office. The decorator just finished.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(dramatic teenage girl voice) </i>Oh, my
God, I’m so excited! I might need a
paper bag!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Ya
know, it’s possible it’s taking you longer to heal because of your attitude.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>A .40
caliber bullet went thru me, Maura. My
attitude isn’t faking that.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>You’re
not faking anything. <i>(walks toward Jane) </i>You had a life threatening injury. But you’re strong, healthy. Something’s gotten in the way of your healing. <i>(examines
Jane’s injury) </i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>OW! Will you please stop doing that!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Just
wish I knew what was causing that pain.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Again,
I’m going with a .40 caliber bullet.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Are you
sure you want to be here? She was very
badly burned.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Yea. She survives two tours in Afghanistan and
gets blown up at home. <i>(twirls hair, notices what she’s doing,
stops) (Maura gets prepped to open body
bag, keeps looking over to check on Jane)
</i>No, I can’t. I can’t, I
can’t. <i>(walks out)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(hunched over by desk in Maura’s office,
holding her injury) </i>What the hell is
wrong with me?! I’ve been through worse
than this. Abby deserves better---<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(walks in behind her, rubs her back, speaks
softly) </i> Jane take a deep breath.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>No I
can’t, it hurts. <i>(starts to stand upright and walk to a chair) </i> What if I’m never who I was?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>That’s
the human condition. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Thanks. That’s really upbeat. <i>(sits
down in strange orange chair) </i>Ow! This hurts too! How uncomfortable is THIS?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>How can
you say that! That’s a Kareem Rasheed
label.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Oh, well
in that case <i>(awkwardly sits back) </i>it’s
like the warm caress of a mother’s hand.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Your
parasympathetic nerve is in overdrive.
It’s a protective mechanism.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>What
because I don’t like your office? Did
taxpayers pay for this?! <i>(knocking on the plastic of the orange
chair)</i><o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Of
course not. <i>(Jane keeps switching positions trying to figure out how to sit in the
chair) </i>Ya know, you might still be
in physical pain because of a post-traumatic psycho-pathological reaction to
what’s happened to you.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Make it
stop. <i>(lays head back onto chair) </i>What
do you do when fear is killing you?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Well
it’s hard to die from fear unless you have a congenital heart condition. <i>(“Really?!”
look from Jane) </i>What can I do?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Get me
upstairs.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Sorry
about the mess.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Casey: </b>I don’t
mind. I’ve been living in a tent. Aren’t you supposed to be drinking prune
juice?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Not
after this. <i>(clinks beers)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Casey: </b>Wanna
know something crazy?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(flirty) </i>Yea lay it on me!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Casey: </b>I was
thinking except for the girly part, Abby was like you.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I’m
honored. …except for the girly
part. I can be girl. <i>(Casey
raises an eyebrow) </i><o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Casey: </b>No. I always liked your toughness. You’re a softshell crab, Rizzoli.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>A not
girly, crab. Wow. You <i>(giggling)
</i>really need to work on your pickup lines.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Casey: </b>Hard on
the outside, soft on the inside.
No? <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(shaking her head) </i>No. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Casey: </b>That’s
why you’re such an incredible cop. <i>(getting softer) </i>Cause you care so damn much.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Maybe
too much.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Casey: </b>You
can’t care too much. <i>(moves in for the kiss)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b><i>(storming into Jane’s bedroom, picking up
laundry, ranting to herself) </i>Thirty
years I’ve been picking up that man’s socks!
Cooking without spices because it gave him indigestion! <i>(Stops
in her tracks; Casey is getting out of Jane’s bed to leave)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Casey: </b>Hey
Mrs. Rizzoli.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Hello
Charles.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Casey gets up,
walks out, turns to give Jane a surprised look, leaves)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>C’MON
MA!!! For just once in my life can you
please KNOCK?!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Angela throws
armful of laundry at Jane)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Angela in kitchen,
Jane comes out)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Too
sick to wash the dishes but not too sick to have intercourse?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Intercourse,
Ma?! C’mon. We didn’t sleep together. Okay, yes, we slept—why am I having this
conversation?! I gave you a key for
emergencies only.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b>Yea it
was an emergency. The health department
was gonna come condemn the place! I made
you breakfast.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Thank
you.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>You can
stay here. As long as you’d like. You can have my bedroom.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela:</b> I’m
not gonna impose.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane:</b> You
wouldn’t be imposing. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela:</b> That’s
very nice of you. Thank you. But, uh, Dr. Isles offered me her Guest
House.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane:</b> What?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Angela: </b><i>(offended)
</i>I’m a good guest!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Jane at Maura’s
house)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>Are you
a masochist?! You bought this house for
your mother to visit, not mine!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Increased
blood flow. Rush of endorphins. You feel less pain today, don’t you?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>What are
you talking about?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b><i>(teasing tone) </i>You had sex.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>We did
not have sex. We almost, had— It’s
really none of your business. But feel
free to chat about it with my mother at your slumber parties.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>I never
really got much sleep at slumber parties.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(whining)
</i>Why?! Why are you doing this?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Because
she’s your family.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I feel
guilty.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Catholic
guilt. Did you know that the University
of Parma study found that devout Catholics are more likely to show signs of
OCD? Martin Luther’s strict definitions
of the sacraments is too constraining.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I hated
Confession.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Did you
have a lot to confess to?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b>I made
stuff up because if you confess to sins you’re not sorry for, that’s a sin.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Maura: </b>Isn’t
making up sins a sin?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<i>(Trauma Surgeon
walks into the kitchen)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Surgeon: </b>How
are we this morning?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(annoyed) </i>I called Darlene in your
office. She said you were “too busy” to
squeeze me in.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Surgeon: </b>Yea
well we are rather busy.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<b>Jane: </b><i>(irritated, to Maura) </i>And so are you. I’ll be waiting outside. I’d like to discuss your pathology findings.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(to Surgeon)
</i>I’m worried about her. She
still has pain. Shouldn’t she be healed?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Surgeon: </b>Patients
heal at different rates.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>But you
don’t know her. <i>(laughs) </i>She had a
dislocated shoulder and she still tackled a 200 pound suspect, to the
ground. <i>(smiles proudly)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Surgeon: </b>Are
we questioning my opinion? <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well
there could be another component. The
mind is powerful. She had a trauma-- <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Surgeon: </b>No. You’re merely a pathologist and she had
expert care from a renowned trauma surgeon.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Are you
talking about yourself in the 3<sup>rd</sup> person?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Surgeon: </b>Are
we angry?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>We
are! <i>(grabs
OJ glass from his hands) </i>Thank you
for reminding me why I don’t date surgeons.
<i>(slams his briefcase into him)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Maura,
what can you tell us about her gunshot wound?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>That
would just be my opinion. <i>(uncomfortably shakes her head)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Pretend
I’m a Priest and I can’t tell anyone.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I’m not
Catholic. <i>(Jane takes a deep breath) </i>It
is my opinion that she was facing her shooter when she was shot. …from no more than 6 feet away, based on the
scaring around the entrance wound.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(Casey leaves Autopsy
Room angry)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Casey---<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>That
was awkward. <i>(makes awkward face)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Ya
think?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>What
are you doing?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Calling
the Private that was with her when she was shot. They were high school sweethearts. <i>(on
phone, Maura moves closer) </i>Hi,
Private Campbell. Yes, hi, this is
Detective Rizzoli. <i>(Maura is moves *right next to* Jane, Jane shoots her a look) </i>Um, I have a few more questions for
you. I was wondering <i>(Maura tilts her head next to the phone)</i>
today would be fantastic. <i>(Jane turns to move away) </i>Perfect.
<i>(Maura smiles gives thumbs
up) </i>Right now. Alright, thanks. <i><o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You’re
not cleared for active duty. I’m going
with you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You’re
not a detective.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Well
technically neither are you. <i>(RizzIsles walk out of Autopsy Room; Jane
turns around, grabs case file from Maura)
</i>I’d like that folder back.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’m like
a boxer with a glass jaw. Have you ever
seen me not able to step up?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(shakes her head) </i>The most powerful force of nature is not
a nuclear weapon.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(stops pacing) </i>When I talk do you hear
blah blah blah Maura blah blah blah blah?!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>It’s
thoughts. That’s the most powerful
force. It’s thoughts.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Job used
to take my mind off everything. It’s,
I’m not who I am anymore.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>K, do
me a favor. Close your eyes. Close ‘em.
<i>(Jane closes eyes) </i>Take a deep breath. <i>(Jane
flinches in pain; live feed of mission interrupts)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(reading handmade card) </i>You’re my hero.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Casey: </b><i>(walking into Homicide Office) </i>Mine
too. Now I know why we never got
together. You still scare me. As much as this thing. <i>(holding
up grenade)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I scare
you?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Casey: </b>Mm
hm. I gotta say goodbye.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Why? Where you going?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Casey: </b>My
leave’s up. I loved seeing you. <i>(leans in
and kisses her)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(whispering) </i>I loved seeing you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Casey: </b>At the
next reunion, we’ll finish what we started.
<i>(kisses her, gets up to leave)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<i>(Jane sadly watches
him leave, Maura walks in) </i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(picks up card, reads it) </i>Hm. Ya know heroes are actually social deviants. The famous Zymbardo experiment at Yale proved
that.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>He’s
going back to Afghanistan.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Oh. I’m sorry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(sighing) </i>No, it’s good. I was so scared Maura and I did it anyway. <i>(smiles)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Maura: </b><i>(smiles) </i>That’s the definition of a
hero.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Who is a
social deviant.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>That’s
not a bad thing. <i>(shrugs)<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Right,
so I’m a not girly, crabby, social deviant.
That’s great.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Um, can
I just. Take a deep breath. <i>(presses
Jane’s wound) </i>Any pain? <i>(Jane excitedly shakes her head) </i> No! <i>(excited)
</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>I’m
back!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>You’re
back! <i>(high 10) </i>Ya know, I was
pretty sure it was psychosomatic. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>It was
so not psychosomatic.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No,
no. I think it was.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>You
think? So you were guessing?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>Um, no,
no. I can think. I can consider. I can conclude--<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>No, no,
that’s guessing. You guessed.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>No, I
did not.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b><i>(teasing tone) </i>Dr. Isles guessed. Dr. Isles guessed.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Maura: </b>I did
not. I did not.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Jane: </b>Did too.<o:p></o:p></div>
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